Paint tins on a string, me thinks.

I think people should be able to defend their homes how they want. if some turd tries stealing off me, they better be prepared for the consequences.

I’ve enjoyed it all, series 1,2 and 3. I enjoyed the wedding, sherlocks speech was good, funny, moving in some parts. The Stag-do was humorous. Last nights was enjoyable too, some right shenanigans wi Mary. Sherlocks big act at the end of last nights, I nearly cheered at the TV 😆 . I hope they get another series commissioned.

Slight hi-jack- What camp sites are good in Morzine?

At uni there was Irish Dave in our halls who came from Ireland, and there were two Daves from Yorkshire, me n a lad from Hull. I become known as Yorkshire Dave, he was Dave, I like to think my heavy accent helped in that process, and the fact I have a whippet n flat cap glued to hand and head (you can workout which is where) Even living back in good ol’ west Yorkshire I get called Yorkshire Dave. Tha knoz.

I think there must be a few “exceptions that make the rule”, including myself!
Funny though, is that why people hate us? Cos we’re all cool and fit and having loads of great sex? And drivers are gimps who spend their evenings masturbating to Jezza?
If someone asked me in a survey about cyclists i’d tell em they’re all tosspots who want to wave their tackle at the first opportunity. Including myself.
And they don’t pay Road Tax.

Sancho, what would be required to get racing going up at Tong? Could we meet up to discuss?

I’d be interested in racing at Tong, would you need any help cutting trails in? Are there any trails up there already that are available for the public to ride?

So they could have another “Hope” logo on the bike.

Does frozen stuff count? As most things say “freeze on day of purchase and use within a month”? If it does I had a lamb hot pot over chrimbo/ new years week with the best before date as (something)/11/12. The lamb was a bit grey and tasteless, I didn’t even get the shits either.

I also once got a tin of pop in south africa, coke if i remember rightly, out of a vending machine in a rugby ground we were training in and the best before was something like ten months previous. It was rank.

lolz

My sense of self worth.

Last week I had another go at it, new year new start, sent about 50 messages, bugger all replies so far. Woe is me.

DNA.

Stick it to The Man!

One of us, One of us, One of us!

Gloves, helmet and some nice padded under crackers for you all. You don’t want to have fun in the saddle then be walking like John Wayne for the next three days.

Enjoy!

Nitro Circus have been hydroplaning for a while too. Without a ski, or paddle tyre.
Possibly with more success too…

Edit, too slow. Again.

People are pillocks and don’t see there behaviour as having an affect on the rest of the traffic system and will continue to drive like tits because of their own self importance. I leave a gap of three car lengths in slow moving traffic so I can use my accelerator and clutch to control speed, only touching the breaks when deeming it necessary to stop, not slow down. I get twunts coming from behind me, under and overtaking and shooting round then into the space I’ve left and slam on. COCKS!

Aye, great stuff, grand, loved it, can’t wait for next weeks.

I keep a pair of frilly knickers in the glove box that I wave at them suggestively.

I use my spare bike chain to link my nipple rings, never short of a piece on a ride then.

I’m in cleck, will keep an eye out on my local rides.

“The Female” not exactly a superhero, pretty badass character though. From The Boys.

reading the comments on the argus article it sounds like the junction it happened at has a blind spot and a number of other accidents had been caused previously due to it being a dangerous junction to emerge from. lucky dude, should buy a lottery ticket.

Nice pictures with the lighthouse in, the sea is pretty awesome.

Can’t think of a bad Woody Harrelson film…

Grum, I second that.

oh oh oh, will ferrel too, never not enjoyed watching him in a film (with the possible exception of Zoolander, but then I’m not a fan of ben stiller, will ferrels chracter is still great).

Clive Owen, even though he plays/is a dick in some of his films, the film’s still good.

Better, that way is Mears

I’ll be a Mears man till I die, watched him wi’ me dad as a lad, bushcraft is interesting and good to see what can be made out of bugger all, his foraging is enjoyable too.
Bear is just batshit crazy, and it’s fun to watch him chuck him sen down and off stuff, i don’t give two turds if he stays in a hotel. If your not watching him with a pinch of salt your gonna have issues. It’s TV, it’s all fake any road.
As has been said, hayterzzz gun h8.

Right, I’m off out, best start as I mean to carry on. Happy New Year all.

I had fajitas last night for tea, today was quite breezy. Helped against the headwind.

Not a biking injury, but i think I’ve broken a rib whilst pole dancing…

POIDH

on second thought, maybe pics aren’t needed, i believe you! Please don’t put up pics.

“where the trail ends” DVD, thanks Mum 😀

Aye, it was grand, ta.

I went to school with Andrew Gale. He f’in loved practicing slip catches in the common room.

I have the same issue, no floating discs on my bike. Noticed it a couple of weeks ago, been ok so far…
Still, I’d like to know what it is.

Lost me at “pray too little”.

yeah, that got me thinking it wasn’t Carlin who originally wrote it, still nice.

Lost me at “pray too little”.

yeah, that got me thinking it wasn’t Carlin who originally wrote it, still nice.