Drove a car into oak tree at 80 mph. Luckily the tree was leaning in the direction of travel. The tree acted as a ramp and flipped the car onto it’s roof. Then slid down the road, upside down into oncoming traffic. Luckily me a my friends all walked away.
Windsurfing at Sprecklesville, Maui early in the morning. Could hear loads of shouting from the beach, people shouting “shark!” Looked behind me to see a 3m tiger shark. Sailed on a little further pulled the gybe of my life with the shark in the middle of the turning circle (albeit quite a large circle ;-) ) then sailed back right up onto the beach. 2 days later snapped my mast in the same place I’d seen the shark. Had a very scary paddle back.
Returning from Sunday road ride. Got hit directly behind by a Texaco petrol tanker. Flew left and upwards and landed on the roof of a parked car. Feel off the roof, down into the gap between the car and moving lorry. The bike was ripped from my feet and somehow I didn’t end up under the lorry with my bike. I ended up in the gap between the lorry’s wheel and the parked car. I got up and walked away, sure I was dead. Thinking I’m travelling into the next realm or something. Then a bystander shouted, “He’s alive!” at the point a massive rush of adrenalin hit me, the lorry driver turns up saying “Where the **** did you come from?” I then set about punching the lorry driver several times in the face. The police and ambulance turn up and look at me in disbelief that I walked away from getting run over by a petrol tanker.