ahhh good idea, I only exfoliate once a week or if im having a fake tan. Now you mention eyeliner….any tips? I probably should have been born a bloke, I’m not very ‘girlie’ although I’m better than I used to be!

nooooo, I epilate but it makes me have ingrowing hairs 🙁 Gone back to shaving. What about the *ahem* delicate areas? Bet you don’t epilate that bit!

Do you shave them tazzy?!! 🙂

aesthetically tis lovely but them corsets are bloody vicious and take a hellva a lot of getting into! Girl I know does burlesque and has trained her waist to next to absolutely nothing, was wearing it for quite a while the other week before she performed and was seizing up bless her :/

Nothing nice about that waist Tazzy, most of her insides are probably ****, bet she does amazing farts!

Edit: Love how many chaps just want to be a woman to get boobs – just get really fat then you’d have boobs!

Can I answer but in reverse? If I were a boy……. oh now wait beyonce bouncey bum already did that 😀

I’d be freakin amazing!! And have a massive weaner. Oh and I’d have big muscles and be in pornos. (probably)

You’ve had lots of good advice 🙂 how about sending her a sexy text back? Invite her over for a romantic meal then show her the dodgy bits up close an personal? I think she just needs some frustrated angry sex so I reckon it’d work. You could get your girlfriend to film it then send it to cowboy Bill and say you paid the outstanding in kind?

I’ve only really had one break up from my now husband when we were much younger and stupider, I rebounded onto several ugly blokes over the space of 6 weeks, had sex with one them and I’ve a horrible feeling he was a virgin. I sincerely wish I had also hit the drink/drug route rather than slept with a guy who didn’t know how to put a condom on, (actually if you’ve seen wills first attempt in the inbetweeners-I swear that was us although I ended up taking over because it was just plain awkward). He bought me some semi dead flowers and was waaaaaaay to close to his mum. I then got back together with my now husband only for this guy to start stalking me and proposing a few months later. I’m much safer married, I attract some strange blokes (other than the chap asleep next to me obviously!)

I have account, only 100 or so friends and some are people I never really see but it’s nice to know what they are up to and sometimes paths cross. It’s not the evil thing people think it is and I post quite a bit about hobbies and stuff because I share with other people with the same hobby (similar to here!). I share lots of photos, it doesn’t force people to look but they can if they want to. I’ve hidden quite a few people because I’m just not that interested in them, including some very close friends because as someone said, if they are that close you know this stuff first hand

Shit WCA so sorry to hear that x

2 yrs 5 months. He’s older but no where near as grown up as me, still spends all his money on toys and useless crap. Now can’t wait to have kids because he’s run out of excuses to buy crap so figures that he’ll be able to buy crap and blame on some poor unsuspecting child :/. Do men ever become proper grown ups?

Blimey that’s a list and a half! I just wrote a long post and lost it but long story short, I was taking the pee, if someone wants to post a pic (which has now disappeared) and come over all sanctamonious then not a lot I can do about it, it’s a public forum but glad some people took the thread with a pinch of salt as it was meant, even the people who are havin a massively crap time ATM.

I predict a **** ban to be honest. Like you bunch of tossers don’t spend your lives on here wining about something or arguing, so don’t go on shit little rampage that my role on here is purely to moan about something, **** you, you jumped up cock.

St Trinians actually 🙂

Mboy, they will indeed go away, I only posted because generally its stupid pee take stuff, but ffs how many people when they have a down day sit and go ‘right’ I’ll google starving kid pictures to make me feel better. That’s just plain odd. And besides which I don’t think my spot is EVER going to go away.

WCA – same as mboy said, hope your brother is ok.

Yes, a smack on the knob warning sign for improper use sandwich.

Kinkong/burt – both very sad yes but this is just a general moan thread. No need to jump in on the high horse. I’m perfectly aware that other people have it worse and to be honest I genuinely have some massively shit issues going on at the moment, but as I say, this thread is just a general moan, not a search for people to prove they are better than the rest of us because they post a sad picture or make reference to some sad event from another thread.

Well sorry you two but just bog off and start your own happy clappy thread and keep away from mine. only gloom allowed .

No pink water flip-pulley cord remember!

Ffs, now the Internet has gone really slow and the second I get in the bath I need a pee. God damn it I’m not getting out.

Rusty your clients keep dying?

Can’t see anything CFH?

Hugor ewwww but true-always dangerous to pole dance when on a period, especially if you flash your bits and your pully cord is on show – not happened to me but have *ahem* seen it :/

There is nothing that could cheer me up, I am feeling evil and I’ve still got to sort the washing and bedroom and work stuff for tomorrow. Might get another glass of wine in me before I give that a go though

Edit: god damn sodding predictive frigging pain in the arse predictive text

ahhh, cant believe you are still thinking of him…..god bless him 😀 He’ll see it from where ever he is

I didn’t watch much because to be honest it was pretty awful what I saw, but, just watched Tom Jones, Jessie J and Kylie on play back, along with Peter Kay and they were good so it wasn’t all bad.

Just waiting to see what the Queen has to say at 6.00 p.m. Anyone else think Prince Philip is more seriously ill than what the Royal Household is saying? Not that it’s any of my business but to go to hospital for a bladder infection and be in for three days? Probably got pneumonia from all that standing around Sunday! Poor sod

My first job was £2.50 an hr, I’m quite impressed with that, it was only 14 years ago 🙂

Blimey you lot take marketing seriously!

Can I at least make a pork roll comment or is that objectifying the male model?

I think this advert is sexist anyway. If it was a woman bearing her baps you’d all be mortified and refuse to buy any type of ham ever again anyway. I’m disgusted and having spent considerable time studying the advert I’m still not sure what brand of ham it is

bumming the plumbing?

Says he

Would it be inappropriate to make a general pork related comment?

You know the real answer – eat less move more and cut out refined foods / junk / sugar,

Sad face. Surely the real answer is eat more pies and stay as still as possible?

This god damn miserable country. I want to move somewhere hot 👿

What queefs?

I really do need to parp. Be kinda like a whoopy noise too

No tiny feet but you are the third person to say that to me today! Does everyone know something I don’t?! It’s more likely a mixture of mother natures finest work heading my way and bulmers crushed red berry cider 😀

You’ll have fun’. Doesn’t matter what ‘level’ you are, it’s built up so there’s something for everyone. First year there I spent three whole days in les gets doing the green run. Wimpy I know but was just right and I got quite speedy. There’s tons of xc stuff, it’s fab.

STOP LOOKING AT STW AND GO PACK THEN. Muppet

how on earth do you milk a snake??

Yeti I’m hurt, I can’t help how god made me. And you shouldn’t eat so late, it’s not good for your guts.

Bikebuoy I don’t get time to log on during the day! I get worked hard….I barely have time for facebook let alone STW :/

what does ombiture mean?

Me chilling earlier…. fit the description enough?

Fluffer might be fun. I’m quite an enthusiastic employee

Hey stop trying to corrupt the thread! We’re supposed to be getting job ideas for me 👿

Bet sheeter sounds too much like bull sh…….. You get the gist