Okay so not really a colleague but someone in the same building as me.
At first it started off with a bra left hanging on the cubicle door in the mens toilets. Much hilarity ensued and there were rafts of giggles around the office.
About 6 months later yet another bra was found in the same toilet. Ha ha very funny, yes we’ve seen it before.
Next month a womens floral dress appears. Okay it was funny the first time but give it a rest now. Plus we’re accumulating a load of lost property.
Then with ever more frequency the items change from clothing to a weekly deposit of items such as a candelabra, a china cat, a small (and quite frankly hideous) doll, a teddy bear etc etc. It was beginning to get a bit like a live episode of the Generation Game by now.
Not only that we had a box of this shit cluttering up the office.
We had our suspicions and names were mentioned. Office gossip was, as you can imagine, rife.
A quiet spell ensues and then it returns.
First up we have a single egg. Placed discretely on the floor next to the toilet.
A few eggs and weeks later and small piles of salt appear on the floor.
This is getting annoying now and it must be equally as confusing for the cleaners who keep finding these presents. Not only that there is now genuine concern that someone may not be taking their medication.
Now the small piles of salt have a egg gently placed on top like some odd little shrine.
Its hard to know where to go from an egg and the straw that breaks the camels back is a smashed egg on the toilet floor. Being a tiled floor this is obviously quite slippery.
Managers now have really had enough and question their prime suspect no 1. It soon stops after that.
Bet you cant guess this is Local Authority 🙂