Ohhh flashy that just made me proper lol

See now I’m even more confused. I’m more of a sceptical person so I’m kinda in the just stick to what’s proven camp but I’m really intrigued to see if it will help where other stuff hasn’t

she didn’t slap him but she seemed to be concentrating on something else…..can’t think what

I’m watching cycling at the moment, I’m not sure I understand some bits of the olympics. I watched some pony prancing this morning? How on earth does that fit alongside running/swimming/throwing stuff? Then in the ladies cycling some man just popped out the side of a car and grabbed a girls bum, kept hold of it too. What is that all about? Is it not either completely inappropriate timing or cheating if he’s giving her a push?

I noticed that yesterday, Franksinatras idea is a good one. I know so many people who were desperate for tickets, if corporates don’t turn up they should be released, there’s bound to be people who would hang around on the off chance of a place becoming available

I’m married to a man with a beard, he grew it especially for our marriage, I quite like it now and it does suit him. Doesn’t bother me but I do make him promise to keep it well trimmed, can’t be having whiskers all over the place. What amuses more is that although all the hair I ever saw him have has been black, his beard is a mixture of black, grey, ginger and a couple of blonde/white!

I thought the greatest trick you ever played was making STW believe you were a man TSY? You did it so well I will now never believe that you’ve ever been a woman.

Sandwich! We are heading to Loire valley next Saturday! What’s the weather looking like? Any recommendations? We just have mountain bikes and a couple of pootling bikes, no road bikes

I’d actually go with your original idea of the war stuff. I normally don’t particularly enjoy it but my other half didn’t tell me what we were doing until we pulled up at the american war memorial in the morning and that was two days of the holiday jut travelling around that area, lots around other than just war ‘stuff’, was really good so she might enjoy it.?

Not all the time, but most of the time. Husband has a ring but only occasionally wears it, he doesn’t like the feel of it so it just bugs him. I’m not sure he even knows where it is now, we’ve not been married a year and hes lost it :/

MrsToast is that a euphemism? I hope you cried as you did it being a woman an all 🙂

Be careful Mboy, us women can get nasty at ……you know the rest. And we can get away with murder – diminished responsibility an that, not our fault our hormones make us loopy 😈

Pink!

I thought the football had finished? You’ll be lucky to find some biscuits….., all we have is fruit and porridge and thats about it til tomorrow.

Yayee you did it too!! 🙂

How come men always assume women only cry during a certain time of the month? Some of us cry all the time! I’m a bit of an emotional person though so when I feel the need to cry it often just comes out. I’m not fussy where I cry

Ahhh a good cry is good free therapy. Probably just a woman thing but things do feel like they’re falling apart a bit at the moment.

Thank god I’ve never been mistaken for a massive man sausage, that would finish me off 🙂

Just sat having a good cry, genuinely completely fed up 🙁

Started out as a twilight book Emsz as far as I know

There have been side effects. All is good.

See this is good! Lolz 🙂

Reviews on tinterwebs! Have read bits about it, curiosity an all that…. it’s the base for the whole first book apparently.

Phils working through his film collection……. I was going to say David Jason as Del Boy 🙂

+1 jack Nicholson in the departed

I get numb big toes – is that the same?

Mmmmmm, from what I’ve been told/read about the book, if being beaten as part of a sex act by a man who has a deep desire to harm his mother after his childhood abuse then there are a lot of very confused women out there.

You’re right it’s not going to do much harm and if it it kick starts a few fantasies and deminished sex lives hats a good thing but it’s just a book, it really does not need the attention it’s getting. I might spark up a convo about shaving Ryan’s privates or Debbie does Dallas next time it comes up 🙂

Edit: why are my sentences not finishing? Stupid phone.

it’s lady-pron. gets them all worked up.

No it’s not and no it doesn’t. I am so sick of listening to people banging in about this effing book. It’s a book for Christ sake. It’s kinda like that crap Joseph kony video that went viral, completely annoying. People are sheep. Drives me mad, there are plenty of books of erotica, DVDs/clips on the Internet yet women have ‘only just discover pron’ because of this stupid book? Get a grip. 😆

Matt-I thought someone should see your god like figure…..

Did someone say half naked male man??

Mmmmmmmmmmm *drool*

I am disgusted and outraged-who put that black mini skirt over that girls bottom!!!! That is NOT allowed at Wimbledon. White clothes only.

Mmmmmmmm bear grylls. Now that’s a real man

I too think women are dirty during this period.

I’m not dirty so much as downright evil 😈

haha, damn it I wondered why I always made such a mess during menstruation. I love that word by the way, it’s definitely one of my favorites.

Women in some cultures/localities

What cultures/localities?

Edit: Just saw above, suppose it can be cultural but there is still touching with applicator tampons, just not as much.

of course they do…….. I occasionally feel like there is a zombie attack sometimes coming out of a post office – a combination of old people and those collecting benefits of some sort. They move real slow and are kinda glazed over and mumbling. I reckon that’s as close to a zombie experience as I will get for now.

yeah yeah, heard it all before…… every monday night in fact or whatever day that walking the dead is on

Societal crash? What like being in town and the zombies break out? I can think of better things to grab than a tampon.

I love how men love the thought of being stranded and fighting for their lives with such implements as a tampon, orange peel and a dog turd to survive with. My husband has a game plan sorted should zombies ever take over. It’s all very exciting *yawn* 😀 😉

So if you’re in trouble in the outdoors, remember to ask a girl rather than a woman?

Or stop watching Ray Mears programmes that encourage you to go into the wild. That way you will never get stuck.

Women grow up? Who knew?

To prove I am grown up I am not going to respond.

You couldn’t do some of that stuff with a proper tampon, he’s used an applicator tampon which as far as I know stop getting used by women by the time they are actually grown up.

Are the ladies really fawning over the Fifty Shades trilogies that badly?
Is it worth trying to tempt the missus into them?

No no no no no. We aren’t all fawning over it. I haven’t read it and I’m not going to. I prefer to watch porn than read it

Mmm I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s best to stick au natural, that seems to be general consensus anyhooo. Probably just as well, looked at prices today. £5k for a decent surgeon! Much better stuff to spend on. Had no idea it could be that expensive :/

Although we have learned that some implant glow in the dark

Not the last time I looked Al, is one thing I don’t need to worry about.

Lol rusty 🙂

Didn’t much like the look of penis surgery either, thank god it’s under GA :/