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  • Fresh Goods Friday 701 – The Hydrate and/or Die Edition
  • elzorillo
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    The bags come in handy for rubbish..

    elzorillo
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    For the short amount of time we spend on the roads during nights out on the bikes.. suprisingly we always get some car load of scrotes shouting abuse and generally being a pain. We have been known to catch the odd one though, which is always fun.

    Goes with the teritory and whether you’re on a bike, jogging or walking the dog, they’d still do it.

    elzorillo
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    Never seen the attraction, but what really put me off was seeing one of my old mates sat deadly still in this umbarella/tent thing for three whole days and nights.. I visited him a couple of times as he sat there motionless, staring into the water. On the third day I said.. ‘how many you caught?’

    His answer in a steely determined voice.. ‘None.. YET’

    Sod that!

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    Pal I go out with has some fetish for dazzling oncoming cars.. has his hope vision 4 on max and points them straight into the eyes of oncoming cars.. Loads of times we’ve had cars have to slow/stop or put their high beam on. Drives the rest of us mad but he wont do anything about it. Small man syndrome at a guess.

    elzorillo
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    Cancer scares the shit out of me.. Why o why with all the money thrown at research can we not get one over on this horrible disease!!

    elzorillo
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    I’ve always fancied one of them flip over DeWalt saws.. bloody expensive though 🙁

    elzorillo
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    The is no way in hell that they are going to stop the spread, so why not let nature take it’s course. Then repopulate with saplings from the ones that survive and have resistance.

    elzorillo
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    Badgers, foxes, see them all when out riding locally. Deer are the most common thing I see though. One nearly knocked me off my bike once in Sherwood pines!! Round the back of the woods where the old jump site used to be. Big bugger too!!

    elzorillo
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    This may sound crazy.. but with the restricted movement, future constant pain etc did you ever consider the better option would be to lose the foot?

    Reason I ask is that I fell 30ft when I was 16.. landed stood up and broke both my legs pretty bad.

    Luckily they both fixed and I had a pretty full sporting life (only restriction being running distance). Even 30 years on my left ankle often gives me pain, leaving me wondering if in older life it would be better not to have it there.

    Yeah.. weird, but have you considered it?

    elzorillo
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    Very good (and well thought out) article here on the disease..

    Link

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    Saw him in Sherwood pines.. he was a misereable sod!

    elzorillo
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    Can you tell me what your unbiased source of news is please?

    Does such a thing exist? I dont think it does. But the Huff/guardian/bbc’s political agenda is pretty well documented.

    elzorillo
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    And your point is…?

    My point being that the huff is simply liberal garbage, not dissimilar to the guardian/bbc and whose opinions and ‘news’ have to be taken with a very large pinch of salt.

    elzorillo
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    hehehhe The huffington post has about as much credability for unbiased reporting as the Guardian.

    elzorillo
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    You’re riding will thank you for giving your lungs a rest

    It’s not for me.. the missus went through a mid life crisis and started smoking to keep the middle age spread at bay!!! As per most people, exercise just seemed the last option so she took the easy way out !

    I’m hoping these will get her off. I hate the smell.. do the e-cigs smell?

    elzorillo
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    What is the financial cost when compared to real smoking???

    elzorillo
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    A lady recently brought a laptop into us for ‘repair’ that had exploded on her…

    I took some pics..



    😯

    She said sparks were shooting out like from a firework across the room.

    elzorillo
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    The missus recently bought a couple of memory foams.. To be honest I cant tell the difference.

    elzorillo
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    I did it last night. It was raining. It was 9:30pm. The car park was empty. In the grand scale of things I dont see the big deal.

    Parking Vigilantes at the ready…

    elzorillo
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    Some dry cleaners also have alterations people instore who could replace a zip.

    Although it may be just as cheap to buy a new bag.

    elzorillo
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    What with leaf miner destroying my horse chestnuts.. honey fungus ravaging my orchard and now this for my ash.. I’ll have no trees left but goat willow.

    elzorillo
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    I planted 100 last winter that I bought off the net. Wondering now as to their origins.

    Thing is.. banning people from the forest is a ridiculous idea.. what about birds and other wildelife, insects etc. Lets not forget also, airborn infection from the wind. Stupid half hearted idea after the horse has already bolted.

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    What I dont understand is how a disease can just appear like this.

    Is it some new mutation? surely if it’s been around a long time on the euro mainland then there would be resistent trees by now.

    elzorillo
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    Morning chaps..

    You’ll be dissapointed to hear that the wife was very understanding.

    This has unnerved me somewhat though as she’s normally the sort to go absolutely balistic.

    elzorillo
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    I use probably 8-10 logs a night.. Once it’s going well with sticks I fill it choca then leave it till it burns right down to a few embers. Then I fill it again.

    This two or three times will usually see us through the whole evening.

    elzorillo
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    Practicing your alibi on us eh?

    Thats the thing.. It’s all true yet looks SO bad.

    elzorillo
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    was anybody hurt?

    Not yet.. but I still have to go home 🙁

    elzorillo
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    I just feel its a smoke-screen to divert attention from Afghanistan/economy/jobs/immigration/welfare cuts/etc

    Do you really think that the average person is interested in such mundane things? This is the Jeremy Kyle generation..

    elzorillo
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    Canadas are a pest species now, due to massive numbers, huge flocks eating and fouling grazing and leisure spaces. The meat on a Canada is tough and poor flavoured. Recipes for Canada involve stuffing the body cavity with a housebrick, then cooking in a low oven for 18 hours. Once the cooking time has elapsed, remove the goose and discard, serving the brick on a bed of roasted root vegetables.

    hehehhe love it 🙂

    elzorillo
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    Wild goose meat is a little to tough for eating really.

    elzorillo
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    So I assume the chimney is on the internal party wall?? How old is your house?

    elzorillo
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    I dont have a data contract but can confirm that endomondo will still work ok so long as you have wifi available somewhere for it to upload.

    Of course you still need to have gps on.

    elzorillo
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    Christina Aquilera – Dirty 😀

    elzorillo
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    The space is colossal.. looking forward to the results 🙂

    elzorillo
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    God doesn’t exist.

    It really is that simple

    Of course I know that. I was simply saddened by her lack of a fulfilled modern life (as I percieve it) due to her religious conviction.

    Yet in stark contrast.. the contentment that same conviction brought her when faced with most peoples biggest fear.. their own mortality.

    elzorillo
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    Another shout here for the focus tdci.. mine has been a fantastic motor. Good space.. cheap to run.. brilliant fuel economy.. low emissions.

    elzorillo
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    Really?

    elzorillo
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    Wow.. some real crime busters on here 🙄

    Whatever next.. car drivers making citizens arrest on cyclists going through red lights?

    Not condoning using a mobile whilst driving but ffs.. get a life.

    elzorillo
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    How did you speak to him if he was driving??

    elzorillo
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    Apart from the eye candy.. The only benefit I got from mine was the realization I’d been driving 10mph TOO SLOW on dual carriageways for the past 20+ years.

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