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Oooh

I only read this far.

To be honest, it confused me. Is that a happy noise or a sexy noise?

Lemsip and a lot of tissues

I thought it was a mistake playing the massive cock

…I read no further than that, so can only assume you mean Carroll? You’re right though, he is quite tall….possibly not massive.

It might be the rotavirus…….It laid me low for a week and a half and I lost half a stone.

A rival for the iDave Diet©?

It was certainly Kevin Smith’s best film of late….which was not hard really.

Bit on the nose with it’s targets, but definitely worth a watch.

I am going to say rather than a spider, it looks more like Roberto and Clamps from Futurama.

I brought a beer to the table just now.

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…not just on here. News channels seem to be a bit quiet as well. I know it is yet to be ratified, but still a dangerous development in relation to handing power over EU citizens to US corporations.

The fact a lot of it has been done with no public oversight at all is scandalous.

NUKE FROM ORBIT!

It’s why I don’t go to gyms. Too much politics.

No doubt the editiorial will be titled “What scarf would Diana wear?”.

She was the Peoples’ Meteorologist.

…and to think, they all thought I had lost my mind when I bought this:

Who’s laughing now eh?

*stocks up on pot noodles*

EDIT – yeah, your swanky moderators wages, dont pretend you’re not living it up surrounded by uppy downy posts and free energy gels.

Careful, Phil.

Philconsequence seems quite the cunning linguist.

I almost choked when I read that…scary stuff.

@Cranberry.

According to the Leveson enquiry, the police revealed that there was a high probability that texts messages had been deleted by the NOTW investigators. However, the message deletion that gave the family hope that Milly Dowler was still alive, was more likely than not an automatic system deletion. The fact that it was the NOTW listening to said messages that may have trigged the auto-deletion is also a possibility.

There is a difference from inaccurate reporting based on facts not available at the time of printing a story, partly due to the bang up job the police were doing at the time and not releasing the phone log information until compelled by the Leveson inquiry, and writing a wilfully misleading article.

Is 11-12 stone not a bit light for a toned 6’2″?

I would swap ‘toned’ for emaciated.

The bods on here look fairly normal-ish though.

Who’s “Jodie Marsh”?

Also, what is this Google thing I keep hearing about?

TSY do you keep your scales by the urinal so you can see your weight drop?

I was assuming he was standing on them as he urinated.

it’s all grainy

All I can deduce from that, is that you might be French.

How can I tell if I’ve got a mustard deficiency?

Get your seed tested.

So eat less do more and don’t obsess obese..

half a nipple

WHERE?!

Seems like someone is jealous of the donut munchers…

…just let yourself go, Crikey 😀

I love the fact that the Graunidad doesn’t put up its own results – why could that be ?

Why should it?

2 to 3 sessions a day

Sessions of what? Possible danger of overtraining?

Um, except I do put weight on, and it’s not ‘easy’.

You would say that.

…seeing are you never put weight on.

Where else can we learn about Jodie Marsh’s latest tat?

STW apparently.

Apparently the problem affects Sky users, as well as Virgin.

oddjob – are you eating enough? I lose weight by eating more

You eating your limbs?

1. Write purposefully bilious vitriol
2. Let the outraged retweet/email the story
3. Watch the page hits shoot up
4. Profit

Fake as a £4 note.

Hopefully Rossi keeps that pic safe for his son’s 18th/21st/Wedding Day/*insert appropriate date to show embarrassing pic here*.