Just pour it in and have a brush to hand to wipe the edge.
Get on with it and stop giving it a coat of looking at.

This^

Serves you right for going to ikea.

Eh?

Are people hoping that brexit turns out to be a disaster just so they can say I told you so.

I have seen a couple of the episodes on spike,
Does it meet Jnr FDs approval.

Murdochs back, my mistake.

No Murdock and a different face.

play a game of spot the grimmest image.

Hairy pits?

Pfft,It did not fly,

Where I live near Taunton the village shop has loads of specialist mags “over 60s, grandmas” etc. The texaco garage does too

Gordon brown

I have no words of wisdom, only posting to let you know your not alone.

Well if you were about to have some fisticuffs and your foe started beating the shit out of his own tackle you would think twice.

That’s not his Adam’s apple above his collar.

I had a car that for some reason upset some one as it had multiple egg strikes and large amounts of both coke and milk poured over the windscreen. (Also a BMW)

Did not occur to me to call the police.

Never found out who done it or why.

How rich is the owner, will £25000000 actually make any difference to his life. If he is so rich that it wouldn’t, he would have been better off driving it unless he did indeed buy two.

Becks 5%alc 275ml = 113 calories
Becks blue 0%alc 275ml = 39 calories

Being an ex drug user/addict I do worry about alcoholism. So during the week will only have one bottle of lager with dinner if that then anymore will be alcohol free. At the week end I will have literally a few beers no more as I don’t enjoy being drunk as I used to.

Work you way through the karma sutra, or twister.
Much the same thing excpt with pants.

I am another who swapped to alcohol free beer.
It’s not witchcraft they just brew the beer normally then remove the alcohol and it’s still cheaper to buy due to not being taxed heavily.

Jonathon Ross, liked him for years from when he did the last resort. Can’t stand him now.

Think it might be because of I associate him with Russel brand.

Today was a real shitty day for me, my depression was the worst it’s been in a long while. Today felt like the first day of winter.

Two of my wheelie bins have blown over, not bothered picking them up, moved my neighbours away from my van.

I can see this going either way depending on the good will or lack of it at the tyre place.

I stumbled on a story where a vlogger in the states bought a fart in a jar. So thought I wonder.

Another thing I would add to cougars words is never bring a girlfriend into your sons life until you know it’s serious, (having been dating for 6 months atleast was my rule before me being introduced to girlfriends children) because it’s not right to bring a succession of people into there life they grow to love and then lose.

Because after four or five relationships you might meet the one but by then your son does not not only not make the effort but may prove to hinder your relationship.

I know growing up with several so called step dads

The woman who brought me my brunch at the Morrisons canteen once called me love. I thought it’s just as well I am easy go lucky.

Will open its door roughly on the way out leaving a satisfactory parking dent in the offending vehicle

Will it double park while I nip into the offy for a bottle of blue nun, then on spotting a traffic warden scarper, go round the block twice till the wardens gone before resuming its place on the double yellows.

Who’s Christmas?

Mary, apparently

let the steamer do the work,
Worked with a decorator who when faced with hard to remove paper would apply Wallpaper paste liberally to walls with a roller and tray and it would liven up the old dry paste under the paper and it would just fall Off with a scraper.

I think their would have to be a set in stone scale of who would cop it in certain unavoidable death situation as there will be deaths. As if each manufacturer worked under there own system you could end up being sued for millions as in if you was driving a ford it would have reacted differently in that situation to an Audi. The ford may have chosen to save the two school girls who ran across the road with out looking where the Audi may put the drivers safety first at all costs ploughing through the school girls rather than mounting the kerb and taking out a lamppost.

I have avoided two accidents by swerving around while braking, to be fair if I had been paying attention in the first I would have needed to do neither the other was on ice and my abs saved my bacon allowing me to steer around

Will you have to be in it at all.
Could take it’s self Off for an mot or to be serviced.
Could I send it over to my sisters with her phone she left behind earlier.
Would I need to insure it or will the operating system provider have the insurance.

Country pubs may make a comeback as drunk driving won’t be an issue

Brexmas sounds good.

to experience the wind n’ sea spray.

Famous last words.

My empty wheelie bin just blew over.

People don’t just try to stop, you instinctively swerve too to avoid an obstacle.

My dad has always enjoyed driving. And rather than spending an evening in watching the box would announce I am going for a drive when I was young,
And I would go too as I liked spending time alone with him.

It’s good coming from a large family that does not see much of each other now due to there own family commitments, make the effort to do the rounds seeing one then the other over several days of the Christmas hols.

Otherwise we could easily lose touch, also managed to get through the last few without bloodshed the police or the paramedics. Happy Christmas.