Con Air’s on BBC1 if you fancy something a bit more cerebral

possibly but no thicker than people who think their choice of something as unimportant as a browser is something people care about..

overpaid potential date rapist and hair product aficionado tweets the noises in the vacuum that’s standing in for a brain and figures out that it was not just him that was able to read them =’s stuffed career – give a moron too much money and access to a computer and sit back and watch a career destroyed in no-time.

And I don’t mind wendyball, i just can’t stand the idiots that play it. If I remember rightly, they were the people you went to school with who were bullies and didn’t apply themselves other than running round some grass and end up being paid more than nurses and servicemen :roll:

“phwoar, look at her!! I’d do her back doors in”

Those threads

Hey, I got into trouble for using that phrase!!!

Personally my favourite are the threads that seem to have an inordinate amount of replies when they’ve been started by females……I call them the dirty old man threads :-D

StumpyM4……do we get to see the tattoo?

and good on you for getting one, I fall into the camp that loves tattoo’s and while plenty of people don’t like them and are overly vocal about it I’m sure they’ve never done anything they’ve wanted to do with their life.

“I would literally die if I had to go without my hair straighteners for a week”

My absolute favorite that made me laugh hard was (directed at my sister and her husband)

“they may grow up to like their parents…….a musician, a scientist” – not funny till you realize she’s a music teacher at a primary school and he works in IT. I watched the last shuttle launch, does that make me a forking astronaut

It’s the internet, the device that allows people to paint a thin veneer over what they would never say in public compared to what they feel the need to say anonymously by hiding behind a username and fake persona.

Also this is the Singletrack forum is it not? Top Gear’s on tonight and the haters will be back out…….normal service will resume shortly

on the Singletrack forum people who smoke or are carrying too much weight are ridiculed but drug addicts have no choice?

god I’m dying to see where this one ends up

How the hell did he managed to carry enough firepower to kill 84 people?!?

not exactly difficult. According to reports he had a machine gun, handgun and shotgun and spent around an hour shooting. an H&K MP5 carries about 30 rounds per mag, a pump action shotgun around 12 and a Beretta 9mm will carry 15 per mag. A few reloads of each and your up to around 150 rounds.

From what they’re saying about him and how he started it all on the island, he’s taken his time planning this – dress as a policeman, gather everyone around before opening fire, all on a small island which is hard to escape from or hide……and if it was him who committed the bombing (although you don’t have to be Poirot to work this one out), everyone is looking the other way when you commit the bigger act of violence – someone’s had a chip on his shoulder for a while about something

Singletrack the site – Fine, I can look at what I want and laugh at some of the ramblings of the mental patients (me included)

Songletrack the magazine – meh! Some articles are ok, the bike tests seems fine too, some articles are in no way relevant to me but you can’t have it all ways. I’ll have a flick through while waiting for the wife in Sainsbury’s but if it’s not my cuppa that month i’ll buy something else

What does it say on the McDonalds’ packaging?

no idea, they ran out of boxes so it came in a fillet of fish wrapper

i always liked this:

Loads of pics in this MTBR review link, they may be the 29er fork

Now I’ve looked at this link properly I’m pretty confident that they are RST’s

Actually, hus my mouth, they may be RST (which if I remember rightly were made by Rock Shox at one point)

I may be wrong and I have no idea about the post mount, but pretty sure they are these

Psylo’s I would say

This was going to be my sticker for a while before I was told not to:

(a shiny shilling if anyone can tell me where I got the quote)

say what you like, but something better than a badge would be nice for 20 years of putting yourself in harms way to extinguish fires.

I’ll doff my cap if no-one else will

Sucker Punch?? REALLY???…….as my wife put it, you’re in a mental asylum and you imagine being a prossie as a way to escape the horror…….eh?

Anyhoo, “Source Code” was good, Duncan Jones makes a good film

Enjoyed “Adjustment Bureau” too

Strangely enjoyed “The Switch” although i seem to be going through a phase of enjoying bad romantic comedies at the moment…….must be on my period

Dita von tease

and punk ladies with nice tattoos

Tazzymtb, I applaud your taste

Point some speakers at the adjoining wall, play this:

Loud as you can and on repeat from about 5am, go out for a bike ride, if that doesn’t work, try Pantera instead

excellent now I can get the whole T-in the Park experience without leaving the house. I’ll pitch up a tent in the back garden, turn the TV on to show some music I really don’t want to hear, I’ll burn £150, I’ll pay my wife a tenner for a roll on uncooked sausage then get her to throw a bottle of piss at the back of my head

We got parked 2 qmiles away at the MK stadium, walk was a ball ache due to me wearing stupidly heavy caterpillar boots instead of trainers, but as a scotsman i like to go prepared for the weather, unfortunately i easnt prepared for the heat.

The toilets were very nice according to a mate, but that was mainly coz everyone was using the trees instead……another mate started sing at some girls “we know what your doing” which caused much hilarity when about 50 people turned round to see two well dressed girls pissing in full view

Now that i’ve had time to get over my tired feet, i think you might be on to something Margin Walker (is your forum name a nod to Fugazi by any chance) now i think back, i did seem to be surrounded by a hell of a lot of people that looked like the last concert they were at was Adele.

Hindsight review: i honestly think Biffy Clyro might have been the highlight, seemed to put a hell of a lot more effort into it. Foo’s were good but it did come across like Dave Grohl and a backing band. The puzzled looks around where i was standing spoke volumes when Bob Mould came on stage.

Actually, i forgot about the “im just like you” comment. Wasn’t that when walking nearly 3miles back to where we were parked and the band went whizzing by in a flotilla of blacked out windowed Merc minibuses

some of the comments I heard the other day were from people crying out against the strike – unfortunately It kinda came across like these people think of teachers as unpaid child minders

best of both worlds?

1976?

She mad a bad taste joke or perhaps she meant it. Anyway is she not entitled to an opinion in your brave new world?

Not quite sure how making a gun gesture and saying “bang bang” relates to an “opinion”

The comments of “scum” and “cleanse” has nothing to do with race/colour/creed/class or what music they listen to, it relates to the fact that there are scum that walk this earth, scum who think it’s ok to act how they want, do what they want and rarely have to face up to any consequences. We live in a country where the criminals are held in higher stature than the people who try to live a good life. 4 masked burglars break into a house and the guy protecting his property and family end up in the frame for murder. You get driven into by an uninsured/no road fund license/banned for drink driving idiot and you end up paying through the nose for your insurance and they get off with a fine or have to pick up litter for a week. A woman in Dundee swings her baby round her head by it’s feet then gets into a punch up while holding the child……the excuse? “drink and drugs”…….oh well that’s fine then!!

The balance in this country has tipped into the favour of the scum and perhaps something needs to change.

Overbiked =

+

take two “Ride what you like and stop analyzing it” and call me in the morning

Cheers Dogbert, good vid.

Welcome, in fact see my newly constructed thread regarding “better than Glastonbury” music videos

go out for a bike ride while shouting Take That……sorry, what were we talking about?

I don’t get the hullaballoo surrounding Take That, and my wife is a massive fan, although she’s not as bad as some:

I used to work with the first loser mentioned in this *ahem* article from the Daily Record

must have changes, it was this Some smug cooking ****

An idea for Armed Forces Day?……spend the money on wages and equipment for the armed forces and care for wounded soldiers/grieving families rather than however much was spent on Armed Forces Day

Just my honest opinion

and the middle class, middle age, dinner party background muzak rumbles on
just turned over to see coldplay , yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

Couldn’t agree more, Akira’s on SyFy HD and thumbing through a book about Sonic Youth, I stood about 3 minutes of Coldplay

you can get a Classic Bike buyers guide from Sainsburys and what not, i picked one up just to look at the pictures, but they give you a good idea of what is a good buy. At the moment i would presume late 70’s/early 80’s japanese bikes:

Less of a shame if drink driving?! He may have been a dick but he’s still dead ffs

Couldn’t agree more:

a death is a death, he entertained people with the rest of the Jackass guys, whether you like it or not he’ll still have a family and friends who will grieve for him.

same as us, a load of crap we don’t need and will have to replace after a year when some **** tells us we need to