I noticed, after being employed at the site, that urging him to take excercise and lose weight, only made the problem worse – he’d just eat more as a reaction to the stress of having his condition bought to his attention

So you tell the chubby he’s a chubby and he just shovels more crap into himself? It’s called denial and there’s only one prson who can deal with that.

So, at her request, I’ve dyed it

Got this last year for £80 and well chuffed with it

I’ve had enough, so started packing things up ready to pretend I’m going to go this week.

FIFY
prove me wrong

This might sound a bit harsh, but it sounds to me like part of you would rather be in a relationship where someone treats you like shit, than be on your own. Seems fairly common.

This.
Stay put, accept being treated like shite and that she’s probably shagging someone else, post on here every couple of months about how you’re sick of being treated like this and then make excuses for doing nothing about it.

Is that what you wanted to hear?

Of course I can light my farts – watch this

The Aprillia RST Futura has a sidestand down cut out switch which cuts the engine if you try to ride the bike with the sidestand down. Useful? Not when the ****ing thing decides the sidestands down when you’re doing 60 on a bend.
Audi A4 juction box including air bag warning light is under drivers seat. Move the seat back, connector can come out and you need to take the seat out to plug it back in again.

THAT;s tacky? I got a bottle opener that played the Coronation St theme when used. Couldn’t even open it to take the battery out and shut it up
Still, great for annoying the OH though

If you can, check the tide tables. If there’s spring tides, an hour or so before a high tide, pay the euro or whatever it costs now to get up to the balcony of St Mark’s and watch the square flood
From the railway station, catch vaporetto #1 and sit in the open bit at the back – possibly the best public transport trip in the world

For info
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jambalaya – Member

and this

Trust me

are generally mutually exclusive

owners of these sorts of houses already pay plenty of taxes that way

because, unbelievably, in a fair and equitable tax system, tax liabilities are based on ability to pay. Or, in case you don’t understand, those who have more contribute more,

I’d be all in favour of a tax break if the houses qualifying for and taking advantage of it are opened to the public. after all, if they’re part of the heritage I’m supprting, I should get to have a look.

I find parcels all over the shop usually soaked on door steps.I have to take pics just to cover myself as the punters think its RM door stepping

Sort of like the RM delivered packet of electronics left under a “bit of wood” (yacht rudder) in the garden, in spite of my having paid extra for a signed for delivery because I didn’t want expensive electronics left in the garden in the rain?

Funny but I’ve just read that the station master at Aberdour retired today. Always worth watching out for on that line

How about the approach to Tirano?

How about the approach to stations?
You can’t beat this one.

reckon?

What I am against is BS

..which is pretty funny considering how much of it you spout

I tend to only drink peaty,rich and or sherry infused stuff though

Not peaty, but rich and sherry – the colour says it all

Booked a flight to Malta, and the trains to get home.

Too moch Bacon

What an opportunity to work that ! key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There used to be a joke among E’burgh taxi drivers at the airport about the London shuttle – you could tell which plane it was because when the engines stopped you could hear (the English) whining, I think the target of that joke needs changing.

Given the non-stop whine-a-thon you seem to be having, I’d disagree with that last sentence.

Hamilton Academy School Choir Tour 1977
No, I didn’t I got it in a charity shop, but loved the reaction when i wore it to gigs

noy happy with your gp? move.
gp’s are businesses, they’re paid to treat you, whether you need it or not and that includes tests.

beans on toast. impress her by melting some cheese on top

EDIT – and not too many dishes for her to wash up

Some people on here quite rightly have privilege

On the subject of gifs you could watch all day…

Was with Green Flag for years – very good. Changed to AA as part of bank package deal, no complaints there either, usually a bit slower than GF were, but nothing too bad

In Scotland you’ve been skelped

if that is the case then the proprietor has a right to reply and will make them look slightly silly…

Indeed they do, and you might want to see how many times the hotel dirty stinking hovel management have replied to the 146 “terrible” reviews

project – Member
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Does project post that bollocks on purpose?
How is kids riding BMX on the prom remotely related to kids who have harassed someone’s family hanging around in the street outside playing loud music?? ffs think about the real world before you post (if you are capable of such a thing).

Ooh, its so annnnoyyying!
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Well id like to award you win the most pathetic and stupid comment award
you’re doing ok so far

I can see why you’d be worried about what the mahogany looks like. The origginal set are stone and when they were on tour a couple of years ago, I picked up the SAC set which are a stone/reson mix and look and feel excellent.
This one, impressive but not cheap

A team of special investigators will track down every single bottle of Tabasco ever made and remove the label and any reference to appointments.
This will also happen come the revolution.

..or a visit to Aberlour distillery – £65 bottle it yourself

For £100 I’d be looking at a collectors bottle, not a drinkers bottle. Scapa 12 yo pre Ricard takeover of the distillery

cheesey wotsits are my thing right now.

rab generator

+1 or Paramo Adventure Smock. Both a lot of warmth with not much bulk. More likeley to be worn out in those long days in the outdoors than after.

If you don’t like it and do not understand the point of countryside management, maybe abstain from the conversation?

…or find a football thread so you can post about how much you don’t like “wendyball”

I’ve got a Umarex/Hammerli Airmagnum if you’re in Acentral/East Scotland? Uses co2 carts, 2 off in holder, 2*10 pellet magazines, around 40 shots before the pressure drop is noticable, scope, bag and a couple of dozen carts if that’s of any interest to you. c£250.

Thai chick off ski?

took me even longer than the dude in Jamie’s gif
well done, sir