Nothing much 32" Samsung TV

Denon Amp (cheap one)

Tannoy 5.1 EFX speakers

Sky HDizzle

And a rather gucci media extender (Popcornhour C200), which I know far too much about to be healthy.

People that come to my door to preach their religion.

Had one come around the other day to say "do you have any interest in mankind's future".

Well as I am part of the niche group, of course I do you ****ing moron, but I don't think it's reliant on any religion.

Levels of fatness, that actually made me LOL

Mother****ers that can't tell the difference between spoken and written words.

TOO many, more than 1 O

Over THERE not over their.

Stuff like that

/me eats, shoots and leaves.

Hmm, I am not sure you are right on that one.

As 1999 turned into 2000, 2000 was surely the start of a new decade (as well as millenium), so as 2009 turns into 2010 why is that not the start of the decade?

Tell her there are shops at the end of trail?

Depends on where the weight is in the bike, rolling weight would be much more difficult to shift than static weight (I think).

Compass crap

Satnav 🙂

Ghostbusters?

(sorry)

Firstly the show is 100% panto, expected nothing less from the judges, who asked her to repeat it about 3 times, just so everyone caught it lol

Robby looked smacked off his tits, bad lad.

Definite Facepalm

Guy in a bar sees a jar of tenners behind barman, so he asks;

"What's with the Jar of tenners"

"Ahh you have to pay a tenner, then you get 3 tasks to complete if you do them all you can have the jar"

"What are the tasks"

"Nope doesn't work like that, I need the tenner first".

Not fully convinced the man drinks a pint before deciding he has to know what the tasks are. So he pays his tenner and the barman explains;

"First you have to drink a pint of whiskey without pulling a face, second there is a pitbull in the back room with a wobbly tooth, you have to get that out with your bare hands, lastly there is a 90 year old woman upstairs that's never had sex, you have to bed her".

"That's crazy I can't do all that".

Anyway the night goes on and 10 pints later the guy who can hardly stand decides to give it a bash.

He nails the pint of whiskey and despite the desperate urge doesn't even blink.

He then goes into the back room where all sorts of growls and barks and cries can be heard. The man comes out, clothes torn, blood all over him and says;

"Right, where is this old woman with the wobbly tooth"

Not really that much money, what they expecting 300,000 viewers? At a fiver a pop that's only 1.5mil, didn't they initially arrange to sell to sultana for £5m?

That's 3.5m they are losing out on.

The dials of my car 🙁

Snapped a chainring in half the other night and not had chance to fix it yet 🙁

Sorry Double Post

ODST

Fifa 10

Forza Motorsport 3

Modern Warfare 2

I have one of the above, but then I have always been a big halo fanboy. BTW campaign may only be 4 hours, but then you have firefight and a whole other multiplayer disk. (and definitely MTFU and get it on legendary)

New vice, MTFU!

Our expenses per month….
Home insurance (building and contents with bling bike cover)- £60
BT (phone and interweb) – £30
Life assurane – £32
Dental cover – £27
Council tax – £130
Gas/leccy – £80
Sky – £22
Mortgage – £770
TV licence – £12
Water rates – £18
Car loan – £200
Pensions – £350
Food/nappies (wife + two babies) – £300 allowance

Jesus our sky is £80 :O

(although does cover phone and broadband)

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(sorry fudged that up good and proper)

Other little one has a beinn 20 large too, but only had it a few days and don't have a picture to hand.

My E2Cs died in one ear, second set are still going strong a couple of years on mind, although don't get that much use.

The girlfriends surname is Caunt, whenever we go anywhere she always books it in my name, actually think that's the only reason she agreed to marry me 🙂

Locale is brilliant.

Basically lets you change the system settings based on parameters.

So for example, I set it between 9am-5pm monday to friday to go on silent, for work, also switches wifi off etc.

Does the same thing at bed time (so email don't wake me up).

Opened lunch box to find out what biscuit the missus had put in, turns out it was a fudging nutrigrain, A FUDGING NUTRIGRAIN!!!!

I hope BT take that 50p a month a buy that pore woman some clearasil

You know what, I hate it when I you are just about to light up, and some ignorant git comes along with food making the place stink of gravy.

Depends what you are looking for 🙂

My old man uses porridge oats, not sure how or why but they taste cracking.

he drops to his knees crying like a kid, blood pis5ing from his face.

And you didn't kick him whilst he was on his knees?

Loving my Hero, had a Samsung i8910 before it (got lucky on the whole orange termination debacle and made £300 from it).

Hero OS is brilliant prefer it to symbian (n97/i8910), just camera and screen aren't as good.

Wouldn't go back mind.

Put my hand in my pocket in the end.

Stumped up £220 for the islabike beinn.

With the other little one riding a cnoc, they will look cool together (and that's the most important thing ;)).

The CNOC is brilliantly made, so sure I won't be let down. And hopefully it's not too girly to pass to the little boy once she is done.

It will probably fit the little boy by the time she has outgrown it, and it's silver and purple, so not too girly.

Not too bothered (and neither would she be) about a folding bike.

Will talk the missus into it, know the resale on these is silly (got a CNOC 16 for £65 and I know I could sell it 6 months on for more than I paid for it).

Don't really like the ridgeback.

Not sure on the weight difference, can't find the weight of the scamp, islabike is 8.8KG

Order the same colour and have em delivered to work…. (he says waiting for the new front brake)

Thanks for clearing that up.

Bought the little lad a islabike, CNOC16, that said he is only 3, just a tall 3 year old.

Quality is brilliant, and he loves the bike.