Just cut out the middle man and dump the whole lot through his letter box.

Why not just ask them up front.

Either:-

1) "WTF are you doing bellend?"
2) "I say dear boy, might I enquire as to what you are doing?"

Pook – Member

sometimes i love this site. sometimes i hate it. earlier i hated it, spork has made me love it. and you all too.

That's good, we love you too. All good fun I hope! 8)

I think I'm concentrating on the shadows nipple too much to get the full effect.

I got an XT from Merlin a few days back for £40. You not got another bike you could have for a day?
Merlin Rear Mech

Weighs virtually nothing and works a treat, I would recommend.

And Pook, Alpkit website works well and you get what you ask for if that helps. Just thought I'd mention that. 😐

Pics of the snake please.

I've got a placky spook and it bends too easily, it flipped a spookful of beans all over my beloved one the other week. I've got a Tifoon from Alpkit now.

Tiffoon

Pook – Member

do you lot ever read a full thread? or just the title, first post, then the reponses to your own witticisms?

I must admit to not even reading the first post. Shall I go back and read it now or have things moved on too far?

cookeaa – That sort of going on should be saved for Argos not Currys, what were you thinking.

I think you should leave this thread and only come back when you've calmed down a bit, had a little think about you're behaviour and are in a better humour. That's what I think.

Seem it from here.

I wish I was pottering about.

It sounds so middle aged. 😆

If you're that wound up by it go to the shop and have it out with them.

I still can't see the waterfall donald!

Need to see her first thing in the morning with no slap on to come to a final conclusion.

Bought a fair bit from them recently and all seems spot on, use them more than CRC now, they seem the cheapest.

I can't see what Pooks problem is 😆

It pi$$es me off just reading it, some pikies think they have the right to take something that you work so hard to get. Really hope they get back to you where they belong.

It's not got Johnny it's got Kryten off Red Dwarf and it's got how to make lightweight MTB's 😀

Is that the one with johnny and someone or other where they chop things in half with an angle grinder. If so good prog. Set to record it anyway. 8)

We're meant to be spending our way out of recession not tightening our purse strings. Mr Brown & Mr Darling won't be happy if they see this thread.

Get your cards out and spend spend spend, tomorrow never comes.

What compound High Rollers do people use, I was going to get some 60a but a mate says I need Super Tacky 42a, will these wear out too quick and drag to much?

The poor bloke had a beard/facial hair fail as well. Loooooser.

London Town or London Village that gets on my tits as well.

I hate Lush. As in "Ohhh yeah that's lush"

Also hate ****, **** & feckers

I like "Hang a left/right"

I'm going to start using "That's the way I roll"

Don't have a problem with "Pan fried" although like the trouser fried reference.

I'm with Tiscali.

You're not fat it's all muscle….

God knows what going in that pouch!

I've done it witth Drupal, surely you would do it with a plug-in for WordPress rather than writing your own module?

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Can't beat home mad.

That's what I try to haggle down to when I'm at the checkout.

3 and a 1/2p a jar.

I've got a skanky bit of strawberry jam in the bottom of an old jar you can buy?

If we're doing dog pics…

tails – Member

don't surrender, they won't be that forceful

😆 brilliant!

Dr Dolittle – Member
When domiciled in Ireland as a youth, my dogs enjoyed eating sheep shit when I walked them by the river. Apparently it's something to do with wolves eating their pups crap to keep the den clean.

We take our neighbours dog out and it will eat sheep poo some times, apparently dogs only go for lamb poo as it has milk in it from the mother. According to the afore mentioned neighbour!

Dear Bellend,
**** you I'm out of here.

Lots of Love,

Dobbo.

I'm starting to get in the Christmas spirit and have started ramping down at work and knocking off early.

All Porsches are ugly pieces of crap.

END OF THREAD

Your insane.

Yeah and? 😆 I get worried if people say I'm normal!

I've got tons on and they are screaming for it, but after 2 weeks of rain now the suns out I'm off out for couple of hours spin, sod it let 'em shout.