Best: RX8
Worst: Montego

Bianchi Nirone

Condoms
Mouthwash

Banksy

Must be a bit late in the day for me DezB……?????

Max Wall

Firstly – awesome forum name, made me walk funny round the kitchen for a while
Secondly – have you ridden out to it? I might go and have a look tonight but wondered how impressive it is from the ground

I bought a plastic blanking panel from local double glazing firm for £20 and cut it myself.

peachos
I understand your problem and if you don’t know mysql but are happy with the Access UI I can see why you want to do this.

It seems a bit mad, but one option is to install mysql on your local PC. Get the developer to dump the database with:-

mysqldump -u root -p <databasename> > databse.sql

Then copy this to your PC and run the mysql client

mysql> create <databasename>;
mysql use <databasename>;
mysql> source > database.sql;

You now have a local copy and can use one of the abovementioned tools or ODBC to import into access

How about Unicorns, can you imagine them?

Is that a bloke who can only tell one crap joke

My workshop .. with priorities right

Which one is the misses :-)

Great film ..but a marmite one

Yes, I did it a few years back.Don’t necessarily need a full concrete base. I put mine on a series of pillars made from bricks, morter and a top layer of concrete to level it. I made the base off the pillars and me and a mate lifted it on. This helped dodge any attempt of the planners to claim it was a permanent building as it could be moved. We had the whole structure up in a weekend and the worst bit was digging the cable trench.

Have a chat with the neighbours and ask them to eat less roughage

I wish I was..probably one of the best festivals I’ve ever been to. Enjoy!

Our local fox must be French judging by the volume of frogs it picked up and ate off our road the other night

Just ripped out an electric (9.5kw) and replaced with direct fed from combi

Joy oh joy oh joy..at last thick droplets of hot water not a thin dribble of lukewarmness.

Also, electric showers scale up and break and they look pants whereas we have a mint looking mixer tap and that is it.

Camp Bestival it is designed for families and kids, not overcrowded and very relaxed

Yeah, well done SB for pulling it all together and hassling for contributions!

Can I vote that we DON’T do Wonderwall. What we need next is a rap!!

Saw them live at the Furnace last year. Brilliant gig really enjoyed it and it was quite intimate in a small venue.

Ok, I’ve uploaded my embarrassing shite and mailed you SB

How come nobody has mentioned The Shining?

Thanks boxelder, I wasn’t convinced they would get my best side but it seems to have come out fine and the duck didn’t detract at all

Are {rubbish} punk rock guitarists allowed as well?

samuri – I will place a large bet that you go under 27 minutes

18:26 is my PB, I did that back in the day before aero bars but I had a disc. I rode at a decent level back then, now I’m just fat and unfit [:(]

Respect. That time would win you national competitions.

**** me Joxter you are fast, sub 20 is top 30 in the UK national championships!!

Make sure legs are shaved.

Wear oldest smelliest grunters so that pusher-offer gets a real nose full

Remove mudguards, bell, wheel reflectors and playing card with clothes peg

Use clingfilm to streamline beer gut and hanging outy bits

Put a bit of sellotape across nose

Select hardest gear possible at start and gurn off like Rasmusan having a pineapple suppository

Pedal like mental for 3 miles, blow for the final seven

Shout your number as you go past the time keeper, then go back and really annoy them by asking your time while they are trying to log others

Definitely moan about your time not matching your cycle computer, the timekeepers have never done this before have they

Don’t ask for Poweraid or SIS in clubhut afterwards, it’s tea and cake only

Seeing as you are a mountainbiker you will probably pass the entire field before the finish, remember to have a nice chat as you go by and leave a good impression. Take a few photos on the way and post them up here later.

On a serious note, don’t forget to thank the pusher-offer and starters.

Could be the chain, also are your cleats in good nick?

Kirk Brandon is touring with reformed Spear of Destiny. Also played with Dead Men Walking loads over the past 3 years

lexiekey – hopefully we will start up the Wednesday evening rides from Croft Sports centre soon, keep an eye on http://www.phased.co.uk/src/phpBB3

Dave

My son’s climbing wall ran a club called “Cliffhangers” where they were gently introduced to the sport by instructors, but also coached by peers.

It was good for him for a while and he enjoyed it at first but soon realised it wasn’t his sport (bit of a short arse, not so good with heights). Don’t go pissing cash on it until you are sure they are interested.

It could have been him, does Lance keep asking you what tyres you need for the various tarmac types?

“DavidB – you’re not one of the the Port Sunlight lot I fell out with a few weeks ago are you? “

No, I’m the misunderstood **** on the internet that everyone else has fallen out with

What tosser wrote that load of old crap stratobiker. Sounds like some sort of up their own arse messiah type?

Basic rules of politeness probably include not calling people tossers don’t they?

But sadly I don’t really fit your cyclist profile very well juan

The camelback thing is like, over long brake hoses or mismatched valve to logo positioning or 9″ forks on an on-one or weeds in bike against wall shots….etc..

For the same reason you don’t wear tank tops at a Metallica gig..you just don’t

pk-ripper .. can I use that quote on my site!