Heard it all before and it sounds like this album from the 90’s

Darkdancer

gotta be a Volvo innit

I live in Norway and aint thinking of moving

Man and Scythe Pub in Bolton

D-wave are charlatans. its not quantum computing just really really fast at calculating a particular type of algorithm

Gary Fisher Big Sur from 2003 or 2004

utter pile of poo

the horrible rockshox duke u-turn fork

and the frame was utter gash and mis-aligned

and the old hayes “six” hydraulic brakes – arghh

dont knock ascension day

i get a day off work here in Norway cause of it

my border terrier gets 30 mins in the morning
45 mins in the evening
and then a last 10 mins stroll later on

on a normal day

i’ll go as high as a reindeer skin and 1kg of whale meat

cant remember the name but there’s an old book by Kurt Vonnegut that prattles on about gravity changing

was funny

Anyone over the age of 20 wearing a band t shirt

another who is stuffed then

rapidly approaching 50 and currently wearing a iron Maiden t-shirt from the last tour

was a Rammstein t-shirt yesterday and a Mr Scruff t-shirt in bed last night

Sharan everytime

Daffodils still not flowered. The crocuses have only just. Sleet yesterday and gonna be a massive 3 C tomorrow.

When is spring gonna happen then

no not really

are you stressed about being pregnant?

go speak to a recruitment company specialising in this.

but yes there are lots of opportunities and not enough people in this business at the moment.

I am a geologist by the way working in Norway

if you dont mind students then Egham or Englefield Green are okay

fantastic

not out yet in west Norway

😥

30 mile round should be doable on a bike. Why drive?

UPDATE

the deed was done yesterday. It was perhaps the most uncomfortable experience in my pampered life. I now feel like i’ve been kicked in the nuts by the Hulk.

mine was 1 hour and a bit. Just me and the external chatting about the experimental techniques but non of the results. The internal was so bored he feel asleep.

I passed without corrections. My thesis consisted of 3 already published papers plus and intro

never drive anywhere to ride – except to events, SSEC or an international sportive

this is what the surgeon said to me when i broke mine

“If you were a topless model or a professional sportsman then I would operate. You are not either. It will heal fine but look s**t. Live with it”

i went to Bike Village on my own once. Had a great time

But i also used to live in Switzerland, so it only took me 4 hours to drive there

True North by Bad Religion

think i will back out of some back country offroading 3 days later then

booked in for next week

engineering student prank maybe

the daffodils aint even out yet here – green shoots about 2 cm max thats all

havent seen any snowdrops either or crocuses

sounds like Yoda though

or Bolton

got 2. me and the missus

excellent

boring but excellent

since about 2004/5

i would have got less for murder

im running some old vanillas on a Bfe not sure they’d be good on a soul

Imperial War Museum

and to add to the pub choices, the Sand Bar

wtf are you blathering about?

Noble Gas geochemistry of Icelandic basalts

i’ll do 4 or 5 races this season. Im an old sod now but still like to take part. I’ll be on a cannondale flash 26er

although i may use a beat up old singlespeed for one of the races

so are many other companies now

32:16 on mine. Its a good compromise for trails and commuting