I received my new exotic carbon fork yesterday.
It’s going on my old hoodoo frame which I am building up 1×10
with 34 front 11-34 rear out of the part worn parts bin.

This bike is going to be exclusively a mud bike, shod in 2″ beavers as the trails here turn to shite for at least 4 months of the year. Thing is the forks are so damn Purdy and I am fighting the urge to cosset them due to this fact.

I will be putting the picture of the Virgin Mary that is currently displayed on top of my tax disc in my tax disc holder.

I have had her there for over 10 years on different vehicles since she came with a vehicle I bought from Irish travellers.
And I have not had a crash or been robbed since she came into my life and I have grown fond of her.

I thank god rod hulls no longer with us, surely he would be looking a 20 stretch. as he has held more knackers than Katie price.

I always preferred the challenger over the charger.

When I read smashed helmet in a list of injuries it always makes me wince.

Glad your still with us.

squidgy black
Mmm… I miss that stuff.

Smoking squidgy black while wearing a shell suit, could only end in tears.

Thing was my mate went to the house that evening and every room bar the kitchen was like dense rainforest.
And left the property under the polices control.

I went with him the next morning to repair his front door and it was wall to wall plant pots with six inches of stem In each one and the police removing them.
When he asked what had happened the police said the place had been robbed during the night and that the men with the machetes must have come back when they left and took everything bar the pots.

So apparently the police cannot get the staff these days.

Clearly your mate didn’t vet his tenants properly.

No, his estate agent did not vet his tenants properly.

Yeah a shit load of skunk naturally occurred in my mates rental property,
It managed to naturally cut large holes in all the floors and ceilings for ducting, insulate the loft and rig some serious lighting and watering system.

The first my mate knew was when the police rang to tell him two men with machetes had kicked in the front door while a third man jumped out of the upstairs bay window and had it away on his toes.

If I left my bins In my garden close to the fence where the smell made its way into you house would that be reasonable.
Would you politely asking me to move them further from your property be reasonable.
Would me telling you to close your window or comparing the smell to bacon be reasonable.

Well **** off with your bacon smell somewhere else.
Is what I would hyperthetically say if some one was daft enough to compare the smell of skunk coming in my house with bacon.

If you smoke weed in doors around young children you are a lowlife Jeremy Kyle fodder ****.

But the fact he goes in the garden shows he is not, and shows consideration.
Does he smoke weed occasionally or is the waft of skunk in your house on a daily basis.
If so, explain that the smell is coming in your house and could he please smoke further down the garden.

If he tells you you should close your window then beat him with a garden rake/call police or move ether one because he is a ****.

On a serious note thought, I wouldn’t think the passive smoke from his back garden would do you any harm by the time it gets to your house.

Maybe the op does not like the smell.

I thank with a smile even the aggressive ones, as the tow paths can get very busy in the summer and as a pedestrian you can have to stop and step aside on some of the skinnier sections literally every couple of minutes to let a cyclist through, and thet would get on the tits of a saint.

I normally just thank people politely for allowing me to pass.

Start small,

Some serious track-standing going on in the background.

And his mate in white is a big unit.

And when Dixie and jeff pitch up they unload their bus and process their patients on arrival, no 45min wait in a cue longer than a taxi rank at heathrow.

Pure fantasy (did I say that already)

what a pile of nonsense

I know, not a stain, broken socket or a patch of crumbling plaster in sight.
And people walk in to reception looking a bit dazed and bloodied and a passing nurse or doctor appears and sees to them instantly.

Holbys no better, they have doctors on the wards and everything.

Pure fantasy.

My mate tiger,

He was my best bud for 17 years and a can’t believe it’s been over 3 years now he’s been gone.

When I was little my grandad was a live in caretaker at a posh apartment block in Kensington.
I was there when one of the two very rich Arab brothers who lived there part time’s BMW M1 was delivered in white with the bmws multi coloured racing stripes.

He saw me watching and said did I want to go for a drive, so I did.
It was beautiful, his brother had some Ferrari or another, I can’t remember what model.
And his dad had a gold roller with solid gold handles which he had his chauffeur drive my mum to the shops in once.

I held the door open for a woman leaving as I was going in and she stopped and gave me a tenner over thirty years ago, I was 8 years old.
There were many beautiful cars in that underground carpark but the M1
Was by far the best and most memorable..

My jack Russell shi tzu cross, stinker when he was a yoot.

A fella in the year below me at school’s mum one the football pools and bought him a delta integrale for his 17th birthday.

And I once spent two days walking the streets of hounslow looking for a karrman ghia I had seen rotting away on some ones front drive about five years before.

I eventually found it in an even more sorry state but the owner refused my continued pleas to sell it to me.

I was going to add a Porsche 917 to my post.
But I thought we were talking road cars.

^^^^^^^
I had an identical mk2 golf to that a long time ago with a 16v engine from a mk3 I think.
Beautiful car till I smashed the life out of it.

I am going with a lamboghini muira
I have wanted one for as long as I can remember.

The FBI announced earlier that they have identified him.

It was never an episode, despite what the Internet might tell you. It’s a Christmas Tape, it was never intended for broadcast.

I know, but I did not want to spoil the moment for people who were not aware of its existence by telling them that before they watched it.
😀

Rainbow the twangers episode.

X tools one I have (don’t know why I turned all yoda there).
Works a treat.
Linky

I am not allowed.

My bike will get dirty.

On flashing,
When I used to run late at night I had drunken women flash there boobies at me and lift there skirts to flash their allens.
It did not bother me, if I had rang the police, would they have even bothered or laughed that I would even consider calling them.
What if a woman flashed everything at me, would that be more serious.

Breasts, were do they sit on the scale of indecency.
They are not genitals but are hardly your elbow.

Would a woman flashing her breasts be similar to me flashing my arse.

They sold lager in McDonald’s.

I think what Essel is saying is if a woman walked in to a police station today and said twenty years ago a man held her breast for 15 seconds in the office she worked at, and she knew who he was and where he lived.

Would the police and cps have invested as much time and resources as they did in the dlt case, or have they gone out of there way as part of a backlash for not doing anything about jimmy saville in the past.

And how many woman would have been so distressed about having there tit felt would have gone through all the hassle of this trial after twenty years if it had been Dave who works on the tills at budgens.

I counted six.

I used to smoke for 25 years and think its a filthy habit but how much can you realistically charge for a pack of cigarettes.

They were talking about food banks on the radio and someone rang in and said he was sat in a car outside one waiting for his wife, and out of the 10 people he saw walking out of the food bank, 4 of them stopped to light a ciggie the moment they stepped out of the door.

So do I think people will just give up because they can’t afford to smoke.
Sadly not,

My cousin has 3 testicles, wish I had a punchline.

But a third breast would be useless without a third nipple anyway.

If you were cracking on with a young lady in a night club and got ahead of your self the correct response would be a slap around the chops or a knee in the groin.

But to walk up to a woman in a work capacity and cop a feel is completely out of order and I can understand the police getting involved.

But I still think prison would be an over reaction.

I had my arse felt many times as a young man.but I did not feel threatened by it so I won’t be going to the police any time soon.

I would not dream of unsolicitedly groping a woman’s breasts.
So I can say what he did was not acceptable.
But I have a mate who had the shit kicked out of him and the fella who did it did not get jail time so I don’t see how coping a feel would see someone put behind bars.