I reckon he got flung over the bars/ reins and planted head first into the ground, like a **** ing dart.

EDIT, CBA, Shit to do.

true meaning
Whatever that is…

Do unto others as you would be done by, help your fellow man and woman, love and tolerance for all (but this is STW so…) I think that’s the best thing to take from religion.
Generally, don’t be a dick.

Turns out SMIDSY isn’t just for cyclists, 2 ton vans can be missed too, when they’re right in front of you 😯

I’m running that setup on a medium cage. It’s grand.

Nice one, forgot about this. Seen Imaginate but will be good to see it all edited together with the behind the scenes stuff.

It’s not like there’s anything else on.

😯

There is nothing more wonderful than the laugh of a child.

Unless it’s the middle of the night, and you don’t have children.

posterior dislocation

I wasn’t aware you could dislocate your arse.

Could you put a couple of coats of clear spray lacquer on it or would that make the ink run?

My grandma told me she hates cyclists 🙄 then we had a discussion about how to pass cyclists, she asked what she should do if there was not enough room to pass and I said slow down and wait till its safe to do so. She just hmmphed and went back to cooing at the baby she was holding. I then told her to think of every cyclist she passes as ME and how would she pass ME on the road? She said “But they’re not all you, are they? And I wouldn’t be able to tell from behind if it was your or not anyway.” Some folk, eh?!

Did it touch you in your special area?

Close, but no cigar, I still have the ability to view the countryside with all the panoramic glory my eyes can offer. But when I get home I can see what I’ve done compared to myself on other rides of the same loop. I’m not good enough, probably never will be, to get KOMs but I do like to see that I’m improving in myself.

Bastards! I’m the other side of Huddersfield, will keep my eyes peeled.

Liking the look of that, I have the same problem as the OP, some of my older kit is ridiculously stinky at times.

My horses legs are 10 feet long.

Once a few years ago. My ex and I had been out with friends and got rather inebriated. One of said friends, who has the same name as me, had been seeing a lass for a couple of weeks but went home with a different lass that night. Back at my friends house my ex went to the toilet as the conversation turned to the friend who hadn’t come back and someone said “XXX loves cheating” as my ex was coming back down the corridor into the room. She walks in and clocks me one straight in the noggin without saying a thing, big friggin ring she had on took a chunk out of my scalp, then just starts raining punches in calling me a b-starred and all sorts. I grabbed her arms and pinned them to her side, telling her to stop and asking what was wrong. My face got too close to hers and she nutted me. My friends weren’t amused and were telling me to get her out of the flat as she was carrying on something alarming and it was early in the AM. We got outside and I kept asking her what was wrong, I didn’t know she’d heard “XXXX loves cheating” so didn’t make the connection. She had another few swings at me and walked off down the road. She was trying to get a taxi back home (a 2 hour drive) but I managed to convince her to kip in the car with me, she went in backseat and I went in front passenger side. Woke up and drove her home.
We broke up about a month later, she just couldn’t get it out of her head that I was the one cheating and not my friend with the same name. That night was the beginning of the end. Woe is me 😆

The next time I went round the lads house she kicked off in, they played this when I walked in the door.

GLC- Your missus is a nutter

Thermals FTW, you stay warm and don’t look a berk! 😛

Brilliant passage of play by NZ.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!

Ireland are ferocious! They really want that ball back when they lose it. Brilliant to watch.

He’s not even over the line!

This thread is hilarious 😆

When I were a lad, circa 1993-2000, we were taught about all the major religions; Islam, Christianity, Sikhism, Judaism, Buddhism. They were all taught with the same approach ie learn about key beliefs and key figures within that religion then we’d have a trip to a mosque, synagogue, chapel, temple. T’was all quite civil as I recall. Permission slips were sent out, if you didn’t want to go, or your parents objected, then you didn’t go. I thought it was a great excuse to get out of the school building and see something different.

Send it to the Daily Mail, whoo-whee, their heads would explode. 😆

All the kids are dying their hair grey, only they call it “platinum”.

Yes.

Today, I have learned of a “game” called Knockout (or Pick em out, Knock em out). Hopefully some bright spark over here doesn’t see it on the ‘net and think it’s a clever idea.

Happy Slapping? Get with the times man! 😉

I remember when all this kicked off years ago and they tried blaming it on jackass and cky, but they were doing it to each other, not random folk.

Those pesky doctors, always trying to tell you what they think is wrong, not what you know is wrong. 😉

Oh well, don’t I feel sheepish, here’s me thinking “why would a doctor lie to me?” (except to spare my feelings of course) I bow down to your knowledge and humbly beg your forgiveness.

The independent research has already been done

I meant your friend of a friends girlfriend should do some more research, (or you should before repeating what they say ?)

Maybe you should read it again:

My friends GF is a GP, shes been to a couple of talks about them, and they still have the carcinogens that cause cancer, and the nicotine still keeps you addicted, there’s just not the tar content. Not sure about the passive health risks though. I would of thought you’d be fine.

Although, more research does need to be done.

Can you imagine what a wasteland this country would now be if they’d have stayed in power?

It’s not exactly a utopia now though is it, after labours failure to deal with the banks, the rising benefits culture and a war that is/ was by and large illegal.
Can’t we all just agree politicians are self serving tosspots with one eye on the end of their term when they can charge X thousands of pounds to recount what a complete and utter shower they were whilst in power?

Edit: +1 for “at least we got Mr Tucker out of it.”

Didn’t it all go downhill after Parky and Ali Clarkson anyway?

FTFY 😉

I like it, saw a fatty (bike, not MAMIL) in my LBS on Saturday. They look different in the flesh to the magazines, more fun, I dunno how. I was very tempted to throw a leg over. Unfortunately there aren’t many sand dunes in Cleckhuddersfax so I can’t justify it.

That would be pretty dangerous Woody, inhaling something in the region of 100 degrees plus wont be nice.

My friends GF is a GP, shes been to a couple of talks about them, and they still have the carcinogens that cause cancer, and the nicotine still keeps you addicted, there’s just not the tar content. Not sure about the passive health risks though. I would of thought you’d be fine.

Can you just tell me what time the girls appear?

2:38.

Better off watching the full thing tho, so you get some context 😉 .

Though this was going to be about going halves on a dropper with a pal (they’re not cheap ya know).

“You can have it Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I’ll have it Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday and we’ll Roshambo for it on Saturday.”