Phew! pleased I didnt get the bottle of wine I was going to get last night (see above), so just had 8 cans of 1664.

Good luck, please ring round the the dog shelters, you might just find the the pup your looking for 😆

entry?
email me if u need 1!

took me so long to read all the entrants, I nearly missed the corner shop shutting 😉
And they folded my paper!!! what if I wanted to vote U<IP, and couldnt work out where it was!!!!!

hear hear

good try Capt, might need another run to clear them out!!!

ive disabled C4/e4/more4 for the next 10 weeks(or is it more)

6 Cans into 8, thinking of getting a bottle of wine!
I know Im a pis5head, but its 2 nights out of 7. Was off work for nearly 4 weeks and been on the drink every night , put about a stone on!

so as I suspect if you recycle to a reasonable amount, you cant fill your bin in 2 weeks (sorry Daily Mail)

im about that distance from a future oasis gig (hope I can here them!) sorry spider with it being a school night n that

Really old duffer in tweed/ 1 Quite nice girly/ 1 old maid in our polling station. Think they had to wake the old guy up when I came in! and the paper was folded- not what ukip want apparently

viscount was a bit of a name back in the ’70’s if I recall

hard labour, they should bring it back, breaking rocks in the hot sun etc

Me! I always do that little polishing thing on me jumper before eating the apple, did it today with an apple from tescos cos I was a bit peckish in town. (now wished I had washed it!)

plenty of pedegree dogs and pups in dog shelters, no need to encourage dog breaders/puppy farms any more!

Zaskar its not laughing at/bitching about people trying to better themselves dont know where you picked that up from?
I dont think your average chav is trying to better themself by wearing pyjamas to ASDA, owning a staffie that sh1ts on your doorstep, and dropping his macdonalds wrappers wherever he/she wants

dont speed!
wouldnt be complainin if there was a copper hiding and keeping an eye out for bike thieves wud ya?

I would like to be able to get stuff you need and want now, chains, cables ,cassettes, BB’s ,bearings, brake pads etc. I dont want to be told “I can order it”, well so can I mate and get it cheaper & quicker than you will , I quite willing to pay a bit more for stuff if you have it on the shelf.

just been looking on Yatesies site reminiscing about me old custom Diablo. Magic that old bike was

defo a m. Im 5’8 and on a m, but running a short stem, and not a huge amount of seatpost.

turbo trainers? did they have skin suits on the saddos
I wont be there- busted shoulder!- but souds great, especialy the porn and light alcoholic refreshments!
Bollox I hate my shoulder!!!!

paulo’ you’ve got it! The full on garden parties they have up Farra and Thorney are a classier afair tho’ asda trolley as a patio heater (just fill it full of owt that’ll burn), trampoline for the kids, settee to sit on, endless amount of drink,tracksuits and tattoos

…and dressing gown? F*** me where do you live Chelsea? Its all jarmas and ugg (style) boots round here

they shouldd really pull out of the way-if they’ve been leading someone out, but if theyre sprinting they should stay in a straight line, its up to you to go round them.
just shout at them, road races are always handbags at ten paces anyway 😉

and they all sit drinking in their front gardens! well not realy gardens, just the bit where the weeds grow between the door and the pavement.
And, why do they always drink fosters lager?

the same reason that they walk round the town centre with their tops off!

a nice cold pint of lager, or a G n T, or a nice cuppa tea

ouch!

seems v good spec, tyres are ok. why do you want to change them?

cheers

I too have an entry- not able to ride due to knackered shoulder (4 weeks so far and Im sick :cry:)
so if anyone can make use…

what grips are those roughneck? Ive got the brown spoon on a red SC chamelion, and have brown speshialized grips, but they’re a bit light(in colour)

probably best to get some thing built? 105 hub, mavic rim dt spokes pretty bombproof/fixable

@hairychested so thas what Ive been doing wrong 😆

Pink Flloyd, just thought it was my long haired brother’s music. Pleased realy cos its like discovering a whole new band and loadsa new records

dooge-you sound like a well sorted kid, congrats to you and your parents.
In my experience most of the lairy kids are just trying to be ‘big’, show off or what ever you call it, squareing up to them, getting in their faces and generally taking the agression to them makes them back down.
Trying to speak to these street kids is a total waste of time, they are the spawn of street kids , who are the spawn of street kids etc etc.There will be decent kids on every estate, but theyll find the youth club, footy team or whatever.
So, Im not willing to be abused by a bunch of kids as I minding my own busines, and if that means attacking a 15 year old, then yes Im willing todo it just as the little sh1thouse is willing to attack me, Ive even punched a girl-pissed as a rat on cider who give me a load of verbal and told ne she was going to “rip my head off” I warned her off, then when she moved on me, flattend her. No regrets.
If we let these chavs dictate to us, weve lost any quality of life

great pics! Jealous- no kids in the colnago house, just a dog

was looking at some bontrager shoes the other week about £100, black or some sort of gold/beige type colours Nice
Edit. sorry they were nowt like the ones in the link! (note to self, pay more attention to the question)

cottage cheese.
simples!

cornedbeef, tomato, mayo& mustard, sunflower seed buns x2. Fruit cocktail, pot of tea.