wipe yourself clean on the curtains

it'll be the only screaming you hear during that sojourn…

get a flat and a vibrator.

on a lighter note, Nick Griffin's face is too small for his head. Probably the results of sustained interbreeding.

i was looking for a nice picture there.

as mboy says, think its a TN. good picture on it, but i've not used it for any photo work TBH.

don't want to sound like a **** but no fat people in belsen.

oops, too late. poor taste.

bingo

samsung sm2333hd

23", hd, VGA input,VESA mount, £214

I got one recently and whilst the sound is a bit sh!t the picture quality is really good. i'd recommend

+1 for the pronghorn. Very light and very capable and superb spec for the money. The only bad thing is it leaves you with no excuse for getting off and pushing on the climbs….

iainc – where you seeing those deals mate?

ewan what colour is the pack for sale?

who owns the land currently?

Spitfire was used in the fight against fascism.

My thoughts exactly, although I dont think they proclaim to be the brightest, do they?

Wish someone would gatling gun that Racist cretin using a modern A10

maybe moz is in town?

i dont like posts where the poster seems to think it requires more than one question mark.

bet it used to screw him up royally when tescos had a "midnight shuffle" 🙂

get yourself checked out properly – its often much more painful the day after

eat tatties out of pot, drink tattie water, no washing up.

that could be a philosophy…

ps nobody said you must eat the same thing every week. just plan out 7 interesting meals in advance, thats all.

nope, still training on polyester slacks. I'm waiting for my gut to expand to fit my farah's, can't wait.

problem with reduced stuff is you can't rely on it being ok a week later, which necessitates another trip to the shops, more time, more fuel to get there etc…

apparently if he works with the frame it will be better than new – a bold claim indeed.

I'm also intrigued by the analogy of the donkey/ pogo stick on wheels.

edit – in poor taste

we try to do it, purely for the convenience element. quite often we arrive home at different times and making stuff in advance or something that will keep warm (like a stew) is great.

Also a slow cooker is a must have – jam it on in the morning and when you get in you have melt in the mouth meals waiting for you.

My biggest problem is getting away from the "easy" staple meals like spag bol and baked potatoes and trying something more interesting. made a few great stews earlier this year but need to explore quick meals more – they dont have to be complicated!

Stir fry is awesome for a quick meal and done well can be really tasty.

suzi perry in a skinsuit? hubba hubba

loving the **** "freesports" imagery and the tagline
"a bunch of bikers trying to earn a living helping out other bikers. It,s not easy but it is fun."

Change bikers to bankers and you have a logo for RBS…

I dont agree with them taking advantage of colour blind people by trying to sell them a bike coated in quality street wrappers though.

cheryls bath water, that is…..

get back on topic!

I'd drink a pint of Cole's bath water, she is ace.

he will be back though, you can be sure of that. like a particularly stubborn jobby that refuses to flush.

i am 57 hard as f********g nails and eat **** like you for breakfast.

Lester is a cannibal! Thats why his posts have become aggresive – too much testosterone from eating meat.

Do you think Lester ate the 6 men he laid off for breakfast too? Leftover pizza is quite acceptable as an alternative though.

he's been pwnd with some, well, shitty forks.

people who put in an ipod to walk about 2 minutes from their desk to their car. they can't even get through 1 song FFS

Unless of course, the heat of the moment gets the better of me

or he kicks you in the chuckies and cycles off.

40% saving

dell did a case study on themselves – 40% saving on energy

send in the lawyers!

I didn't even know there was a strip club in Dunfermline

Neither did I, unless he was in some random birds living room or a well dodgy bar!

forget the vid above, watch this

Possibly NSFW, but its worth it. 🙂

i know a "mate" who was in dunfermline chatting to a naked stripper at the bar (in a strip club obviously, not down the local boozer). he wanted a dance so she had to go away and put on some clothes ON in order to perform by taking them off again.

Thats dunfermline girls for you…

I am a lawyer. We have a word to describe such actions – "defamation"

shouldn't you be overcharging someone for this advice?

teach it to cook and tell her to **** off

bagsie that BMX, its probably nicked too.

maybe it looks like a mild-mannered sandwich shop full of cheap baguettes and daily mail readers ready to sue over violated human rights, but i'll bet its an illegal bike-trafficking station.

you could always dilute it with lemonade if you're scared.

These are the boys