Elfins Lunnon ‘Pootle’

Yep everytime.

Uphill cursing?

emsz – Member
Hey, Derek she’s kinda cute

Here ‘she’ is again then..

Terry Wrist – Member
Sorry Derek:

Are you stalking me Terry?

Great Video, wish my hound would stay behind like that.. Mine likes to take point, then maybe stop in the middle of a berm for a sniff…

Dereka
Derekalina
Derie

I can’t believe this actually happened.

I seem to recall last time I took the train, you get the two tickets, one out the other back..
So either you showed him the wrong ticket.

Or this is just a wind up.

I always liked the name Tamar but the breadknife wouldn’t let me use it.

Anyway as I’m feeling generous I’ll let you use a couple of my mothers names if you like, your little girl will love you for using them..

Winifred Gertrude.

Tell her she can thank me when she’s older.

Buy old.. Antique stuff, better value than modern crap and worth more in the long run.

Depends of course how much your spending but if its four figures or more then try my way.

Er it does get a bit embarrassing if they meet the former owner mind as has happened to me, but as I said at the time it doesn’t make it any less a ring and she must be really jealous you have a fine man like me to go with it.. 😆

Yep, me to, don’t hesitate, no matter how long you’ve ridden, you’ll gain plenty.

Loved it. Spot on, can’t wait til Lostboysaint and Winterfold spot it…

😆 Quality.

Bigfoot is what you need, and make sure the driver goes really fast, heightens the experience.

I wouldn’t recommend setting your hair on fire whilst wearing a full face with a visor, the smoke and fumes could inhibit your vision, might i suggest an alternative we had planned for an assembly of local mayors?

Lower the saddle (you should be standing anyway, roll up a news paper stick it up your ass and set light to it instead, the dare should be reaching the graound floor before the flames get too close..

Naked of course, for maximum points, you may wear a full face to protect your identity, personally I’d have a sticker on the back with STW – Elfinsafety on it just for ironic effect..

slimjim78 – Member
I get aurally raped every week
carefull Derek, the language brigade are out in full force tonight. Must be the full moon.

And an eclipse tonight (only partial down here) saw it out riding, should have stayed out longer..

Had to play the Cash version to the bread knife after I went mental at her watching this crap.

tbh I thought the Cash version was his originally, thanks for posting that NIN version.

I hate Xfactor, but with wives and daughters in-house, I get aurally raped every week (spend the time online so only hear it)

Have you counterclaimed?

Or are you just denying the debt.

You probably need to be a bit more specific regarding what it’s over, supply of goods or services subsequently defective?

It’s better to be neither defendant nor claimant, it’s better to sort it out between you.

If he gets judgement you can say you’ll pay at 50p a week and drag it out forever.

If he loses, he gets nothing, perhaps better settle for less in a negotiated settlement on the court steps so to speak.

You appear to feel you owe something, but not as much as asked in which case you could lose. Value isn’t part of the law, the law just wants to decide wether it’s been broken, i.e. a contractual agreement dishonoured.

redthunder – Member
5 December 2010 [close as I can get to the 4th]

Love this shot red.. quite brilliant!

Haven’t got the nerve I had ten years ago, but went on a UKBike skills course with the smiley dude and came away from that, technically a better rider..

Thoroughly recommend going, combination of him and a decent bike = invincibility

Until some young scrotes dug a big hole in one of our trails without telling anyone and i fell down it that is.

I picked up the Nov mag when i was at bedgebury the other week cos there was a Transition picture in it, thought it was going to be my bike reviewed but it wasn’t, it came out this month, read what they said, won’t be bothering again as they’ve covered the two things i was interested in, other than computer mags I don’t really read mags about the sports I do unless it happens to be about a bit of kit I use or might want to use or am interested in what someone else had to say.

They called my bike a labrador ffs clearly got no idea about dogs..

kayak23 – Member
This hardtail is currently the best in the known world.

Correct.

Romulans

Bastards have crossed the forbidden zone again

Someone ring Picard

Well every now and again we do get a bit of good news when their braking mechanism fails, they lose control down some of the steep hills we have round here, career across major trunk roads causing traffic chaos and top themselves as they crash into walls, but sadly with not sufficient frequency..

Bugger me if I didn’t witness another incident today, same routine going to the bank at lunchtime, the car in front had to brake suddenly mid turn left as coming straight down the middle of the road against the one way flow, some old tosser, who then proceeded to tun into our bit of the one way again counterflow.

Once he’d gone traffic resumed, I then parked up, only to have him return then repeat the same action the other bloke had done on Monday.

No regard for traffic rules, not a care in the world.

To use the words of my hero

They should be dragged off the machines and executed on the spot.

And if they do it again executed in front of their family..

Have you any idea how mental that bike looks.

First its a womans bike,

Second it has single speed.

So you’re riding a fat womans bike in the snow with only one gear, gone tot he trouble of fitting big tyres then losing the advantage that might bring by restricting yourself to one speed..

Not all there really are we?

The correct answer is..

Frankly it’s none of her business.

She should just be grateful I’m still young and fit enough to want to own one, instead of retiring to the golf course to await death..

Ask Winterfold he’s been mincing around with a Bandit frame hidden up his dark place for some time now for fear of a pussy whipping from hell if he builds it..

doesn’t look real to me..

One if he’d really tried to nick the bikes he’d just leg it.

Two, who the hell films shit like that, instead of getting stuck in themselves.

The main attacker doesn’t exactly stick it, when clearly he looks as if he could..

Then the perp walks into a store?

Sorry, not real.

Why on earth would you?

Tell the world you got it cheap off the internet.

On one

On what?

A Joke bike with a crap name..

Last of the Mohicans soundtrack.

The bit where he’s running up the mountain to try and save the girl.

matt23 – Member
Derekrides – had them on the TRc test bike I rode and a mates Orange 5 and thought they were brilliant so fitted them as a result – hoping they will survive in the winter gloop….time will tell!

Cool, be interested to follow how you get on, fancy a set myself.

WTF – Member
I considered buying a homosatchel once.
A few friends have one but tend to keep them in the closet most of the time.

Dunno about the closet some of those should be way back in Narnia.

Flaperon – Member
What do you expect from a Godless philanderer?
Swears an oath to God to be an MP then denies the existence of God

I would say you have quite enough problems of your own to be getting on with if this is your biggest concern. How about the fact that it’s quite nice to have someone in government who doesn’t believe the Tooth Fairy catapulted the world into existence and won’t give pointless time and attention to the unelected spongers in the church.

Clearly you missed the thread in which I proved the existence of a supreme being/force that for the sake of convenience we should continue to call God, if only to call lying scumbag politicians to account in the final reckoning.

mcboo – Member
Derek……I think you need to speak to someone

What? Like you think I might need help?

Hmm

“Doctor I’ve recently taken to ranting about mobility scooters on an internet forum for cyclists”

Yes I see what you mean 😳

Nice bike.

Couldn’t ride anything with green on it myself, too superstitious.

Those tyres have you used them before? They OK?

Love that dare not speak its name.

project – Member
Perhaps you should print the above out and hand to all those reckless people terrorising us younger people using the roads and pavements.

Why thank you Project I certainly will, meanwhile I’m going to write to the paper demanding they’re banned from using the road unless they pay road tax and are licensed, their eyesight and sanity tested.

They’re becoming a bloody nuisance.

The speed the bastard was going he’d have done me a proper mischief..