BERKSHIRECARPETSANDBLINDS or berkshire carpets and blinds ?
Is their telephone 0118 907 8799 ? and email enquiries@berkshirecarpetsandblinds.co.uk

doesn’t look like they’ve had many satisfied customers.

Unsuprising that the owners of this company:

BERKSHIRECARPETSANDBLINDS or berkshire carpets and blinds ?
Is their telephone 0118 907 8799 ? and email enquiries@berkshirecarpetsandblinds.co.uk
( i think that is the right one?)
would act in such an idiotic manner i mean, what do you expect when you live in BERKshire? 😉

Shocking flippancy from the owner, lets put him out of business!

I went out earlier, it was hard going though, legs got a decent pump going through the thick stuff, about 3″ came down last night on top of what was there. Front wheel was wiping out but good fun drifting corners. Was well and truly knackered when i got back, happy though.

right, i’m off down the offy, these pictures of fine ales are too much, a protein shake has nothing on a nice wainwright.

Orange squash, then a protein shake, then a bit more orange squash.

😆

fish finger sarnie for lunch.

I cleared the road in front of my house, and off the little hill thats not long but steep enough to cause bother when its icy/ snowy.

Didn’t get a Blue Peter badge though so i’m not doing it again.

I never doubted the fact.

You lucky bar starred! T-minus 3 hours remaining at the workshop then a night ride in the snow for me, i love a bit of drifting.

Then you are a “29er”…

haha, i’ve been called worse!

Then you are a “29er”…

haha, i’ve been called worse!

How do?

I don’t have a 29er, but i am 29.

How do?

I don’t have a 29er, but i am 29.

Or some people cant get to the internet during the day. I’d say bump it up for the night owls at around 6pm.

I havent heard of or used one but looks good from the link, would be interested in other peoples thoughts on it too.

Enjoy!

The people who look like they’ll take your head off down the front will be the first to pick you up if you fall down. In my experience anyway.

I’m hopefully going too so “See you in the pit!”

Ace, i want a bike tree too! 😀

I found some fly tipped rubbish the other day. I photographed it and sent the photos to the council. The berk had dumped a crap old settee and chair set, some bags of rubbish and a cardborad box with his name, address and phone number on. So i took a close up photo of that and passed it on to the council too.

Fair play to the council, I went back 3 days later and it had gone.

It beggars belief what goes through some folks heads, if your gonna flytip i woudn’t advise tipping something wi your name, address n number on it. What a plonker.

fake

Couple of Not me Buts-

Lad on the phone at work trying to do the phonetic alphabet says “E for ‘elicopter.” Oh how we laughed.

A friend went to see The Lion King musical with his missus and at work the next day his boss asks what it was like, me mate gives it “Well, it was all a bit gay really.” His boss is gay, my mate knows this, has done for 2 years. And it was the day he was having his yearly review. Whoops.

Karma Chameleon- Culture Club.

Pfft.

I’m leaning more towards Lady Garden than Pop Genius

Whaaaaat! “Can We Fix It? Yes We Can!” was an absolute choon!

Is it ever permissable to go for the nuts?

I’ve often wondered how a gorilla would react to a kick in the sweet meats, just in case i’m in the wild and get attacked, or fall into the gorilla compound at a zoo.

I work with my brother and my dad, it can get very heated in the workshop on occasion. Shouting matches then one of us walks off before it gets serious, we tend to see the signs that the argument is getting out of hand and leave it be for a while. Never hit my dad (we’ve both come close), brayed my brother a couple of times n hes brayed me back. But thats family so its all well and good, you say sorry (profusely sometimes,) and carry on with the job. Just don’t do it on site.
I don’t lose it with mates, i seethe when i’ve left the situation which probbly isn’t healthy.
I more than often get mad at inanimate objects and have been kown to throw the odd hammer or spanner around. Booted a morrisons self service till once, right in the screen. Thats probably the best one.

hahaha at brakes

Old bikes
Bike theft
Insurance
New bikes

Remind me what I have missed

1. His (OPs) bikes, may have sentimental value.
2. Crime stats go up, guy wont be caught, thinks its a good idea to do it again, and again, and again…
3. Insurance goes up all round.
4. New bikes- i have no come back for, everyone loves a new bike. I’m gonna get my bike pinched now so i can have a new bike.

Nice, ordered me some basics. cheers for the Top Tip.

a lad i know did a turd in a malteasers box and gave it to someone as a secret santa gift. he didnt get asked to do the next years one so…

Hobgoblin

Pete Doherty is a prick of the highest order. In my humble opinion.

hands on your head

edit- the head on your shoulders

Just then a man appeared

I right like bikes me, they’re proper fun and good for your health. Can’t wait to get 5 stitches out me knee and go for a ride. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 😀

mama

found this from that, i thought this was funny

dada

I once found a phone. On a seperate ocassion I found a water bottle.

Can’t believe no ones done this yet-

“Oh yah man, i like, toadally found myself on the trails dude.”

An extra 10p a week to subscribe! Thats proposterous! Who do you think you are providing such quality content at such a cheap price?! I’ll be cancelling my subs right away.
(If you haven’t realised I’m being facetious and only have good things to say about the magazine and site. Keep up the good work lads and lasses.)

Lowenbrau

Pickled Onion Space Raiders FTW

on a similar note i had a knock on the door from a lad working for a tv company owned by one Mr Branson, i invited him in as it was pissing down outside and i was fairly interested in what he had to say as mr murdochs company is doing my box in. he smelt the aroma of wacky baccy in the air and asked if i wouldn’t mind skinning up! i did the hospitable thing and obliged and we spent the next hour chattin and getting stoned. never did end up signing up for it though, think he might have forgot about it 😆