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  • Ard Rock Enduro Festival 2019 Cancelled
  • derek_starship
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    The greatest muff of all [whitney]

    Vision of muff [ms. carey]

    courtesy of mrs.s

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    I once put my contact lenses in after chopping chillies.

    My eye clamped shut and I couldn't get it out for a bit.

    It was an awful experience.

    Never done the dong though.

    derek_starship
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    Anna Rawson

    derek_starship
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    YES it can kill. Instantly.

    But as mentioned it does depend on the load on the live wire / surface touched, humidity, skin moisture, what stands between you and ground etc. etc..

    I've got away with 240V twice. It's bloody awful and for a few minutes afterwards I still thought I might expire. Respect electricity and concentrate at all times. Label things clearly or lock them out. Just be bloody careful.

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    Crash Test Dummies at the Manchester Apollo – 1995.

    Eff knows waht happened to them cos they are now sh1t3

    derek_starship
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    Lego and Scalextric are already reported as being this Christmas' must-have presents. Probably for kids and dads alike.

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    Time is cruel. Kelly LeBrock back in the 80's (left) and nowadays (right). Catastrophic really.

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    Kelly Le Brock (sp?) was delicious too. Remember her in Weird Science and The Woman in Red….

    derek_starship
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    Victoria Principal from the classic oil based Dallas

    Whoopee!

    derek_starship
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    Corrr! Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman.

    derek_starship
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    HtS – killed another thread you boring bastard :wink:

    It's nothing like the Redifusion one if that's any help.

    derek_starship
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    What logo would that be then?

    derek_starship
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    was a hard slog and everything went black and white, so I don't think I will push it that hard again.

    So JC – if you go above 220 bpm, you travel back to the 1920s?

    derek_starship
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    Lucy Meacock from Granada Reports. Pretty good for 50.

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    I'd be absolutely distraught if anything happened to our Mushroom. She's a house cat so I guess we should enjoy her longer than those that roam.

    Sorry to hear of your loss.

    Get another one and love it.

    derek_starship
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    dmiller

    Bruise has gone believe it or not.

    Still got a huge hematom – about the size of an average Cornish pasty – above my belly button.

    Thanks for asking :P

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    Jeepers.

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    Tortoises. They're just blatent.

    derek_starship
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    'Til my fists hurt.

    derek_starship
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    Are pictures of big black cocks allowed on STW?

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    He's a horrible little f*cker he is.

    derek_starship
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    Mrs. Starship picked up 5 x 11W (eq. 60W) from Morrisons today for 20p!

    Now that is cheap.

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    Grangemouth in Scotland.

    Farnworth nr Bolton

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    I hate the ban everything culture but flogging explosives to the general public is pretty stupid. Perfectly illustrated by the link in jon1973's post.

    I have to produce my firearm certificate when buying ammunition so why should fireworks be available to all. They contain explosives and most launch projectiles – some of which are fitted with even more explosives!

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    At our place of work, a sick note from a hospital doctor and a discharge letter is required before anybody believes you've been ill.

    I can understand it though as there's lots of 24 and 48 hour flu victims knocking about :lol:

    derek_starship
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    Boozing whilst taking metronidazole can really put you on your ass. It is potentially very dangerous. Even mouthwashes and liquer chocolates can trigger a nasty reaction.

    Drinking whilst taking other antibiotics is okay but may reduce the extent to which they are metabolised by the liver. This may reduce their efficacy.

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    Just letting you know Neil is waiting for a CT scan tomorrow (hopefully!) The haematoma is back and when I visited him this evening looked worse than last night when he was admitted.
    Docs don't think there is any infection, he's not doing too bad but until he's had the scan it's worrying. I know he's better off being in hospital and getting it checked out.
    Will let you know on here or via Harry_the_Spider how he's getting on
    Marina
    (Mrs Starship) :D

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    The toss twins got through AGAIN.

    WTF is wrong with the British public?

    Crivens.

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    Jacking in the fags.

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    patriot_matt – good heads up that.

    That is a real bargain for under £50.

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    The Running Man. Not Mr. Schwarzeneger's finest hour.

    Bag o' sh1te but compulsive viewing.

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    the fettler

    Nice shot.

    .22 mag – Ruger? What glass? How does it moderate?

    DS

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    Lungs – Florence and the Machine.

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    Mrs Starship here.
    The bike is on the furnace as we speak……………:lol:

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    I did however let out a groan when Cardinal Kenobi took off in a helicopter – followed by a cigarette?

    HtS – have you got a bit of a thing for high ranking clergy and choppers?

    Just thought I'd ask.

    derek_starship
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    I've recently fallen head over heels with the Jaguar XJS.

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    mike_p : Alex Ferguson?

    He is a red faced, miserable, masticating berstard.

    Mumbling jockf**k gets right on my testicle hairs.

    derek_starship
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    William Shatner.

    Quel hero.

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    I use a Casio Pro-Trek for home and hills. It's a good looking multi-function masterpiece that never needs a battery.

    http://www.casio.co.uk/Products/Watches/CASIO%20Sport/pro%20trek/PRG-60T-7AVER/At_a_Glance/

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