yup, bollox.

Woman parked in disabled bay in tesco – not as bad as some of what you see but it boils my p155, So follow her, give her 15 minuntes or so to load up on shopping then approach
“Excuse me, are you parked in the disabled bay right at the front door”
“Yes but..”
“Well I think that’s pretty selfish but thought you should know I just saw someone putting what looked like superglue in your door locks”
Then, to show what a jolly decent person I am I replaced some of the contents of her trolley with some much nicer things. In my opinion.

..and on top of all that, everyone who posts on an STW thread about him agrees. How AWESOME is that? Really does put winning a couple of moped races into perspective, doesn’t it?

This one, surely?

Hague could have been one of the greats,

Quadcopter and £20 overbudget, but I think this[/url] is as close as you’ll get

There is a job advertised for St Andrews Uni, Fife so that could be good. Scotland is a place that since a child I’ve said I’d love to retire to,

St Andrews is a suburb of England. On the plus side, as a career advisor, you’re unlikely to be able to affford English property prices so will have to commute from Scotland, which is much nicer.

Honing in on some details, Jim Murphy the Scottish Branch office manager, is trailing by 9 points, bit of an embarrasment for Labour were always been strong in Scotland till they turned into red tie wearing tories.

yes, be as well selling it – got some plastic kayaks so don’t need an inflatable. i’ll dig it out over the weekend to check the condition
sevylor but don’t remember the model

where are you/where are you going?
i’ve got one bought to take oh out on the water but we split before it got any use.
central scotland

the Highlands

magic if you like beautiful scenery and alcohol by the bucket

I’ve got a Maxx Raxx one, 4*4 version (off-set for the spare wheel). You need a bolt on towball. Unbolt it and fit a small length of pipe, then the towball goes back on. The when you wnat to use the bike rack, it drops onto the pipe. Works a treat, plus the arms fold down for torage when it’s in the house/shed/garage. I’d be looking at one again if I was after another rack

:D
Cheers

That. Is. Brilliant.
Really well written and some awesome photos.
Thanks

Here we go……….

Ok then

You have a Baby On Board sticker, if not you should. If the school give you any crap, take the teacher or whoever outside, show then the sticker and explain that that means you can do WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL LIKE. After all, you’re a man, and a virile one at that, you’ve got a kid, so the rules don’t apply to you and the only education your kid needs is that rules are for other people to follow.

A T4 too. Probably on the way to buy some new rims then rushing onto his Dub meeting drop off a hot meal at Clarkson’s hotel.

We never holiday in this country because it’s shite.

We’re closer to Brussels thoan Newcastle if we want a city break, it’s far easier and cheaper to go to northern France if we want a weekend break and everything is cheaper on the continent.

The only joys of getting back from holiday are our lovely house and cats – not this sodding overpriced craphole of a country.
Bummer. I live in Scotland and it’s great, regularly holiday here and would recommend it.
That said, off to Scandinavia next month and train home so delivered almost to the door and no security dicking about

doesn’t moneysavingexpert have something like that? when? where from? how much? here’s what’s available

regardless of how many STW quote wars I’m a veteran of.

WIN – nw, when your time comes you qualify for additional cash benefits to have 24 hour 5* care wherever you want

Make a salmon mousse with it, what’s the worst that could happen?

Who knows

or

Tesco near me had Singleton of Dufftown Spey Cascade fror £25, nice Speyside. Also Highland Park for £26

Some questions in that test make no sense.

Quite

Can you drink as much as you used to, I’m in my 50’s and don’t drink as much as I did as a studnet. Guess what? I get drink faster than I used to.

Also, Do you anxious or depressed after a bout of heavy drinking?
I very rarely get hangovers now, not because of phenomenal drinking abilty but because I don’t drink that much. When I do, I lie in bed feeeling sorry myself wasting a day when I could be out in the hills, riding amy bike or doing anything more fun than lying in bed with a hangover. That depresses me.

Hey Chubby (should that simply be Fat or lard?)

Hilarious. I can see why you identify so closely with the UK Idiot Party

Yes. It is a waste of vote.

How long have they been in politics? Still no impact whatsoever from them at all. Too idealistic and elite in their thinking by considering themselves as know it all kind of party that dictates what is good for you.
From a UKIP voter who claims not to be a right wing headbanger

IFA has suggested that I move all the three pension funds into a Liverpool and Victoria Flexible Transistions account a fund that pays him a healthy commission.

Second, third and fourth opinions

It is probably worth pointing out that the Green Party had an MP a long time before UKIP did, and they are the only one of the two to have had an MP elected during a general election

This. The Greens have an elected MP, UKIP’s MPs were not elected as UKIP MPs bit Tories who defected. In Scotland we have 2 greens and 0 UKIPs. And this is in spite of the blanket media coverage UKIP get. A vote for who you believe in is not wasted.

LHS – Member

Without resorting to infantile insults, explain why it was not calculated.
well

LHS – Member

May have been mentally ill, would probably cover it.

What he did was carefully calculated and planned

and, yet again, how do you know this? Do you just enjoy demonstrating your ignorance?

My LT&CS (Local Tea & Coffee Shop, Braithwaites pf Dundee) does a brilliant Russian Caravan tea. Strong with a hint of smoke, doesn’y keep well so needs to be drunk within the week. Best. Tea. Ever

Mr Braithwaite in his wonderful shop – beans ground on demand, green beans supplied if you wnat to roast your own. I can’t remember the last time I bought tea or coffee from a supermarket

Ex girlfriend now stated he told her he was planning his place in history and everyone would remember his name and what he had done. Still need convincing

Yes and I don’t expect it’ll be you doing the convincing.
BTW what is your fascination with this? Is your life so far off the rails that all you can do is look at other people in a situation worse than yours and take pleasure in it, pointing at them to deflect from your own pointless existence? Is there some dark secret that you have that you’re trying to keep from your fellow UKIP/EDL members because you know what will happen if they find out?

Just idle speculation, but hey, sauce for the goose and all that

I reckon this misunderstanding was pre meditated

Maybe, just speculation on my part.

All very calculated and deliberate and not an act of emotion/anger/momentary loss of control.

According to the years of training in psychiatry and psychology that you’ve never had?

note the last sentence;

Dr. Hans-Werner Teichmüller, president of the Deutsche Fliegerarztverband, an association of German doctors who carry out examinations on pilots and flight crew, expressed total shock at the co-pilot’s alleged actions.
I take it you missed (or didn’t understand) the second last word of the first sentence?

I heard Steve Martin.
He can do Trains, Plains and Automobiles.

Here, this is yours, now go

Backup?

Sure the users can afford to lose their data?
+ no file sharing? A central data dump (or access to the cloud) can allow collaborative working for your remote users

disappointed, was getting all nostalgic there

and a female Stig in Black leather

What’s Suzi Perry up to these days?

EDIT – well whatever it is, it’s OUTSTANDING

Not while there’s cretins like chewkie and jambalbaheid lapping up every detail so they can pronounce judgement based on whatever rumour is circulated next

I personally haven’t speculated at all, just commented on official announcements

Based on official announcements it was deliberate and thus clearly in my view premeditated. Whether the individual was of sound mind I could not say but that still makes him a murderer as far as I am concerned.
No, no speculations or judgements there at all.