middle class bellends with trollies in Tesco that think it’s fine to ram your ankles with that kiddie car that’s attached to the front, mutter “sorry” while chatting to another baby machine about how their sh*t machine eats organic cashew nuts……..ggrrrr!!!
People who wear those “geek” glasses in photo’s because it’s a jolly good laugh
anyone who uses the term *insert word here* chic to describe the clothes they’re wearing
People who think they can play guitar but all they know is 3 oasis tunes
People who have kids and turn into morons and lose their whole identity and use phrases like “well the book doesn’t say that”
People who breast feed their kids way past when they should have stopped
Card drives/lorry drivers/cyclists (yes,cyclists too) who only think about the bubble they live in and seem to do whatever they want causing mayhem on the roads
Beyonce, Bono, Geldof (and his offspring) Katona, any footballer, people who talk about football like it makes a difference
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Oh, and anyone who tries to belittle what happened on 9/11 because they can spit out how many were killed in Rwanda or the flipping Hatfield train crash, just because you read one Mark Thomas book doesn’t mean that something very very terrible happened and it should be treated with respect.