Sounds a bit harsh to me, and if she’s only doing it when the partner is out it suggests he’s not on board.

Tattle.

Edit- I don’t have kids

I had mine three days before the screen cracked in my pocket 🙁 The gorilla/ shatterproof glass isn’t very good.

But it was great for those three days.

Trailer tent FTW, you get to put it up, take it down and tow it. Worst of both worlds!

Biscuits as bribery, not payment, I reckon.

In my line of work we come across a few second hand machinery dealers, one (who was a bit of a “rogue”, in fact, he was a stingy, conniving tw@ who’d of sold his mum to get a deal) once asked my uncle to clean up a machine for him that he was selling and said “I’ll sort you out” (This was taken as he would be paying him for the work). My uncle spent half a day vacuuming the sawdust out and giving it a good spit and polish. The dealer gave him a £1 pork pie from the local butchers.
My uncle gave him it back, at high velocity, in the back of the head.

what bugs me though the guy would not have even been there if my neighbor was not up to doggy activities

blackmail?

She has neither blonde hair nor blue eyes and is inferior in my view anyway. Aryans FTW!

(I would hope it doesn’t need pointing out, but this is STW, and I know some people take everything they read at face value, this is not a serious comment, please don’t flame me as a racist, Ta.

sons of anarchy

edit: I need to type faster

Mine lasted a couple of rides then it started dropping by itself(whilst I was sat on it), i’d do about 10 pedal strokes and then it would drop, i’d have to stand up on the pedals to get it to spring back up then repeat. No amount of stripping, greasing, cable tensioning would make it stay up past a few pedal strokes. It developed a couple of inches side to side play, i think the key it runs on must be made out of cheese. I think it cost me 60 quid with free postage.
It did make me realise the joys of not having to get off and pop my seat down but my back was frigged after an hour or so riding with it dropping and having to stand back up every 5 seconds or so.

I’m gonna watch Kes tonight

words fail me, sooooo fake brah.

Make neighbour stew

DJ Hype- Shot in the Dark

LOOK AT THE TECH!

fight club

sweet, cheers dude.

puncture his tyres in the wee small hours

Thought you meant one of the lads from that pish poor boyband.

R Kelly is a geheenius (maybe), that coming out of the closet “Hip Hopera” had me and my mates in stitches.

POIDH

edit, you’ll have to be quick with the shutter like

seems like some of the posters on here are still

protozoa in the primordial soup

I’d rather not go into too many details

You little tease you.

My parents are very religious and don’t believe in sex before marriage so my sisters at the time boyfriend (now fiancé) was sleeping in her bed (she was in with my other sister) when he felt someone dragging him out of the double bed he claims to have been sleeping in the middle of. He ended up on the floor, quite shook up.
There is a plaque in the garden of the house my parents rent as a remembrance type dealy to Granny Pat, the old lady who lived in that room for a few years when ill health took hold and then died in that room too.
Possibly he just rolled out of bed but why would he insist he was dragged out? I reckon he fell out of bed but it still begs the question why would he make something like that up. Nothing like that ever happened to my sister when she was in there for 4 years.
*Cue “Eerie Indiana” music*

I’ve driven past these woods a few times thinking to myself “I bet there’s some decent riding in there.”

Now I know, I’m off for an explore when I get back from Ireland (working, boo).

Fat Freddys Drop. Funky as the proverbial gibbon.

Darn you, those are nice looking bags.

Must. Resist. No. Brass. Left. 🙁

A little disappointed at the motorist hating bile on here.

I think it’s been blown out of all “precaution” 😆

She is a daft lass, hit and runs are bad enough without boasting about it and then being too stupid to defend yourself properly as is shown in the tv interview, it just compounds her idiocy. Points, fine and a ban at the least.

Scratch is quality, got that on DVD, gonna watch it again when I get home from work.
Breaking Bad +1.
Just got into Sons of Anarchy, I have rinsed the first 4 series in 2 weeks, its like visual crack.
Some of the Saturday Night Live stuff is good, can be a bit hit and miss at times though.
Invasion of the Killer Tomatoes for some good old 80s B-movie horror.

I’m gonna have a go at this now, getting bored with my plain grey giro xc affair. White marker pens and swirls are a must!

I like it, it shows a thought process and is amusing. The paint will weather off in a few years.

better than “carly luvz dale 4eva” or “call 0***9723601 for a shaggg” which is what most of the beauty spot rocks round my way have got on.

Cheers for the replies guys, looked on the map and Ballyhoura should be doable.

Thanks again,
David.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

cos i’m ‘ard 😉

(or hamfisted 😳 )

edit: it’s usually when a bolt is being very stubborn to get out, a bugger to get into and more leverage is required than the ball can handle.

those plasticine people look almost life like

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

the ultimate danger w@nk

+1 for long handle hex key. With ball end.

-1 for ball ends, unless your spending 20-30 quid on an allen key set as cheapo ones have a tendency to snap off, in my experience. I am a maintenance engineer and when the balls snap off they are an absolute PITA to get out again, I’ve even had to chop off heads and drill bolts out and re-tap. Granted I may be tightening machine cap heads up tighter than a bike but still, why take the risk? if you can get in with the flat end that would be better IMO.

Could you do a JLU (Just Like Uncles)?

As a general rule I think foreigners who commit crimes such as theft, rape, assault, etc, should be deported. Partly because they are likely to re-offend and partly because they are imo taking the piss.

This.

But apparently a rapist has more right to a family life. I’m not defending this bloke but as has been said, there are a lot worse people walking the streets using their “human rights” as an excuse to commit savage and brutal crimes against other people. What about the rights of everyone else to not have to live in fear? I would quite happily kick them all out personally, off the top of the White cliffs of Dover.

It’s happened and no one was hung.

Maybe the horse was? We all know the old adage…

spoilsport