trust an english professor to build a house? 🙂

everyone knows web forums are all about bitching.

not sure what point you're making though – is it that she is a rich, vacuous self obsessed media whore or that people are stupid enough to pay her for being one? or is it the charity angle?

she is a vacuous, self obsessed media wh0re. She's cannot stand being out of the limelight yet whines like a mule when people voice their own opinions on her on sites like twitter. Live by the sword etc love…

I'm sick and tired of the celebrity culture in this country. quite frankly i couldn't give a **** if she was hit by a lorry, as long as that was the last "scoop interview" we have about her.

And dont get me started on OK, NOW, THEN, MAYBE, cLoser, CLOSEST and all that sh!te. fcukin self perpetuating drivel read by those with an equally dull life as the "stars". WGAF if some footballer is banging his pal's missus? It happens all the time with ugly folk so why should it be headline news? grrrr

Now that feels better

The planning system isn't there to keep grass green

agreed. today its a house, tomorrow its a superstore. Granted the system is as bent as a dogs leg, but clandestine construction definitely does not allow for any public consultation.

just dont go for a lime green one because frankly they are a bit OTT.

If I have to drop my shorts my undies are buff not saggy

worryingly, a mankini fits that description.

<on girls>

girl boxers are hot. prefer french style knickers myself.

</on girls>

<on me>
whatever is comfy and/or clean. boxer trunks
</on me>

I do agree with the sentiment BD – STW does have a lot of philanthropic spirit and its a shame if some people are abusing that. It is up to the seller to judge this i guess…

We really need more details before the kangaroo court can sit formally, who will be representing the defendant? 🙂

you are, of course, under no obligation to sell anything to anyone if the price doesn't suit you…

went to see a mates flash new rented place in Aberdeen, which came complete with a new swimming pool block set in the gardens. he'd jammed the door so we could get in after the 10pm curfew. Cue much hilarity in the pool until I decide to do a (fateful) final dive. Everyone else was leaving and I went for a swan dive, forgetting that i was now at the shallow end. Smashed into the pool floor head first and luckily didn't get knocked out, otherwise i'd have drowned. no split head, no smashed teeth, no drowning. nobody believed me either – thought i was at it.

once got really drunk on a stag do in brussels and lost at least half an hour in a dodgy looking gentlemans club which to this day i have no record of.

once got wasted on a night out at tiger tiger in glasgow and on the bus on the way home I asked the birthday girl if I could smell her pussy. When she replied, outraged, that I could not I suggested it may be her feet then. Little did I realise just how badly this went down on the bus and I was exiled to the back with several of her male friends wanting to give me a kicking at the back of the bus.

get two house cats. call them anne and frank….

the wife doesn't like wooden hangers – apparently they waste valuable space!

given the guy a haircut / comb before the shot was taken?

ouch. my work upload speed is actually quicker than the download speed. and they are both slower than my home line 🙂

does anyone else find they could probably make the programme about 10 minutes long without all the useles suspense and "coming up" crap they pad it out with. Its like all these type of programs – they've made an occasionally dangerous but largely mundane job into a tv series and consequently have to make the big incidents look bigger by making the build up take up half the show.

the token female does little to inspire me to keep watching unfortunately.

ps. i'm not a troll, just scunnered with all politicians and looking for some inspiring words to help me further my political view.

theres a plumber round stirling way with

JOB 13Y

I thought that was a shit attempt at humour…

Divorcee n. A man that talks about his wife on the internet.

what do the clitoris and an iphone have in common?

every c**t seems to have one

whats the difference between your p*nis and your bonus?

The wife will happily blow your bonus.

whats the difference between an egg and a w**k?

you can beat an egg.

my mate offered me a 50" plasma tv the other day for a tenner. The volume is broken on it but at that price i couldn't turn it down.

how about some method of rating people on the helpfulness (or lack of) on their posts?

what did you do with the £5?

good to see some fellow renault sport fans on here – superb cars!

good call on the sunroof v10- ended up getting marine grade neoprene and epoxy to sort my old mk1….

🙂

bonnet catch issue is a recall now – next time the cars in at a renault dealer they'll fix it off the bat.

IMO clios are good to run but suffer from rattly interiors and some folk find the driving position slightly odd.

in terms of mechanicals check the timing has been done on cars older that 5 years / 72k miles. check the panel fit to look for any crash damage if its not been disclosed. some dci's have been known to need coil packs once they get a bit older and mk1 / mk2 models with a sunroof can be a bit leaky. mine had an oil leak from the top of the emgine (rocker cover has no gasket so can leak) which was essentially harmless but gave me good leverage on the dealer. best bet is to get a good mechanic along with you who knows renault.

there are also some buyers guides here [/url]

you will need to sign up but its a good forum – full of decent folks and good advice.

i found a load of stuff from my teenage years

"that" sock reared its ugly head too no doubt.

cheers – will try Madison.

The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation

I dont really think there is a suitable one for this scenario

linky

nicely done. they all look about 12, which makes the skillz even more annoying. would be a bugger if the ginger kid kept binning it and they had to keep re-shooting the scene though.

try twisting gently anti clockwise at the time?

scorchio water would suggest much reduced feed rate, so its super heating the water it is getting. could be partially frozen water tank?

i got it Rob 😉

time must be made up. simples.

hmm, fair point, but i wouldn't have thought the third party insurer would be happy paying out more because of someone else's policy wording. I'll need to check mine tonight and see what it says.

Ibuyeco = Ibuycheapo 🙁

m-f dont think thats the case.

I've got a similar scenario on the go at the moment. This will be a non-fault claim if someone went into the back of the OP. There are a few ways to deal with this (as far as I'm aware)but the one thing you must do is inform your insurer of any incident, whether you intend to claim or not.

1. proceed with a claim through your own insurer, who will request you pay your excess and claim every cost back through 3rd party insurer. If this was the case your insurer would decide on the write off or not

2. claim direct through 3rd party yourself, having informed your insurer for info only. Basically this involves you claiming personally off the 3rd party for all damage. In this case the 3rd party would decide it was a write off or not, since they are footing the bill for repairs / replacement.

3. 3rd option is to use an accident management company to claim off the 3rd party (which is what we're attempting)

Options 2 and 3 are apparently only recommended if the 3rd party has admitted full liability for the incident.

I remain unconvinced that any insurer actually has your best interests at heart though after doing a bit of web research on the subject.

they were all men.

i think they could be sued under the trade descriptions act – celebrity?