Anne Frank's drumkit – to describe something that takes up space whilst being utterly useless to its owner.

the genius of Viz.

wear nappies, save the effort 🙂

^oof

find the vents on the laptop and feel for air flow – if its going in or out the fan is working.

do you think ticks will have taken a beating this year too? hate those little b'stards too.

just piss in your pants, save the effort 🙂

reminds me of the episode of curb your enthusiasm when the old boy asks his dad if he will sit down to pee when at their house, because the wife doesn't like it. The old boy turns to him and says "What are you, pussywhipped?"

it was funnier at the time

helmet, shoes, camelback? yu'd be surprised.

Thats my excuse anyway 🙂

77kg? in your skivvies?

Weigh yourself in full riding clobber, that will put you to at least 82kg 🙂

not the best picture too, but google her – you'll see what I mean…

oooh oooh that one off of, the french one, godammit whats her name…….

this one!

off the beach!

virginie Ledoyen!!!!

stunning and naturally so, definitely in the all time top ten

sorry, talked as i typed there.

that pic of megan fox way back there oozes sexuality and attitude IMO – fantastic.

some of my faves (can't be bothered linking pics)

jennifer love hewitt
Hayden Pancetta (off Heroes)
Lucy off Sky Weather

more to come

better than a chariot at getting you home.

everyone involved in the making of the following ads:

Halifax radio show
Go compare
the screwfix ads on crappy freeview
compare the f**kin meerkat.com
that new gillette one with the razor up on a ramp – idiots.

asda have had to spec wider aisles than tescos for this very reason. fact.

throwing knives is where its at now – check you tube for some quality kills with them 🙂

he was selling used bikes as "nearly new"?

search your computers hard drive for *.jpg and you should find it. it might be named something random so put thumbnails on to help see it quickly. for gods sake man find it, it sounds like comedy gold.

Does anyone think that kaesae ryhmes with cheesey? maybe the nearly new GT is actually better than new after a rattle-can overhaul.

missed it – damn.

Tom I don't have a boyfriend I hope you enjoyed yours.

guido – maybe his luck has changed and he's found love. either that or he's a human coffee table in someones "playroom" with that dicky back lending itself perfectly to an all fours position.

why go off on one at jesus? Its Kaesae that seems to be the problem in this case..

he's been plotting that comeback for days.

job centre closed because of the snow? dont worry, trisha will be on soon.

harry, the groovy PR b0ll0cks is just that mate, there was a Scottish consultation over 2 years ago about a "framework for development" but its all just bureaucratic box ticking crap – absolutely nothing has been delivered by it.

these guys exists to perpetuate the civil service carousel and folks in FC et al spend their careers planning for things that never happen. the change in Govt every 4 years gives them the perfect cover to sweep all the previous junkets and **** ups under the carpet and start the same thing all over again.

I was part of a group that tried and failed to change this, and if you are involved still good luck to you sir.

http://www.carronvalley.org.uk

its nothing new – happening all over the country. check google for OGB37

unfair on drivers.

eh? what a bizarre excuse reason not to implement it. The entire point of the scheme is to get people out of their cars!

@cynic-al

put a jacket on whilst outside drilling it?

speaking of jackets, thats mine over there…

does redbull make you shit too then? I always drink it in vodka and regret it the next day.

pronghorn pr-6

she'd rag-doll you around like an empty tracksuit.

lol, i asked for that one. 🙂

dont think so. I understand the bike is the property of the employer and they lease it to you. If you leave its pay up time. Check the scheme rules on the website as they all differ though.

hth

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We've got some Smedbo stuff in the bathroom – really nice quality but as you say – not cheap.

Also try here for nice stuff too.

i liked the one where a dropped ball bearing bounces high and low across country and ended up under the fridge. think it was on a large poster way back. would look good in the shed if anyone knows where it can be found?

I also remember these words from a strip from a looong way back "if i didn't know there wasn't a reason for all this, i'd be crying"

too far.

i always run my tyres flat at TC's. It means you never get a puncture and you dont have to carry a pump. the squidgy handling means i can get the back end out on the "berms" too.

^ or back to the guys mobile? 🙂

thats a waste of good Deuchars!

gonna vom.

must have been something wrong with the front end if they couldn't tow it away – it was a dead lift job.