If he's a devout Muslim, and he did it, then his last couple of months are going to be dominated by the knowledge that he's going to hell for all eternity

If most Americans are as bonkers fundmentalist Christian as they appear in the media, they too know the man's going to hell for all eternity

"Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord"!

For infinitely superior gameplay, go play Doom and Doom 2

crouch_potato

you've missed my point

you should have said: One hopes he would have been

i.e if American is truly racially enlightened, even someone who looks and sounds like Robert Mugabe could have got elected.

But personally, I doubt it.

since all the mickey-mouse subjects came along

The first university undergraduate courses were: arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, music theory, grammar, logic, and rhetoric

Since then, people like you have been bleating about every advance in university teaching: are physics, chemistry, biology, medicine, law, architecture, engineering, higher mathematics, history, geography, economics, politics, English language, French, German etc etc mickey-mouse subjects?

They were, of course, spectacularly wrong

Americans are simple folk. None of the above will have gone into the thinking about putting Owen's initials on their kit.

They don't know, or care, about Owen's treatment by his own country.

They don't know, or care, that the American army which helped to liberate Europe was segregated on racial grounds for reasons which closely mirrored Hitler's views (and before you flame me on this, I do know about the Tuskeegee airmen)

They just think that, because of Obama, they can now be a bit triumphalist about their relaxed views about race.

Not that relaxed though. Would he have got elected if he looked and sounded like Robert Mugabe?

According to the Tories, "hard" subjects seem to be those where there are right and wrong answers: 2+2=? only one possible answer there. Chemical formula of water? Not a lot of room for debate there.

David Cameron's degree is in Philosophy, Politics and Economics, and, as we all know, these disciplines are renowned for giving us very simple, correct answers to complex problems.

Don't get me started on the Tories and their education policies

the most bitter, benevolent $hits

I'm assuming that would be "malevolent"?

Although if you expect to benefit from their wills after you've poisoned them with prescription medicines, I suppose they could be literally both bitter and benevolent?

4, obviously, because:

– when it arrives in your garden it's in a small, neat, tidy, scoopable and easily lobbed package

– when it arrives back in their garden it's a hand-grenade explosion which covers the washing-line, the barbecue, the backdoor handle, the shed windows, the kids' toys, the trampoline, the patio/decking

Spray it about, man!

Religious people eh?

Mad as a box of RPGs!

sleep apneoa

LOL

The only way you could possibly know you have this is if someone else has the misfortune to sleep in the same room as you.

It's known as "snoring".

It's part of the human condition – like farting, or belching, or talking in your sleep

Stop medicalising it by calling it by a poncy Latin name

Just move whoevever it was who complained about it into a separate room and you're sorted.

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I haven't a clue about the etiquette for such a situation

You really don't know what being a godfather involves? FFS!

If you are a lifelong Christian you know exactly what is required of you, because since childhood you have been present at loads of similar ceremonies.

If you're not a lifelong Christian, you're not fit to be a godfather and you should graciously decline.

Werner von Braun

Killed thousands of people (mainly in London and Antwerp) with his work on the Nazi's V2 weapon

The Americans gave him citizenship and put him to work for what would eventually become NASA

He's my favourite Nazi, because he is a perfect example of realpolitik

Most recent example of realpolitik: "Lord" Mandelson of Guacamole

Just do it in VAG or Frankfurter – no one's going to notice the difference, cos it's a totally crap logo anyway, for all sorts of reasons

and cod as an endangered species

apparently you can now walk across the north sea from grimsby to stavanger on a sold carpet of the buggers

Biggest non-event since the millenium bug

One poxy little streak of light at the limits of my peripheral vision in 45 minutes continuous observation

Why do "scientists" keep hyping up these things?

Just setting off outside now, with compass to find NE and video camera on tripod to record amazing heavenly phenomena.

I'll be back on here tomorrow to share my amazing experiences!!!

Try VAG or VAG Rounded

HMRC is riddled with corrupt staff who pass on to criminals the addresses of everyone who has recently had dealings with them and will therefore be susceptible to replying to a phishing email.

Same thing happens with PayPal – use your account, and three days later you get an email asking you to confirm your account details.

Never stayed there, because I'm sort of local, but there's loads of superb riding in the area – nothing particulary technical, but miles and miles of scenic XC, with some good caffs.

Check out the Bogtrotters site for SFB's pix

Maybe after she went through the window, he was standing outside laughing at her all cut up and covered in glass, and she reached over, grabbed his hair and forced his chest down onto a conveniently placed glass spike.

So now its murder – hence the PM

When we'd finished, my c**k was the shape of a giraffe

You know that "look" women have when they want sex?

When I was a kid I had 6 on one foot. My dad being a doctor, he pulled strings to get them surgically removed in hospital – they took out every wart in its own plug of skin from the sole of my foot. I had to have a general anaesthetic but was treated as a day patient. I was able to walk aftet two days and they never came back

So, maybe suggest "If I went private….."

Look at previous threads for dizinaustria

she set up a bike guiding business (guess where) and used to taunt, tease and tempt us regularly on here with what a great move it was

I don't think she's posted on here recently, possibly because:

1. the business is so successful she's no time to waste on here, or

2. it all went tits up and she's too embarrassed to come back

Persoanlly, I hope to God it's 1.

Pregnant and lactating women don't have periods

Get her pregnant and keep her in that state, or lactating, and you have no problems

Otherwise, MTFU

theres too much political correctness for men to have any chance in society

You are so right – we men have absolutely no chance at the top of the Judiciary, the Legislature, the Armed Forces, and the Civil Service; established religions like Islam, Jewry, the C of E, the Catholic Church; national institutions such as the NHS, banking, industry, education

Thank God we still dominate social work, primary school teaching, nursing, care for the elderly and fashion magazine production – from these bases we can surely dominate the world!

This is only a small step from having a catheter and a bag

I'm assuming you are male 🙂

Therefore you are not a small step from having catheter and a bag – that's what you've actually got!

Bag = bladder

Catheter = penis

He didn't beat anyone to death

and, sadly, no one will now be able to beat him to death

most of us on here are not criminals, have useful jobs, pay tax on our incomes and get shit treatment from the NHS

How come a piece of human landfill like Biggs can commit a major criminal offence, escape from jail, live for years off the proceeds of crime in a country with a lovely climate, pay no UK taxes whatsoever, and come back to the UK to receive superb levels of free medical care?

I believe viagra was tested on hardened criminals

Where I live, at the top exit from the village on the main road there's a sign that reads:

Burton 2
Lancaster 10

I've always wanted to nip out at night with a can of white spray paint and remove the "on 2" and "10"

People who call a cafetiere a "French press" probably call a condom a "French letter", refer to chips as "French fries", call throwing a sickie "taking French leave" and call Peugeot cars "pugs"

a beard on a man is like a hat on a man

to conceal an inadequacy or project a false image

Why hesitate at having huge holes through your ears? If you're really into self mutilation but are worried about job interviews, you could get your tonsils and appendix removed, and get circumcised, and no potential employer would worry (except maybe the Issraeli army)

If you're female, you could also get your clit and labia minora cut off.

Have you considered alternative forms of self mutilation, such as tattooing yourself all over below the neck?

How did he come to make the recording?

I've been trying for years to get my father-in-law to contribute to oral history like this – he served in the Fleet Air Arm onboard HMS Indomitable on Operation Pedestal, and has a rich story to tell

It's never OK to tow a caravan, especially on single-carriageway roads where you cause horrendous build-ups of traffic because you drive at 27mph and don't pull over when you sense a queue behind you. And on the single-track roads of northern Scotland, it's an offence for which your mobile bungalow should be handed over to Clarkson or the Brainiac team for spectacular destruction.

As a teacher, when you find you're teaching kids who are the age of the grandchildren of kids you taught when you first started. Nowadays, that happens after about 25 years in the job.

Keswick to Ambleside via overnight on Glaramara – make it circular by catching the 555 back to Keswick

You're looking at a porn flick, and you think: "That bed looks comfy"

(I think this is Jack Dee – correct me anyone)

mmmm – the finer points of strimmer mm size versus the cc size of the strimmer

fascinating!