Ahhhh I love bedsheets, I’m lying on some as we speak!!! I could a bed tester!!! Or a lol catz caption quality checker?

I don’t have a willy though Luke 🙁 so that ones yours.

Well done SkiBoy! Just wish there was more choice about. I’m lucky to have a good job so I should be grateful but I’m just getting the four year itch I think

There were definately balls there, along with many many other things. Meh, could probably make it work :/

Good idea, what do we all do. I’m a secretary 🙁 not very exciting. I’ve probably left it too late to become a horse whisperer or a penguin which is the route I planned as a child…

Lol tazzy. Always thought id be great working at lovehoney until I saw the documentary, just the same as any other job though. Except with sex toys

Does it pay well or do you just get access to as many mangos as you want?

🙂

We drove round the coast and just followed the water, everywhere in the national park is beautiful, just get up there and have fun 🙂

Don’t know, I got a spray tan this afternoon just to make everyone at work believe me when I say I tan quick. No sunburn for me 🙂

Whose OP? I have a name dontchaknow. Anyway I was on my phone 😛

People get very excited about FB but if your security settings are set properly and you’re sensible about what you put up there then you are pretty much safe, no worse off than any of the information that can be collected on you from other sources.

Woooooooo. I love that dog, very well deserved 🙂

Curry (tescos)
Rekorerlig wild berry cider
BGT talent final. Pudsey to win!!!

Bonfire

I just like that it’s a joint thing with my husband. Spent ages thinking I wanted to go riding with cycle clubs or other people or other women but actually nope, just like it being our ‘thing’ really.

It was so lovely I went outside for a walk and ended up with a bloody sinus headache /hayfever and had to have a nap, now my eyes are all puffy and I feel like I’ve been crying all day. Damn curse the sunshine!!!! But OMG was it nice for the hour I was sat out in it. Well worth it 🙂

Landlords can be arseholes, ours played up earlier in the year (I started a thread and got some good advice, enough for them to be put in their place when they came round so we could fight our corner). Anyway, after trying to kick us out they then changed their minds when they realised we’d put up with their uselessness for 10 years and never complained and said we could stay. As it goes my dad came into some money and bought us a house literally a few weeks later so we were able to tell them to stick theirs. We’re in England so the covered by DPS thingy and got our complete deposit back. Most damage was wear and tear though, they actually didn’t have a leg to stand on. If your not bothered about £140 then just forget about it but if it was me I’d be complaining in writing and on the phone left right and centre. Did you do it privately or through an agency? You could complain via the agency? That’s what we did and even the agency told the landlord to stop being a bellend

I want the dog that’s on BGT right now! Brilliant

if she’s pregnant spitting obviously wasn’t required …. 😯

more properly a Mongrel that everyone calls a Labradoodle, apparently.

lol, I’d heard of a labradoodle but not a springador. It’s a bit like brangelina or bennifer I suppose :/ We had a retriever collie cross years ago (someone didn’t shut their gate properly and fido got jiggy with next doors dog) probably be a colliever these days no? He was a stunning dog though, in looks and temperament and definitely got the best of both breeds but suppose was a mongrel albeit a gorgeous one.

I was hoping hammond might get eaten

WTF is a ‘springador’

WHAT DD you take that back: what you meant was

unless it’s done by the legendary Dave Attenborough then it’s usually not worth watching

+1

😀

gaaaarrrrghghhh that’s it, men in black it is, Richard Hammond just makes me want to scratch my eyes out >-(

Pfft yeah yeah

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And no you can’t kill her, these are the little things that make you love her

I don’t have one but my mr gets on my wick sometimes

I was wrong bgt is still on phew!! Bruce Willis without hair is definatley worth a look, with hair not so much. I don’t think I was born when moonlighting was on

Mission impossible is awful. Anything with Tom cruise is awful, bgt is where it’s at, although it’s just finished so looks like it might be die hard 🙂

If its an RC there would be no problem, if your talking shinook full metal jacket type jobbie I doubt. Don’t know what chopper you mean though cos I’m watching BGT

As above really, I was a tomboy at that age and to be honest I think I may be mboys sister 😳

She’s 7, She may grow out of it, it may be that as she grows up she really does want a sex change but I think there’s plenty of time for her to decide that. Your job as dad is just to support and encourage her to be herself, happy and healthy and it sounds like you are doing that well so chill! She rides a bmx, I wasn’t that cool even if I was a Tom boy :

Ps at that age there is every chance that in a few weeks she won’t want to be a boy when she grows up, she’ll want to be a penguin or a lawyer….

You can have this one….not sure if TSY did ever chew his arm off though

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/lolcatz-just-to-see-if-tsy-will-actually-chew-his-arm-off-lolz

Rub seaweed onto the flabby bits, then put a frog on your head and bath in baked beans. That works on targeted fat loss. Facto.

No worries Mboy – you are obviously more committed to coursework than me – i’d be over the moon if someone offered me a diversion activity. Probably why I never do very well with coursework though :/

I know what you mean about the song but I chose it just because its quite boppy and most people will know it and like it. Ive sat through these dance things before and if everyone chooses a song that no ones heard of it actually gets quite boring. That’s my excuse and I am sticking to it although I was originally using either Gorillaz Dare or Yeah yeah yeahs Heads will roll….

Thanks bbs, will have a listen 🙂

Ahhh I loves it 🙂

I’ve nicknamed him squeak and he’s my favourite advert EVER.

Thanks SB – email won’t let me reply for some reason, think its cos I’m on my phone.

Muke – Song was titanium – David Guetta.

Thank you SB 🙂 life saver! Just got to sort out the sparkly outfit now

aaarrrggghhh it wont attach it’s too big 🙁

edit: oh maybe it will, it’s saying it’s sent now 🙂