If someone these days came out with half the crap written in the bible they’d be sectioned or put on Jeremy Kyle.
“Yeah I got pregnant right, but I ain’t never had no sex or owt. I’m a proper virgin me.”
“I was at the seaside and some dude made the sea part and then just walked straight through it, mental as ****. Then another bloke started to walk on the water.”
“The bloke down the street is worried about global warming so has built a massive **** off boat and is going to get 2 of every animal in the world plus all the food and stick them in his boat for a month and a half and look after them with all there individual needs and then release them all back in there correct locations. What a bloke.”
Etc….
And yet people still live there lives unquestioningly following this book and what they were told to think when they were kids.