Yootha every time!

Sausages eaten, tasted OK, I overcooked them to be on the safe side.
I'll let you know if I get the sh**ts! 😯

on the basis that food didnt have best before/eat by when I was a kid- Im eating them as I type!

the OP's question should be "commuter etiquette" not "roadie"

My dog loves most fruit n veg, doesnt do peas or potato tho. Pineapple is a particular fave

don't obsess over tyres

Infinity Cycles- Framelgate Moor (Durham)

Nice P20 😉

manitou-carlos Santana fan perhaps?

My first mountain bike was a saracen TuffTrax Back in 1987

Floyd on todays celebChefs
"I think they're a bunch of c—–!"
Quality TV

guy is nuts but the flying stuff was great!
LOL @ Ian Munro!

Hugh Porter makes Duffield sound good!

the most amazing thing is he got loads of people who dont like him, or actively hate him, or think he's some kind of criminal to watch his show- and then come on here and slag him off/ bite their computer screen with anger/ email CH4/ Daily mail etc!!!
ITS ON THE TELLY!
FFS if you dont find the guy entertaining dont watch (surely you knew what to expect?)
I dont like the soaps and big brother so I dont watch them!

Calm down dears its just entertainment! 😉

I nearly got married for a second time 😯

Black Jacks and Fruit Salad!
(I might get some socks while Im stocking up)

will be there for the finish, but will be up near Alp Du Stanley to see the race pass that way, then over to the toon for the finish

watching the dog chasing the squirrels in the park, and barking at them when they climb a tree

the little 'samples' you get at the deli counter/ good bakers shops

The official site (sorry dont have links) will Im sure give you metres climbed, and wiil defo give you average speed i.e. times to certain points on the route. They may have some info packs etc available?

Ive seen a few of the Ribble Sportive frames in the flesh, and they are a very good looking bike

I could do stoppies on my 1st 'proper' race bike, Modolo brakes/Mavic rims. Was about 9stone wet thru mind!

Dont let the feckers get you down

:lol:@ Junkyard!

Best advert against them was the party member on the local news when they won the seats, the guy couldn't string a sentence togeather.

Trouble is the folks who are inclined to vote for them wont be watching question time.

Chavs

Its all about keeping the Taliban/Al Queda holed up where they can be controlled.

have you got virgin media (or whatever its calling itself thisweek) available? Allways extra bargaining power

Got overtook by a bus who then forced me into the barriers, proceedeed to followed the ****t for the next 2 miles, every time he stopped- lights/bus stops would stop the engine with the emergency engine stop button, open the doors with the external button!
When it got to my turn off, did the above and pulled the windscreen wipers off the screen so they where sticking straight out as he went off down the road (when he got his engine going again) 😆

Thers a guy rides round my home town on one of them slingshot things!

Top bloke Kevin Winter

Drac- you know what I mean 😉

WCA you might have to MTFU and bite it for a bit untill things look up, or you can get a new position- 6 months isnt that long really? If you commit surely you can get out if it if something else comes along?
Chin up fella!

Amazing tale Ayatollah, my Dad too joined up after serving down the pit from 1940 (just a boy) till the end of the war, I suppose they just thought they had to be part of the services- even though they'd down more than enough at home.

😆

Sister-in-Law is Korean, Brother-in-Law Hong Kong Chinese, dont look anything like each other, apart from both being 'asian'

Im in the best club- it's me and my mates who ride bikes. If I didnt like someone, I wouldnt go riding with them the same as I wouldnt go for a pint with someone I didnt like!

My old man ( sadly no longer with us) served the war as a miner in the Seaham coalfields.
I have his first payslip framed on me wall, the princley sum of 14 shillings and 5 pence!

Bell Sweep for road/cx
Giro E2 for mountainbike (could do with replacing)
Bell fullface-never been worn, was a pressie
Giro Pneumo- smashed and blood stained, kept to remind me to wear a helmet!

Probably be better signed when the new stuff is officially open I guess. I didnt go today as it was pi$$ing down 🙁

Zokes- the trails discussed above are not really obvious, a bit of local knowledge is needed