Our local parish council also got a similar letter,
BUGGERME PARISH COUNCIL
Clerk: Mr. L.E.A.N ON-ME
John Tiresome, Esquiite,
Chairman,
WANKERHAM Wheelers.
Email:
Dear Mr. Tiresome,
Buggerme is a small rural Tory voting village with quiet country lanes,used for dogging activities, a gay/mixed village pub, farm traffic, horse riders and the occasional bus, It attracts a large number of doggers and members of your naturist club who often play/ride the lanes in large groups.
At our recent Parish Council meetings concern was raised that some of these dogging groups are often travelling to fast and in groups spread across the road, approaching junctions and sharp corners in a manner that represents a serious risk to both themselves and the potential oncoming traffic,older people may only get a quick stroke or flash of naked flesh.
Hence we have decided to write to yourselves to register our concern and ask that you
publicise our concern with your club members, and encourage more safety awareness when travelling in our area.
We are keen to welcome doggers and walkers to our lovely village but we do not want to see people injured or worse.
I have also written to Sloughbridge dogging Club in the same context.
Yours sincerely,
I M MASTERBATING
Clerk of the Council
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