I’m increasingly losing my patients.

Harold shipman

Percy is what I call my penis

Kevin Spacey

The hard shoulder was the perfect place for me to set up my fold up table and chair to eat my sandwiches while the family wandered off to find somewhere to pee.

I used to work for an Italian and when ever I was in his car he used his car horn constantly.

Is that an Italian thing?

I was looking for singlemuslim.com but ended up here instead.

Is that you?

Well, it’s more of a nickname really

Filth!

Ivor largeone

I think all female forum members should reveal themselfs, this forum needs sexing up a bit.

Hugh Hefner.

I prefer to remain gender anonymous to prevent unwanted sexual advances from frustrated forum member.

Hot lips houlihan

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

My thermostat is on 22 although I don’t think it’s correct
Central heating is on constant as Im off sick.

One I am currently ignoring is linking everything to your phone via an app.

Heating, lights, washing machine even saw on the tv last night you can buy ovens with cameras in so you can watch you food cooking on your phone.

Facebook
Twitter

Both ends of a pantomime horse.

There was just a smoking hot girl on it though so I might just start watching

Rita fairclough?

Trump and Kim Jong un

Photobucket works again, yay

Best game show is bullseye obvs.

I checked the i player for previous series. No sign no luck. I dont really want to watch the new ones without seeing the previous series.

Beef monster munch

To me Steven seagals hair always looks like it’s been sprayed on with a rattle can.

lingskettles?

Lingkettles?

I must have a magic penis, it changes in stature like the wind, it can go from respectable to pitiful and back again. :D

Interested to know from some of the no touching people do you openly encourage your young children to refrain from being touchy feely with the piers at school. Or does the no touching rule come in at puberty or just restrict it to the work place.

They always leak, just get a catheter in.

Which Waitrose? And do I just ask for rusty?

I was present when my friend was given his lung cancer diagnosis. There was him, me the doctor and a young nurse present. The moment he got the news he shed a tear, at which point the nurse jumped in and gave him a wonderful long comforting hug, I guessed that was why she was there.
I would not want that to change.

Some parts of the world they lock up electricians for touching strange men on the hip in crowded bars.

When you offfered her this massage you did not hold your two hands in front of you at chest height before pumping your fingers asif honking two imaginary horns?

I guess the blanket ban is there just to remove any grey areas

Maybe, but don’t call it sexual harrasment call it something else. Like showing humanity.

“Jeff I’ve called you in to my office today because it’s been reported to me that you touched Brenda’s arm in an unprovoked act of human kindness. It has been noted on your permanent record, don’t let it happen again”

She definatly looks lab/Alsatian to me. A great cross for a very loyal loving and intelligent dog.

This whole debate is getting a bit ridiculous.
Merely touching someone is not unacceptable the has to be context and where on there body you touched them.

Reassuringly touching someone’s forearm is not sexual harresment.

We are heading for a very emotionally sterile world when all touching is considered sexual or inappropriate.

My friend was prescribed ensure shakes by his doctor for this. And we was told you could get build until soups from the supermarket but never found them.

You do know if you buy it you will have to buy the matching toaster.

The costcos returns que is always a mile long.
I remember seeing a gentlemen stood in the que holding a rather dishevelled double mattress complete with many and varied stains. I thought you have got to have a brass neck to return a mattress that appears to have been owned by a doubly incontinent sex fiend.

I just signed up to postimage.org and it worked at first now when I log on safari tells me the site is Dodgepot and my image has gone.