You mean the “street writing” of “USA”?

got you!

I’m afraid it’s Grampy Rabbit or GTFO if you were to ask my 2 year old

So things have already kicked off here. Relatively complicated story but Mil has now been banned, by us, from travelling to see us this Christmas. Epic eastenders style family blow up, before the festivities even started

I’m stuck at work till 8 (for a bit of peace) I would love to hear more of this, can’t catch up with Eastenders till after the in-laws sod off because TV was invented by the devil or something

what were the greek looking letters in red/white/blue on the left wall?

putting my fence back together at 1am soured the relationship I have with wind

Probably Let Me Come Over by Buffalo Tom or Copper Blue/Beaster by Sugar

kicked out of my bed

Can’t park on my own drive

at least they’re good at cooking and will help the wife while I get squiffy

As someone who grew up in an area filled with bowling clubs and minors welfare clubs, you’d be guaranteed of a comedian like that at some point and they would be described as “a bit blue” – this guy sounds a bit the same

If you were given the impression that you were getting Dara Obrien or the like then you’ve got a complaint with the organisers, otherwise you might just have to put it down to bad luck.

Reading the jokes above, hitler/holocaust/rape jokes are a bit much, the rest, I’ve heard worse, a lot worse (taken to a Jim Davidson show aged 8 because my mum thought it would be like the telly programme, boy was she wrong)

Nope, they give us a hamper every year of artisan nuts and cheese

They used to put two bottles of wine in until a gentleman of a non-drinking faith complained and the wine got stopped

You really are a pompous, sanctimonious, posturing, self-opinionated snob. I truly pity any poor soul who has the misfortune to find themselves with you as their boss.
I find myself overwhelmed by the desire to punch you in the face, just to remove the smug, self-satisfied sneer.
It’s probably a good thing you’re highly unlikely to find yourself hospitalised in North Wiltshire, otherwise you might find yourself in the care of my quite heavily tattooed sister-in-law, who’s a highly experienced anaesthetist.

Just after I wheelie’d it…….big wheel up

As much as I’m a fan of Star Wars, not really bothering that the new ones out or giving a stuff if I hear any spoilers

So no tats, ‘flesh tubes’, visible piercings other than ears on ladies, no obese, no ugly, no sinister-looking, or those with a propensity for excess perspiration, no goths, no shifty people, or those with a predominantly melancholy countenance. Oh, and no Scottish and/or ginger.

Wow, you are a complete gentleman, you must have the ladies flocking to you

Our team didn’t get a work meal or anything, every other team in the company did

I couldn’t care less, it’s a bit of a first world problem, but man do other people like to have a moan about it

Nothing to contribute regarding welding , but hello and what size tyres are you riding ?

At the moment, none, 26 inch is in the garage, been off the bike for about 2 years (hence the name), daughter/Achilles tendonopathy has gotten in the way so far and now all these wheel sizes are confusing me a bit too much……so expect a few threads in the near future