She is a robot, you are matthew broderick, where’s my money?

The expeditions/ challenges are the only bits worth watching, at a stretch.

Carry a medieval mace (no, you can’t borrow mine), cycle up behind him, tap him on the noggin with it, if he has a helmet on swing a bit harder, ThwaCk!, job done, no more Mr Pillock Pants.

All this youth unemployment and your still after a job, greedy guts 😉

Some right videos on youtube, spent the last week checking em out, gonna spend the next week worrying about stacking it 😯 😀

12am/ midnight is the radio watershed, Heard some naughty language on the Radio 1 Rock Show past that hour. And the DnB show. Radio 4 has stuff like piss and bastard and i’ve heard a shit there too, in mid afternoon. Open your ears, you can hear obscenities if you really listen out for them.

Or listen to pirate stations, they don’t give an F.

posts like that are what the share button is for.

Mr C has hit the nail on the head, but people continue to speculate and judge the OP. Could be a few apologies due here.
OP, I think keep it and give em the rods if they want it back. Send out unsolicited goods, it gets kept, tough shite.

i make handmade tee shirts, i think they’re pretty cool, my friends think they are too (or so they tell me), no website though. i can send you a few pictures if you want?

Or put the bike on a roof or towbar carrier?

Some people may not like to advertise the fact they’ve got a couple of grands worth of kit that the police will do bugger all to retrieve if pinched. Bike crime is so rife nowadays i’d suggest everyone puts their bikes inside their vehicles where feasible.

I used a 5l B+Q, worked fine.

Hear hear.

Damp it down, bit of muc-off or your bike cleanser of choice and then rinse. Put PTFE tape on all the joints when building it up, and don’t tighten too hard (finger tight) then nip up if it’s leaking (again, with fingers). Jobs a good un. 5 litres is perfect for 1 bike, as has been said, just take a jerry can if you need more.

EDIT- i pump as i spray to keep the pressure at max, no bother shifting turd and big lumps stuck in my bottom triangle.

My 3 year old niece gets really frustrated, it’s funniest when she’s on her trike, she can’t go all the way round yet with the pedals so sort of half cranks for a bit then sits there and cries/ gets mad. Suppose it’s not that irrational, i think i’d cry if i couldn’t ride me bike properly 😥 😳 😉

What’s for tea? Mince?

I expected dogging content. Disappointed.

I liked it, as well as Planet Terror(is that the one wi a lass wi a mini gun for a leg?), Machete and another one i can’t remeber the title of wi a dude in a stunt car that kills folk in it then gets his ass whooped by a bunch of badass lasses.

I’m in CG but I’m intrigued, how do we create a backlash against him? Surely it would be feeding the fire if a bunch of people who happen to cycle start giving him grief, it just gives him more ammo. He won’t change his attitude, he’s too much of a bloke/cock to be wrong on anything, and other blokes/cocks will no doubt agree with him. The Top Gear fans won’t care so the BBC won’t either, he’ll only lose his job if he does an Emma Way, and even then he’d probably worm his way back in. Sadly the only thing we can do is ignore him and try to educate people where possible about why we ride how we do on the roads, not to be divvys and hold people up, but to keep safe. JezzaC will hopefully get his comeuppance, i carry a bag of dog shite everywhere on the off chance i meet him, i’m in huddersfied though so not too likely, but, fingers crossed!

That he is, 97 and 70 breaks in the first 2 frames. May not need the evening session at this rate!

Mount a tyre with a tube and inflate. Leave it like that for 24 hours to help get a good seal between the rim and tape.

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So much faff, so little advantage.

Half a litre of urine in the softener compartment will sort it right out.

“Aye up chief, can i ‘ave me shorts back like, they’re the only set ah’ve got”

if i want to eat I have to actually cook something
if you cannot be bothered then I am not really that hungry – I would eat some biscuits if i had any though

I agree, i can polish off a packet of hobnobs in half an hour, so i don’t buy hobnobs. You can’t eat what’s not there. If i want a snack i have a yoghurt or a bit of fruit, if there were crisps and biscuits in the house i would eat those, but they are not so I don’t. When people go to the shops does everything they have ever been told about healthy eating go out the window? I’ve never been to a class about healthy eating, it’s just common sense (to me at least, full of sugar and fats, stays on the shelf.) Food is fuel, you wouldn’t put dirty petrol and shite in your car, why do it to your body?

Grum, YGM, cheers for sorting out the accomodation.

Excited now 😀

Can you book it and I’ll give you the brass? or bank transfer it? We’ll need to find out what’s the latest we can arrive and check in as I’ll have work on the Tuesday, can try get out an hour or two early if needs be.

BAPTAZIA! 😆 bleedin ell, i’d forgot about that, there are some quality mixes out there, the one posted above is definitely one of the better ones!

He who would valiant be
Who built the Ark? (Noah! Noah!)
Jerusalem
plenty more that have already been said.

There are plenty of turd ones though, and i should know, having beeen taken then dragged to church for the first 18 years of my life, week in, week out.

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I’ll try stay out of your way weeksy!

Grum, that bunkhouse looks bob on, 25 quid won’t break the bank either. I’d be up for staying there if you want to travel down the night before.

Nukeproof, 160mm front, 150mm back, no coils. Will I die?
And dual-ply minion tyres, natch.

Hebden Bridge is pickuppable from . I had been thinking about heading down the night before too Grum, wanting to keep costs as low as possible so a no frills BnB or Youth Hostel could be a good idea. Do you, or anyone else, know of any around there? Or even a cheap one that’s an hours drive/ on the way, just so, like you say, we’re not setting off at daft’o’clock. If it’s gonna cost more than 30 quid for the night i’d prefer to drive, tight bastard that i am.

Whoop! 😀 Booked, 0 places left. I am travelling from hudds/leeds area in me van, room for 1 if they want to share petroleum costs.

Room for a little one? I’ve been wanting to go to BPW for a while, my riding buddy has dislocated his shoulder playing on the monkey bars with his 5 year old nephew (my cousin is made of glass) so I have no friends at the minute 😥
I’d have to have a word at work regarding getting it off but shouldn’t be a bother.

^Daft bint^

Sweet video dude, I also like to see the manufacturing process of items, especially nice pieces like that. Love a bit of wood working me.

You should still do your video OP, what would you be making?

Start here and go exploring?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_geothermal_springs_in_the_United_Kingdom

Interesting…

Pardon?

bit of araldite, you’ll be grand

Something had been bugging me to call my dad as I had not spoken to him for a couple of months. Called Friday had a good two hour catch up and he died the following day.

Sorry to hear of your loss.

Goes for all of you who’ve lost your Dad, or aren’t in contact for whatever reason. I love me Dad, we work together and we fight like **** but I can’t really imagine what it’d be like without him.

T’Alps hopefully, with me cousin if he pulls his finger out, on me tod if not.
Also want to get a long weekend in Scotland at some point, May Bank Holiday probably. Walk up Ben Nevis, have a burn on t’uplift at Fort William too.

Do you have to hang up as soon as you’ve said “Hi”?

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Get a shift on!