She sounds like a complete witch, how dare she use such offensive language. I bet she still addresses customers as sir and Madame simply based on their obvious physical appearance.

**** you m&s

You were completely correct to act like a Womble and then call her an old bint.

I find my eyebrows handy for keeping the sweat out of my eyes. I do give them a trim now and again when I go full on Dennis Healey.

Next you’ll be telling me they’ve changed £5 notes to plastic.

Are they getting rid of the white ones?

What about when you are walking home from the pub? What about if a mugger jumps out and threatens you and yours?

In the old days you could carry cane that concealed a handy sword for dispatching said blaggard in such a situation.

I have only suffered attempted mugging twice, once by two men with a knife who after my continued insistence I had nothing worth stealing on me which I did not gave up, this was pre mobile phone.

Another time a teenager approached me with a Rottweiler and said if I did not give him my money he would set his dog on me, I responded by petting his dog which was as soppy as shite. To which he started shouting don’t stroke my dog Before walking off swearing under his breath.

I thought this was called a scouse brow.
My niece has hers tattooed on

I bought a cheap one from wickes a few years ago It was flipping useless. Today I had to drill a couple of holes for a heavy set of cast iron coat hooks and remembered I had a Garrett carrot upstairs, it worked a treat. The only use it’s seen since buying it along with my metal detector.

I have stuck it in the car along with some other stuff to take to the tip tomorrow.

I read somewhere maybe here of someone who got burgled while in and decided to just stay in their bedroom and ring the police and hope they got there before the burglars went up stairs. They owner went downstairs when the police arrived to find the burglars had left, but not before scattering the contents of their knife block around different places downstairs and boiling the kettle.

I knew someone who worked as a trainee decorator who was stopped coming home on the train and was found with a Stanley knife in his rucksack. he was arrested as the police said he could have left it at work rather than travel with it everyday.

Not yet, no.

Stop taking drugs, it will cost you a fortune, your relationships and your sanity.

Move out of your mums house become independent sooner. Try and put some money in the bank for a house rather than up your nose.

Keep your friends close.

I think it’s legit. Could happen to anyone.

There are some white people who think it’s unfair for black people to use **** when they can’t because they would like to use it in a rascist context and they are wrong.

But some people find racist language unacceptable irrelevant of context and irrespective of the race of the person it’s aimed at and of the race of the person saying it and even if they are one and the same.

Maybe that is like the lady I know is the ops stance.
And for him to be labelled a racist straight away by merak is a bit strong.

Unless of course the op has form for racist comment.

he used the word honkey
In what context was he using honkey?

Don’t know the exact context but referred to himself as a honkey while drunk at a BBQ. She’s a nice lady and would have pulled up a black person using the n word.

Does one person wear it like a hat while others try to throw rings over it.

Black people using the n word does not bother me
Although a black women took offence and accused my white nephew of being rascist when he used the word honkey

Yep was on a couple of years ago I think.

The Scots don’t want to leave the U.K..

A friend got done for driving a works van with no insurance and two bald tyres.

iona is a great name, but surnames are important
I went to college with someone called Iona Hoare.

She changed her name.

Which one?

Alexa, set butt plug to vibrate and dildo to waggle.

Thought this thread was about a new band.

Before birthdays and christmas my auntie used to send me a selection of knitting patterns for me to select my upcoming present from.

She even knitted my sisters bikinis, that did not end well.

Vinegar tits = bad although sugar tits gets you put on a register.

I have had several spiders over the summer happily living on my kitchen ceiling. The ones who build small webs I’m happy to live along side as they keep themselves to themselves.

The big buggers who scuttle across the lounge carpet are a different matter. They get hunted down and evicted. Cant stand the thought of them roaming around but still would not kill them.

Had lots of Darren’s, James’s and Paul’s when I grew up, when the phone rang my mum would say Paul’s on the phone, Paul who I would reply.

Like liesel for a Germanic name pronounced leesel,
Don’t know how common it is.

I posted a video earlier of a man going on an open carry walk through Walmart with what looks like semi auto rifles who gets asked to leave due to the store worker saying becease they sell alcohol.

And while being walked out the store they can clearly be seen walking past a locked container of guns for sale in amongst the normal stuff you might find in Walmart.

Probably the way they should control access to “normal” guns.

You would think so.

You can own one of these providing it’s made before 1986 and you can afford it.

Aisha

I have a nephew called Isiah

Zena

And law abiding Americans can go on to suffer a break down of sorts and then go on to go postal.

Cheetarah

adolf judas only beaten by Donald genghis marples.

short of you being there, convincing you would be impossible. :D

the cobra is disgusting, I normally drink becks blue but today bought some Heineken 0.0. not as nice as the becks but passable.

where was she concieved

Peggy is better.

I grew up with “that’s a girls name” too aracer.