Sometimes it’s just brilliant

round ’em up and stir fry with garlic and chilli sauce

Are they shinier than the cold kind?

no, but but better earners

..a bad curry on it’s way out

and you can tell that to the monkeys

hungover, i can only deal with one egg, fried, boiled or poached. extra slice of toast is a bonus

You need..

Not sure about that Oxo Tower, heard it can bit of a bummer

Sorry

Not a comedy, but a brilliantly crap joke

Do you see those two weevils doctor?

I do.

Which would choose?

Neither. There is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of curculio.

If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response…

Well then if your going to push me, I would choose the right hand weevil. It has significant advantage in both length and breadth.

There! I have you! You’re completely dished! Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!

My last birthday OH bought me a dip in a big fish tank with (amongst others) a 12′ sand tiger shark. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that many teeth in one place.
Steam preservation groups often do drive a steam train experiences – that appeals to me.
Someone in Lancashire does paintball with tanks
White water rafting/kayaking’s a blast

Aiiiiiyyyyyeeeee!!!!

That’s Japanese isn’t it?

Windoze – virus-ridden bloatware. Says it all that when one of their head people announced his retiement, share price surged by nearly 10%. As per countzero’s post, I’d wait at least 6 months while MS decide what they will and won’t support. Partly, some people will want support and won’t buy unsupported products (corporate users, the big market), partly stuff will plummet in price as product x is no longer supported rumours circulate

spend four hours partying alone in his underpants on a military jet used by Angela Merkel.

..and you kept reading looking for grammatical errors?

you offer as much as you feel the house is worth, same as anywhere. A few years ago I bought an “offers over” by offering £50 over the asking. In some areas, houses are going for under the asking price. Do some research, myhouseprice.com might help

Chilli pizza
Marston’s EPA
Series 6 The Sopranos

Life is Fine

scotroutes route along loch morar could be finished by taking the track over to east loch tarbert then the ferry back to mallaig – it’s an awesome ferry ride, but check availability with bruce watt ferries

Do you also pay for wear and tear, fuel, 2s oil etc? No?

Actually, yes, it’s just not detailed on the invoice.

Went years ago so not sure if any food/htel recommendations would be relevant, but you MUST take a bus up Etna. Remembering walking inside the crater of a live volcano still makes me tingle.
And the if you want to see the most bizarre thing ever.
Oh, and the ampiteatre at Taormina

Handpresso.
Not cheap to buy, but saving £1/day on works espresso has made it free after a few months

belongs in the “gifs you could watch all day” thread

if we kill everyone there will be no crime

quite

Anyone accused of these crimes (whether actually guilty or not) should be put down as they are a thoroughly bad egg, having been involved in lots of other undetected crimes over the years.

Of course not, they could be run through the court of STW, Judge TJ presiding.

sea kayak instructor working out of Oban, that must be just awful (not that I’m rampantly jealous or anything)

it can be useful but mostly after you’ve screwed up.

which you’re going to do at some point

“What does Ricky Gervais think of himself?”

IMHO 125’s are too underpowered to be safe, sometimes you need a bit of power in rreserve to accelerate out of trouble – cars don’t have the acceleration of a bike so it’s not something car drivers think about. TBH as a regular ride, I woudn’t consider anything less than 250, and if you want to go out and play, you’d probably be better with 400 or 600 – so DAS.

Parcelforce Worldwide customers always enjoy great service and reliability

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Funniest thing I’ve read in weeks

The way this country is though It wouldnt be long before some scrotes have smashed their way in and trashed if for you

Many of them date back to the 1920s,

maybe the scotes don#t read the Daily Wail

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Consider forking out for aq copy of this

oh and someplace on line there’s adownloadable european rail timetable

have a quick search on youtube for bernina express

wordnumb – Member

Once I had ‘The Wheels on the Bus Go ’round and ’round’ stuck in my head for an entire four hour ride. It was horrific.
if that’s in my head tomorrow, i’ll hunt you down……..

With this weather, train to Sth Queensferry, then boat trip to Inchcolm. awesome views of the bridges

Mary Kings Close is the best, blocked off for 150 or so years, now open, but book in advance only iirc.

deffo

Adriana? Allllllllllrighteeeeee

I’d give the cousins a miss though

Is there normally compensation?

Where an innocent person is jailed, compensation can be paid, BUT HM Prisons claim part of it as a charge for B&B. After all, you had no right to that free room and board

enfht
..and you seem to be bitter because the education sytem failed you so badly

EDIT
but you shouldn’t. Some people just can’t be educated.

enfht – Member

Love them or hate them, drones are the future.
yup, and you seem to be one of them

bath ales are ace and excuse the hijack but i’m being very pleasantly surprised by this

And down they came
From a different angle
Scroll to 1’55” for the local take

stewart tower for the ice cream
highland wildlife park, but you’re pretty much at aviemore by the time you get there. tigers and polar bears

edinburgh area? with a padi ow or bsac ocean diver card, there’s often part-time jobs in the shark tank at deep sea world in north queensferry. probably crap money, but experience.
probably other similar places too. padi ow is around £350, bsac cheaper but can take ages