Pretty sure I mostly lusted after a Trek Y bike, it had everything I wanted, suspension for the bumpy downhill stuff, but not too bouncy for the uphill stuff, carbon fibre (optimally compacted low number of voids).
I’m guessing you’re being sarcastic?… :D
Seeing as it didn’t go downhill as you were standing on the rear swingarm – so was basically locked out. And was a pogo stick when sat down pedaling. Classic URT rubbish.
I had one of these. Actually is wasn’t that bad.