The only time i went to a fish and chips shop

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This could be the only time it’s ever been right to say ‘end of thread’

However, when someone puts “FACT” into a post (or says it out loud when talking) I immediately become suspicious and my level of trust in that opinion drops markedly.

I agree. OPINION.

(is that better?)

It hasn’t happened yet. Which is nice.

Pendolinos have so little space inside them it’s ridiculous. Is it some sort of reverse tardis effect that causes you to feel like you’re sitting in a small tube of toothpaste?

A wasp the size of a small bird?

It would be pretty satisfying to whack it with a rolled up paper!

‘You, sir, are the end of a bell.’

Courtesy of someone on here.

It’s plane to see he’s not well. Don’t let them palm you off.

Bear baiting, anyone? 😈

‘Juggling is Shit’.

Only t-shirt that has actually made me laugh aloud.

+1, just now! 😆

Oh, look. Two fools.

Looking at that makes me feel drunk.

Nice. Just going off to sit and look at my CC for a bit. Mmm, functional 8)

x several.
Chucked out 9 pairs last year.

He could have been kebab meat on that spiky fence 😯

I use one of these..

Sometimes splash on a bit of this afterwards..

Is this the next picolax thread? Genius!

I’ve seen some right fat biffers in skinny jeans walking round that Lundun. They don’t understand they look like walking sacks of spuds, bless their little hearts.

Straight leg FTW. I remember when you bought your Joe Bloggs jeans according to the width of the leg. Yeah, lemme try on some 18″ bottoms. Straightleg. Bootcut makes you look like Richard Hammond.

The span of my hand happily coincides with what will fit round my calves. It’s the first thing I check.

donks – get a divorce.

BBC4 is the most watched station on duntmatter street.

This is pure narcissism. You’re in a box. And still you want control? A funeral is for the people left. Let them do what they want. Really.

Racist bed bugs?

Chinning bugs, lol !

Am I too late for this one? Celicas are good coz they do radical skids and have green and red stripes.

Been there, done that. If the complaint is boredom, I see it as part of the deal. I’m not trying to have a go at anyone. And I would trust the docs and nurses to do what’s best.

Kick the babies! 😈

James Blake = Blubstep

15 feet of grumble

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Let me read that again..

15 feet of grumble

😆 Funniest thing I’ve read for a while! 😆

Yeah , I wanted to say that the dog protecting kiddies from other dogs was a proper dog. Oh, I’ve said it now.

A&E might be boring. Whatever. A&E might also save your life. A&E is undoubtedly saving lives while you are bored. I don’t see a problem with any of that.

Who on here would take control?

Bear in mind that most people that take power end up being ****s.

La Grande Arche de la Défense, Paris. This thing really is quite grande, particualarly when you’re standing under it.

I walked to it, and was impressed by the scale of it, but it wasn’t amazing / boggling enough to do much for me. My main thought was that they hadn’t lined it up properly with L’axe historique.

I like architecture that is mind-boggling, and sufficiently strong in itself to banish thoughts about whether it’s in line with other stuff nearby. TBH I was more curious about the cemeteries west of La Grande Arche than I was about the arch itself.

No challenge / beef / diss intended, just sharing my view on things. 🙂

Maxxi in Rome.

”I was so devoted to this phone, it was like being in a cult except without any of the group sex, UFOs or cool stuff.”[/url]

Not the best pics (2mp camera phone a few years ago). Took them in the Gorges du Tarn.

I get updates from news sites, blogs, and a select few musicians and comedians. @shitmydadsays is good too.

Don’t tweet much, but sometimes retweet good stuff for my mates.

@ igm – No. 😛

In my experience ‘customer service’ departments are a shield for companies, and their whole purpose is not to welcome customers’ feedback, but to deflect and deter people. It’s as if they’ve had your money, and see no point in dealing with you further.