I like the white one with blueberries, slightly warm in a salad

yum

return of the jedi, for the big blobby wormy thing and the cute teddy bears awwwww.

coke and hookers obvs

love the Nina Gordon cover, and the Nirvana one

not wearing a rucksack made a massive difference for me. no more neck ache

try it on a ride.

amazing version.

If she’s using a saddle with a cut out make sure it’s in the right place! They all seem a bit far back for me, and I think it put extra pressure on the front of my bits until i got rid of the one I had. I think it’s trail and error though, I’ve just moved my saddle around until I found a place where it was best. And the right saddle makes a massive difference as well. I can use SDG, but the best ever is my Cannondale Raven (which I don’t think you can get any more.)

Endura make the best shorts for me, (narrow hips), but a pad that bunches up in the front can make it worse.

A parlour Yahamaha for sure. Careful choosing as I found lots of them quite big

[points at bright electric blue FG202 in the corner] It’s the only thing I’d rescue in a fire I think

Perfect place to work out how the hell a she-wee works…

Yes, it’s better to practice first, trust me :oops:

the after dark arts tours are bloody* brilliant!!

* …hell Harry”

You can actually dual with wands, soooooo cool

Why is this country obsessed with North Korea?

Oh yeah, a whitey

Big blowback on a joint and then Your stomach drops. Bleurgh

Bikini wax

Freezing your ass off in some middle of nowhere bit of Wales trying to get out of sodden biking kit into something warmer. And the sensation when feeling comes back to your fingers and toes when the car heating is on full . Mega pain!! Lol

Oh that was lush. Tearing up a bit when his wife died and her place was taken by her son. Such a lovely story though

Jimmy, its weird isn’t it?

You can be as intimate with a partner as you want, but once she went mental at me for busting into the loo for a wee when she was brushing her teeth, apparently its unhygienic, riiiiight.

“But there may be a bigger risk of getting Lyme disease in the bedroom.”

Chlamydia is soooo yesterday.

What are symptoms of Lyme? Just, yknow, on the off chance LOL !!

House is set at 15 degrees and came on last night. I was say on the lounge wondering what the noise was, it was the boiler rumbling away!!

Still filled hot water bottle for bed though, brrrrrrrrrrr

Avril Lavigne, paramore, Fall Out Boy. If its MOR American teen rock, then its pretty much on my iPod

Lunch time drinking

Baked Cheesecake straight from the fridge as soon as I come home from work

My Onesie

Sorry.

My fault :oops:

Solo, as I said earlier;

Its the Kind of lazy assumption that blokes do without thinking sometimes

It doesn’t matter that you intended not to insult or belittle or that ” no offence was intended” it is offensive to talk about girls as “chicks” then you go right on ahead and make it worse

Oh, I think I get it now. You’ve got your knickers in a twist over my use of the word “Chick”, correct?

My knickers in a twist? Oh please! Because of course, as a woman, I’ve no reason at all to be offended, right? It’s not derogatory at all, and you shouldn’t have to trouble your teeny little head about these things should you?

Yeah, you do and it’s very different to the women I’d date.

Yeah, you’re right! How come I never realised that the girls I’ve dated aren’t even girls!!

We’re not some distinct species Solo. Yknow?

*serious face* As are most people

I know hon. but really, I don’t have a “perspective” especially not on “chicks”

Its the Kind of lazy assumption that blokes do without thinking sometimes

**** it its Friday and I love you guys

1. Be yourself. Be confident be happy. smile
2. Be honest with her and yourself about what you both want
3. Show some interest in what makes her tick
4. Dress nice, smell nice, have a hair cut
5. Pay for dinner (although lunch is a nicer first date)
6. Never say “I’ll call you” if you’re not gonna. It’s cheap
7. Lots of girls are shit scared of the date nutbag, its different for us, be nice
8. Oh, you can’t deal with crazy. She might be smokin but trust me, you won’t ever be able to get a handle on it, there’s a reason she’s single
9. We might have hang ups : commitment, trust whatever, you know what? most of you have as well
10. If you don’t want to kiss her 3 hours in, it’s not going anywhere

Ok?

Careful, Emsz has an alternative perspective on chicks.

In that I’m capable of interacting with other people as a normal human, you mean? :roll:

I don’t speak chicken

Scott, I guess it’s no credit history. I’ve no debts. My car came from bank of mum and dad. My point is that I don’t have access to a lot of financial services. I’m on a low wage, I don’t own a house. I know people have been turned down because of their postcode.

The Baby was a “surprise” she had to buy a lot of stuff pretty fast

You guys want some tips? :wink:

I wonder how many of you guys realise just how hard it is for some people. I’m pretty mainstream, council tax, bank acct, regular wage. I can’t get a loan from a bank or a CC even if I wanted one. My finances are pretty tight, my ‘spare’ money for me is just a couple of hundred, and I’ve got a teeny rent. Some of my friends have loans from wonga and they’re going to probably get away with it. One needed a loan for a baby one needed a loan after a car crash he lost his job. I know people can be daft with money but for a lot of people places like wonga aren’t the last resort its the only choice

A diet thread!! haven’t had one of those for a bit

I was just a bit shocked really to find out that they put adverts in place like Indeed or Reed. Just seems a bit weird yknow?

I still don’t get the holdall thing? What are you all going on about?

This has crossed my mind. Fortunately my brother has 16 and 17 year old girls so I am watching his ‘issues’ with interest to (hopefully) arm me with the ammunition I will probably need…

You sound like my dad, he had absolutely no idea….. ;)

Me an my dad rode around a lake in Wales once, lovely day, got overtaken by 3 motorbikes, who weaved over around us at quite a speed, and roared off into the distance clouds of smoke and noise, and that’s all we could hear for the next 10-15 mins was those bikes

:(

stacking shelves

licence to fill?

What is the point of it?

If you have to ask, you’ll never understand

Has anyone on here actually bought some for use in their own house?

well, durrr…

I didn’t mean the women, booze and shiny cars.

works for me, where do I sign?

lion king in the snow

The Disney princess thing is getting a bit tiresome TBH. How to train a dragon is cuter, Malevolent was more interesting, despicable me has the minions, and therefore wins everytime

hahahhaha Papoi

Binbin no problemo, why would I need to? Smuggle me through customs?

Junky, serious cannot be more dull than watching the loom [points]

Houns don’t spoil it!!!

They have specially sent that email to me

God, having spy fantasies :)

Trouble is I’d end up in the Middle East rather than some swanky party in Rome or Venice, right?

Cool job though, I wonder why they want to hire a fantastically talented beautiful materials designer with almost encyclopaedia music knowledge and great baking skills

God, not an Aston Martin

Ex’s dad had one, literally wheeled it out **** over it for a bit washed it and then put it back

I’ll use my Clio, undercover :wink:

Mary Gentle wrote one of my all time fab books : the Golden Witchbreed

Read it