Plod won’t be interested unless there’s an injury.
I reported my own accident to them years ago, I was asked if anyone was injured, I said not and was told not to worry about it.
I also tried to report someone who drove in to my wife’s car, after I called him to tell him how much the repair quote was, he then told me he wasn’t insured. Again police asked if anyone was injured and then said, and I quote ‘get your insurers to chase him, they’re better at it than us!!!!!!’