heres one for you.

Transformers – girl downloads hideously classified info from a computer using an SD card in a secure CIA building and manages to leave with it.

However, on loading the data onto a computer owned by her chubby pal in the hood they are all over them like a rash in 30 seconds.

Go figure.

true Jon, and i think the issue of “fronting” has been clamped down on a lot too. Having said that Its hard enough for older drivers to get sensible premiums – i’ve heard of 25-26 year olds paying almost 1k for insurance! The problem is that pricing people out of the market will lead to more uninsured drivers…

If you don’t declare them you may find the car restored to the spec of the base model if you claimed?

I take your point but how long would it take to declare everything thats fitted to the car? Most insurers dont have enough knowledge of the types of mods to know what they are. For example I put a stainless cat-back exhaust system on my car because it was cheaper and better than putting a new “standard” exhaust back on. The insurer (Bell) put it through as a modded manifold! Its got bugger all to do with the manifold but thats the category it fell into and cost me something like 50 quid more a year. ridiculous.

Of course, the flip side to all this is that if you do mod something that you haven’t declared your insurance could be null and void! The clio forum I lurk on has countless stories of folk getting roasted by the polis because their insurers wont cover the car in its current condition i.e. non standard alloys etc so technically they are driving without insurance.

he told you not to post how to do it mogrim – now everyone will be trying it!

love the roflcopter too

think it depends on whether its in the viewable screen area i.e. within the wipers sweep?

some advice here

factory fit is not a mod – only stuff you have fitted after it left the factory.

yeah, i wouldn’t advertise the fact you are downloading stuff illegally.

i’d say moving from an iphone to a bb you’ll be back to an iphone very soon, or you’ll be regretting it for a year until you can upgrade.

yours,

former iphone hater 🙂

Maybe Tracy and Emma

blah blah blah smiley…

I hope you dont find yourself in the situation where the future of your business is uncertain whilst someone makes a few cheap shots on an internet forum, thinly disguising them as humour using smileys.

🙂 (naturally)

its ok, that one was a troll..

ah but geoff its a visitor centre, not a cafe 🙂

And davidtayforth, I was simply asking a question. No need to get shirty.

i presume you meant me, Kit, and I was just asking a question too.

Oh and that little chestnut again. I think you’ll find it’s still running, and just because it isn’t pandering to the Audi-driving aspirational middle management, weekend warriors of Scotland’s central belt, doesn’t mean that it isn’t delivering anything.

cheeky wee edit there Geoff? 😉

and since we’re big on edits, what has it delivered since 2007?

garry_lager perhaps its the same motivation that sees the usual suspects jump to their defence every time?

what has CVDG got to do with this discussion?

I hope the other tender candidates took a leaf from the hub girls’ book and did their own research on the visitor numbers, as its an open secret that the FC figures are complete bollocks.

@rorschach its 9 million and counting, but not just a cafe sir, its an all singing all dancing visitor centre dontcha know.

i hope the tender process is transparent enough to let them know why they were unsuccessful.

kaesae do you have 4x 6805rs SKF units in stock? for a DT swiss 240s oversize hub front.

cheers

dragon dictation works really well an i think its free. speech recognition is pretty good and makes typing out a long email easier.

red laser is a cool app that scans barcodes and gives you info on the products and searches the web for the cheapest prices. handy if you are in haggling on a telly or something

what a load of mince.

surely if its that important some real world testing is required?

If this is for your dissertation i’ll eat my own ass.

Would cows come up with such phrases as:

like a human with a gun, eh?

As much use a tits on a man

and would you call the irritating bovines silly humans?

Incidentally kobe beef is massaged every day and fed beer. i could live with that for a while…

Be careful out there – the b’s are out to get you

Swear filter avoidance?
😉

i am wondering if the service manager will go ahead on a double firewall reboot tonight and i’m thinking the possibility of chaos is high and i’m in on my own tomorrow and i cant be arsed and i’d love a beer ut my teeth hurt and i’m getting fat again and my bike is off the road but i’m not really that bothered which makes me wonder if i really do love biking or if its just a hobby. in which case why do i spend so much time on here?

nah, kiss them on the forehead. coldsores look rank.

and definitely no oral, scabs on your banger could really smart.

do you have the cold sore, or do they?

i wonder if the bubblegum machine looks as good from underneath…

do you reckon she’s a virgin?

pictures of eastern european women*

*on bikes

I take my iPhone out of my pocket so it doesn’t constrict my enormous penis.

Quite, I think the sex offenders register would beckon if you placed your dong on the table to make room for your iphone…. 😯

whats the difference between a clitoris and an i-phone?

Nothing, every c**t has one..

Incidentally, do you also question people with nice cars that dont put them in their garages at night?

Smooth when you rotate a wheel by applying pressure to the rim and smooth when you manually rotate the bearings is not the same thing!

it depends on whats holding the inner races. spinning the wheel whilst holding the inner bearing race is the same as holding the wheel and rotating the inner bearing race, the only difference being that one method will rotate the bearings further and faster that the other.

kaesae, i think thats what he meant by smooth.

a tramp comes running into a bar. “Can I have a cocktail stick please?” The barman duly tells him to do one but the tramp is frantic. The barman gives him a cocktail stick and the tramp disappears.

Two minutes later a different tramp appears, also requesting a cocktail stick. Bemused, the barman provides one and continues with his work.

Suddenly a third tramp bursts in, sweating and clearly in a hurry. The barman draws a cocktail stick in readiness but the tramp says. “nah, mate i’ll need a straw”. Perplexed, the barman advises him the two previous vagrants wanted cocktail sticks. The tramp replies “yeah, someone was sick outside but by the time i got here all the best bits were gone.”

Signle breasted number hanging up, thats the one.

ah, re-read the post 🙁

also, use quidco for some onlne cashback.

oooh, all this talk of RC makes me want to complete resurrection of my traxxas nitro RC. The faff / breakage ratio rivals MTB to be honest but the hardest thing is disguising yourself to look less like a middle-aged gadget fan 😉

he used the word steed. for that reason, i’m out.

i guess 70% worn pads will last for years on a car doing 5k miles a year, but significantly less on 60k miles /year. I guess they have to cater for everything.

Bitter and twisted. the best beer in the UK

And brewed just along the road from me as well. I lolled when I went into a pub on the south bank of the thames and B+T was recommended as a “local” brew 🙂

alloa has another good micro brewery in the form of the Williams Bros – their Joker Pale ale is great, although I haven’t seen it advertised anywhere recently.

melons galore in that clip! bet that effin hurt!

i dont take responsibility for this song clip haunting your dreams.

aargh