Me in 1990-ish
Bike too tall – check (20.5″ Marin Bear Valley)
Scott AT4s – check
Cheesy helmet – check
Bumbag – check (2 of them – one on handlebars, the other’s pink!)
Cool shades – check (Bolle Edge, I’ve just bought a NOS pair in fluo yellow for 6 quid!)
Trainers – check (soon to have Axo Ponys)
Toeclips – check
1% body fat – check (freak photo, I was pulling hard on the bars to avoid submerged rocks)
Canti brakes – check
Speed – woefully unchecked!
Anyone else got a photo of themselves on their first proper mountain bike? Pre-suspension and pre-disc brakes preferably, pre-vbrakes are the best.