NIPPLE FACTS
1./ The more you play with nipples, the bigger they can grow.
2./ Men have nipples because when we’re conceived we don’t have a gender – Your nipples came before your penis.
3./ Joggers’ nipples can affect the way they run – Some men get nipple chaffing, the worst type of chaff known to man. Perhaps, this is why there’s so many shirtless marathon runners.
4./ It really hurts to get nipples waxed
5./ In some cases of extreme stress men can lactate too!
6./ Nipple tassels are not cool on dudes
7./ Some men have a third nipple! 12.5% of people have a third nipple; supposedly, Mark Wahlberg (Marky Mark) is one of them. If you lived in the middle ages and had a third nipple, you were considered a witch and burned at the stake. The third nipple was what the devil or an imp would use to suck blood out of the witch (obviously).
8./ Some men have inverted nipples
9./ Some areolas are hairy – even women’s
10./ Just because they are erect doesn’t mean we’re aroused – Nipples can become hard due to sexual stimulation, but they can also harden due to cold temperatures.
11./ Showing some nip at the gym is bad etiquette – In some gyms, it’s considered extremely rude to have your nipples show while you’re working out. Unless you are a women then its OK
12./ The distance between men’s nipples is 9 inches
13./ Mammillaphobia is the fear of nipples.
14./ Male rats and mice have hormones that suppress nipple growth.
15./ During puberty, males’ nipples sometimes grow – Some guys have enough estrogen flowing through them, that their nipples become puffy and female-like. This chemical imbalance eventual evens out.
16./ Take care of your nipples – Men can get breast cancer too. If you have a persistent itch, pain, or just aren’t comfortable with your nipples consult your doctor immediately!
17./ Most men like having their nipples played with.
18./ A group called Milkmen are fathers that breastfeed