Nothing much to say other than I think Kendal is a really nice town

if towns flick your switches

I’ll be having redcurrant jam and homemade lingonberry jam with reindeer steaks on Xmas day

no Jamie, no

wooly hat underneath and it’ll be fine

Glacially slow this morning

using Chrome

“Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt.
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose.”

It’s the Vogons

is the Viking Centre still open in York

I had the chance to eat Polar Bear meat once – I didnt take it though

was being served in a bar on Svalbard

Apex Predator

50cm of fresh powder snow here this weekend and yesterday was -11C

was a perfect weekend

a cabin in the mountains to run away to come the zombie apocalypse

frak me is it 1995 again

I actually think it’s an okay movie

but Ive got no taste so ignore me

last time I was amazed – probably playing street fighter on the SNES

good subtle punt for the book. It’s going on my santa list

Clas Ohlsen

nope not a bit

the nearest Lego Shop

The Rebellion festival looks okay. But 150 quid to spend a weekend in Blackpool. Manchester is somewhat nicer

raisins are dead spider’s bodies with the legs chopped off

the old fashioned way

take it outside and beat it and leave it to breathe

Honestly, at my age who cares

I would say I’m grizzled

but I have a Ph.D and a very well paying job so does that help?

didnt you once consider cutting the damn thing off and getting a carbon fibre replacement?

maybe time to think about it again

At least it’s not Yorkshire

bag of disco biscuits and some Ritchie Hawtin

but about 25 years ago

the only thing that goes on is Dinotrux

bl00dy kids

gotta be biology and would suggest chemistry

will open up a load of different degree options

am using 2 Lacie external hard drives and never had a problem in 10 years

one is used as a time machine back up and one a standard select and copy over certain files kinda drive

Coldplay and all other bland music

fly to Oslo, and then to Trømso and then Longyearbyen on Svalbard

see the lights, go snowscootering and enjoy the top of the world

there’s an SAS Radisson hotel and afew bars

last time I was there one of the bars was serving seal lasagne

just had some hummous on Ryvita to help soak up the ONE beer I had last night

although I have been listening to the new Professionals album today – really excellent btw

get a Jack Russell

hummous on dark Rye Ryvita

Well I have have metal studded tyres fitted to my car at the moment and they will stay on until the end of March and then I will have summer tyres fitted. Summer tyres are much better in wet conditions, i.e. the summer

and its already proper winter here

new skis

find another gig to go to and make them meet you outside afterwards

again plenty of places to buy this cr4p in Norway

I dont bother

my son gets a D3 supplement but that’s all

Oh go on then

go to the Fab Cafe

if its still there

beer and a Pot Noodle and some crappy old sci fi tv show stuff

great place – granted last time I was there was ca 2004