LOL. Reminds me of a joke.
There's this guy, 40, never had a girlfriend. His mates all rib him about it but he always says – "I won't have sex as my mum said if you put your thingy in a girls thingy, she has teeth, and she'll bite it off".
Well, his mates get sick of this eventually and club together to buy a lady of the night for him.
They shove him in a room with her and she starts asking what he wants.
He gets nervous and says "My mummy said if I put my thingy in your thingy you have teeth and you'll bite mine off"
She just laughs and takes his hand and lets him touch her. "Can you feel any teeth?", she asks.
"No, but my mummy said if I put my thingy in your thingy you have teeth and you'll bite mine off".
So she strips off and stands in front of him. "Can you see any teeth?", she asks.
"No, but my mummy said if I put my thingy in your thingy you have teeth and you'll bite mine off".
Losing her patience she lies on the bed, spreads her legs and opens herself as wide as she can. "CAN YOU SEE ANY TEETH!!!!".
He has a good long look, and then replies.
"No, but I'm not suprised with gums like that!"