Gift sets of highly perfumed shower gel/shampoo/deodorant. I have a delicate complexion so these leave me raw and scaley.

I told everyone not to buy me anything as there is nothing I want or need. So no help from me.

Roger Moore can’t act?

That’s tiny! My husband usually wees them out and saves them to show me

Does he pee through a strainer? :D

I due to what must have been temporary insanity. Bought several torches which I have dispersed around the house. I can only hope that 2018 goes down in history as the year of the powercut.

And I need to take up night time trail running as I bought some head torches too.

Find out where he lives and seduce his wife.

Morrow? Mirror?

I remember when my dad asked me to replace a bald tyre on his car with the spare. Then after putting the bald tyre in the boot I pulled out my work knife and sliced it.

He went potty. “What the **** did you do that for, what am I going to do if I get a puncture” I explained that it was illegal to have a bald spare and he could get three points for it.
And when he asked why I said for exactly the reason you just said, you would use it if you got a puncture.

If the tyre has plenty of tread and the puncture is in a place on the tyre that can be repaired I think a tyre place will do the repair cheap enough with a plug. Why not get them to do it.

Come on, a black guy in a puffer jacket. That’s practically an Arab in a suicide belt. No wonder everyone panicked.

I think biology would suit PE and help if went on to do sports science. And economy would go well with maths if wanted to go into business.

I met a warlock once, only dressed accordingly at the weekend (full robes hat, and a large curved dagger).

Nice man.

Just aswell with your clear lack of concentration you don’t have an important job DrP.

Oh….

I would not take it apart yet, I would photo the strip in situ. Then take it apart once you have the replacement.

Unless you wish to take it apart to see if you can fixit.

I printed of some info on the dogs trust harefield today to give to someone who is looking for a dog.

He is a beautiful dog.

To remove the strip You will have to remove the barrel first by removing a long machine screw that holds it in place through the door edge, then using the key to turn it slightly and it will slide out.

If the locking mechanism is kaput and you can get it open you will need a new locking strip.

It’s screwed up almost the ntire length of the door edge.
It should have the lock manufacturers name on it, takes some photos as that system may not still be readily used and send some emails with photos to the look manufacturer and they may be able to help you source the new part.

If he is 50% boxer, he will be 50% daft as a brush.

I have two dewalt chop saws one I bought when I was 21 I am now 43. And one smaller I bought to use while my first one was being serviced 10 years ago.
Both have seen a lot of work cutting Alu when I was a window fitter cutting posts and sills and then timbre when I became a carpenter.

Sigue sigue Sputnik – love missile

Could that egg sort out the Middle East?

AVOID AVOID AVOID

Why? My niece is thinking about this.

AVOID AVOID AVOID

Why

Axel f

Planet rock

Doug e fresh – the show

Renegade sound wave- the phantom

Adamski – NRG

Lil Louis – French kiss

A guy called Gerald – voodoo ray

Ask her to remove her egg as you believe it is making you feel ill and see what she says.

Can you not record on both channels on the box and then watch the free view built into your tv. And if you get one with free view play you will have catch up too.

I don’t understand why smiths make the frazzle when they also make bacon flavour fries, a far superior snack.

Brexit?

Does she live in a detached house or ask her neighbours not to use WiFi at home.

When I search for WiFi on my phone for instance my phone displays several possible WiFi sources from which I choose the relevant one to connect too.

Is your WiFi connection the only one that can be found in the office, if not tell her so she can feel permanently ill.

WTF does a 8 yr old need £5 a week for!? sweets?

Around here fags, rizzla, weed. They must be on a fortune.

I did not get pocket money, I had a Weekend job from the age of 11 (1985) helping my brother and his colleague fit double gazing for a fiver a day. I did it till 16 when I think I was getting £15 a day.

I remember turning up at school on a Monday with £30 in my wallet I felt like Richard Branson.

My ex brother in laws brother died from an infection he got from an ingrowing toenail he never sort help for until he collapsed and then it was too late.

#Just sayin

In 2000 I did a little travelling and when in Geneva I stayed a couple of nights in a Christian hostel where 95% Of there stayers were the homeless with the odd traveller, me and two American girls while I was there.

It opened its doors at a certain time in the evening and the beds were filled first come first serve. There were washing facilities and a warm bed. The homeless stayed for free, I payed a small free ( small compared to Geneva prices.)

You had to be out early in the morning which every one did. The man running it said it again opened for a couple of hours in the afternoon to serve soup for free and I was welcome to come back, Which I did.
While eating lunch i sat and spoke to many homeless people who were all friendly and happy to talk. All the ones I spoke to had presviusly lived a fairly normal life before hand, marriage and kids, one guy an American said he had had it all including a very highly paid job but got into a load of debt which put him under a lot of mental strain and literally did the im just going out, walked out of his front door never to return.

That experience really opened my eyes to being homeless it was not something I had considered before.

They are not some sub species they are people who due to often unfortunate circumstances have ended up with no where to live. And I should image if your life involves sleeping in a shop doorway the thought of getting out of it for a bit on strong lager is quite appealing.