Be very careful giving bum butter as a valentine’s gift. At least make sure the recipient knows what it is.

I need quite a strong prescription so can’t have contact lenses or the official Oakley prescription glasses. I have used optilabs and got on well with them. I have now used reglaze direct to put prescription lenses in a pair of Oakley chainlinks. They give advice on which frames would work for your prescription and do different things, varifocals, etc. I have been very happy with mine.

Just came for the price. Not disappointed.

I guess if you’re trying to describe a length equivalent to one thousandth of a metre, you’re options are quite limited.

Phone the bike shop and book my bike in for them to fix. Saves all the faf of me fixing it then taking it into to the shop anyway so they can fix all the original problems as well as the ones I have created with my efforts.

How does adding spacers change the effective reach but using a stem with rise doesn’t?

I have to spend how much to get get a free rockband?

Are Cannondale being a bit sneaky with the name of that pump and hope we confuse precise with accurate?

Finally, the 17% leverage rate we’ve all been waiting for.

Reminds me of the Mitchell and Webb sketch about toothbrush manufacturers persuading people they need to clean their tongues.

Been wearing a pair for a couple of years now

Blimey, must a bit ripe by now.

Aldi naan breads are fairly cheap and are also vegan. I’m surprised that naan bread from Indian supermarkets are vegan, I thought the traditional recipe had milk or yoghurt in.

Isn’t it en masse and not on mass?

£10,999…mmm 2 years energy bills or this…reading the mood music a bit off much?

I’m reading this in the dark right now.

Does the head angle on that Sonder look slack because we are used to seeing suspension forks with dropouts in front of the stanchions?

I wouldn’t normally recommend the Daily mail but if you think some of the comments here are cynical you should have a look at the ones on their website.

Bikes like this make it easier to convince myself that anyone who overtakes me is on an ebike.

I wouldn’t say I was outraged at the standard/women’s fit. I just wondered what the reaction might be if this was extended to, say, race categories?

I once did a road (sorry) sportive expecting gels and energy bars at the feed stop. All they had was pork pies and sausage rolls.

Standard fit and women’s fit. Really?

Not sure you can call those sweets low sugar when it still provides the majority of the calories.

Not THE Bryan Steel?

The pr lotion reminds me of the Simpsons episode with the energy bar that contained more apple sauce than any other energy bar. Maybe Geraint Thomas is planning to climb the murderhorn.

Pants = America and north west england

Police are looking for a man in a top hat wearing a monocle.

The fact they took generators suggests they don’t have power and mobile signal up there is not particularly reliable nevermind an internet connection.

I don’t know what it says about me that I only found out about the social media outage when I heard about it on the 10 o’clock news. I think I might be turning into my dad.

Went for an after work ride in the North York Moors, about 45 min drive. Got there, got changed, went to get my bike out of the boot, realised I had left my bike at work. It was a Friday so I had to go to work on Saturday and get security to let me in so I didn’t miss a bank holiday weekend of riding.