Drac, you’re as wrong as possible.

It was the old advert I wasn’t serious.

Apparently you can’t get a propa geordie brew.

Sick mice in the forum search and there’s plenty.

Hylands park is in London, so could be he’s never been

Touche.

What you’ve never seen a sign like that before I take it’s the first time in the countryside then.

trying Haggis tonight for the first time

It’s just a fat sausage.

Because there’s not one.

See where it says forum help click that.

You’ll be well practised by then though, apparently 100 new recipes full colour photos.

New book is due out end of March.

None of the above, sorry none of them even raised a smile.

Avast is free and pisses all over McAfee.

I can get 3 in the back of my Golf is that helps.

The lawyer bone, after a break it can cause many a problem find a better GP or ask to be referred to Orthopaedics.

Some of the ones in Norfolk are collapsed glacial pingos.

Noop Noop!

Yup great book but I find the base sauce uses a bit too much onion.

For some reason I’m getting no scale there so the bike looks like a parrot bike.

A few yes but not many I’d say.

Real Curry Reciepes is where you want

Yup and never notice the noise and minimal anyway. If you hearing the noise of fans whilst watching a film then it’s a shite film.

Ginger is a minger.

I have a supernumerary nipple.

If you’ve never given blood or haven’t for years check blood.co.uk to see if your legible, there’s around 40 questions.

As a man, you are more likely to be suitable for double or triple dose platelet donation. You’ll have a larger volume of blood, so you’ll be able to donate more platelets and help even more patients. Men are also free of certain white cell antibodies that may be harmful to patients, have larger veins and also less likely to have low iron levels. On average, 50% of men would be suitable to be platelet donors.

They don’t need mine.

Don’t answer the questions just fill in the important bits.

Rich’s wins every time there’s one of these threads.

Love my job although last year was a bit shit but the things that went on come with my role. Money yeah I’m paid pretty good and considering what I was on 5 years ago for more or less the same job it’s very good. However, in current climate best thing about job is 99.9%+ security it offers.

After trying proper Sushi a few weeks back at a friends I’m sold on it was bloody marvellous. Only ever had the little packs from supermarkets before that which were edible but not great, this home made Sushi was ace and watching it being made added to the experience.

Who the **** can’t cook scrambled egg?

Quite – all you have to do is bung it in the microwave.

Your fired.

Easy to watch sc-fi action film.

They had them once before didn’t renew the licence iirc.

If they have the email in their profile as a link then yes.

I work shifts so work weekends often, as for overtime I rarely work it because I like my time off and it keeps my tax level safe.

Morph is probably in pieces.

RIP but he was 83 so not a bad innings.

Nope don’t say it but would never be so rude to refuse I’d dp the same hungry monkey and take a moment of silence. If someone has been kind enough to invite for you a meal it’s nice to be at least have some manners.

Is this a commercial ad?

Dogz as mentioned, Mario Kart and Super Mario brothers is the games my daughter loves best, never needed to show her how to play either just learns as she goes.

Thanks Dobo… but the failed attempt above was with the IMG button… the one that worked was Crispy Bacon’s solution with this extra ] bracket at the end of the URL.

Nope you forgot the / don’t blame the forum software.