Some people like looking at boobies, some women are happy to be paid to let the people who like looking at boobies look at their boobies.

If boobies are not for you fine, stop bleating about it and look somewhere else.

The stunt coordinater was a women if that makes you happy, maybe her tits weren’t big enough to get the bikini gig.

Do you reckon the girls in bikinis were involved in the truck engineering design/implementation ?

No I recon they are glamour models who got the gig because they have big tits.

Can’t go wrong with the RNOH.
Spent a lot of time there last year, everyone from surgeons to physios are excellent.

I had a 29er once untill my friend crushed it after calling stampsies.

I have a good friend who’s sisters brother in law won 17 or 19 million on the lottery.
Started out, we will buy a new ford each maybe some new wallpaper in the lounge and Dave will still go to work at his small business.

Within a year it was, Big house, flash mercs, private box at spurs and a dinky yacht.
Stuff bought on 0 percent credit despite being able to buy it a thousand times over as the money was better in the bank earning interest.

How many of you if you had the same luck would do the same or would you buy a new ford and maybe some new paper for the lounge and give the rest to the starving children of the world.

Got to get ya whip pimped bitch.

BH it was as “rude” or generalistic about atheists as it was the christains and given only the christians complained I apologise unreservedly for suggesting that all christians forgive
I guess those that cannot turn the other cheek wont experiences gods love and will be left with me to burn for eternity in the fiery pits of hell

I am not a Christian.

Don’t bother with a fire guard if you are truly adventures and get a shag pile rug.
Nothing like hot embers burning your arse when in the throws of passion.

A gallon of 4 star will do the trick,
Unleaded at a push.

Careful now as they wont forgive you for being as stupid as saying that unlike christians who forgive everything bit still condemn to you to burn in hell, Gawd bless them.

Sweeping religious generalisation shocker.

I thought she created and wrote the show which makes her a bit more than a comedy actress. No idea if she ever did stand up.

Should go and take one out for test drive and then when the salesman asks what you think, say fantastic Shame I could not possibly afford one.
Now we have both wasted each others time.

When the puritans were in charge surely.

Well they won’t be wanting any presents or Easter eggs for that matter will they. 😀

A great many people see Christmas come and go without so much as giving the baby Jesus a thought, others spend it backwards and forwards to church.
To each their own.

I have only seen bits and pieces of her show and did not find it compelling. Her speaking to camera is a homage to the late great Eric morcombe so she can’t be all bad.

As said above comedy is like music, there is no right or wrong you either like it or you don’t.

Spent a happy summer in Hastings jumping off the harbour arm as a yoot whilst visiting a friend.
Just watch out for those Doberman fish.

Sounds like she dodged a bullet.

😀

First and only time I have ever used that word, honest m’lud.
But it served its purpose so I will not apologise for it.

‘m not sure tell someone to **** off is ever a term of endearment,

it isn’t but that fact I felt I could speak freely was a sign of endearment 😀 I never said it as in go away more as “I don’t believe you” if told a tall story, or “no way” if something shamazing had happened that day. It’s a phrase with many meanings to me depending how I say it and I use often amongst friends and probably never in the correct sense. She was no angel her last boyfriend used to start fights (not with her) when drunk while out and she used to finish them, nails she was (not face like a bag of but hard as) 😀

British English is easy if you buy into it. The trick is, words are nothing and context / tone of voice is key. “Mate” and “C-word” can be terms of affection of aggression depending on delivery. I could call someone a hatstand or an overcoat for the difference the actual words meant.

That is why you should never text a girlfriend when drunk , especially if she is a member of polite society.
I texted one posh bird I was seeing that I was looking forward to her pleasuring me with her nakedness. She was advised by her friends to drop me as I was obviously a pervert.

I was seeing another girl who did not understand profanities could be terms of endearment if said in a certain tone.
She broke up with me saying it was just not working.
When I asked her why she said you keep telling me to **** off.
And I replied, **** off, then after a brief moment of realisation got my coat and left.

That’s why you got to love lee evens relationship with his good lady, I am sure a day does not pass with out him telling her to F off, or her calling him a ****. 😀

I have a jackshit and he was free to a good home from preloved.

A new CB iodine 3 wheelset though i will probably use them in the spring.

not a single item, but tyres, i think i have a fetish or something as i have many yet i still flippin buy them.

In my early twenties I suffered badly with road rage and could not count how many times I vacated my vehicle to square up to much larger men Than myself. It only ever ended in fisticuffs once because I think they saw the genuine rage in my eyes as I shouted at them how bad there driving was, with no real violent intent on my part I was just very very angry.

The one time I did was when I was sat at lights with my window open and some bloke walked up and put one on my chin without warning. So I jumped out and noticed a piece of 4×2 hardwood protruding next to my seat as I had no bulkhead in my van and due to the sliding door was able to grab it out through the front.

Thing was it turned out to be over 3 meters long and i felt like a magician pulling a never ending row of knotted hankies from his top hat as I passed hand over hand to eventually free up my weapon of choice.
And I then had to hold it in the middle to hit him with it, which I did until he decided he had enough and left.

That night I suffered from badly bruised ribs due to the fact that everytime I swung it away from him to then hit him with it I was hitting myself with the other end.

I once while walking over to a pretty girl in a nightclub tripped down a step and poked her in the eye if that counts.

I have swerved this thread for a while and life’s too short to back track so i do apologise.

What a plonker, panic over.

I had it on the smallest sprocket while indexing so tension was too tight.
Re indexed on the second sprocket and now it shifts through all the gears silky smooth.

Off to thrash my bare buttocks with a mix of brambles and nettles.

Also Whitfield and dee lite.

But this always raises a smile.

This,

Sshhh, keep it on the down low. got michelins on two of my bikes and a few in my spares box.
My poor hardtails not so lucky as it has been condemned to using up my more fashionable maxxis and bontys.

Using season instead of series.

If it’s an American TV series I can live with it but don’t ever use season 2 instead of series 2 or 2nd series of when describing a British TV series.
Bloody TV announcers.

I really liked the weekly challenge and as my mucka yunki has already said it was sometimes the difference to wether I actually made it out of a weekend, and I have never set out on a ride I did not enjoy, so thanks.

Decembers subject is bridge, shall get my thinking cap on.

Ordered one of those SKS jobbies, ta.

Midnight express, one of my favourite films.
My DVD came with a documentary featuring the real matey on whom the film is based. He makes me wish he never makes it out of the big house.

Paris Texas, I want Travis to get Nastassja Kinski back.

Not the end but I can’t watch saving private Ryan as that upham really gets on my tits. And I sometimes watch the first hour or whatever it is of the deer hunter up until they go to war as I think that is the best part of the film and De niro gets on my tits.

Why do you want to use a bigger wheel and smaller tyre to achieve the same combined wheel and tyre size as you already have. To achieve this you are having to compromise on tyre choice rather than have your tyre of choice.

If you must, buy a 650b fork an front wheel and have a 67•5er.

It is a bit shit really, they have more front than Blackpool even selling it as five specific.

Oh well, at least I will get to post no they are a bit shit from now on if anyone recommends them for the five in future, will make me feel better about the good people at mudhugger trousering my hard earned.

It’s the little things.