Could you not issue a short warning posted on the actual thread aswell, where someone will be likely to see it.

I have been warned for being an argumentative **** on threads before.

The long straps will be great for helping the user throw shitbag like an Olympic hammer thrower stageward.

Everyone knows it’s crack and rentboys.

Poo bags

Give me your phone, wallet and polo mints.

Start up a business selling stun guns to body builders.

Bring on your tasers, I am A LEGEND!

The people of Margate, a notoriously ferocious bunch.

Ornaments, don’t see the point of them but am partial to a picture.

Bills, I have folders full of them, gas, leccie, council tax, phone, house and mobile, cat insurance, dog insurance, house insurance, car and van insurance, bank statements. I would go paperless but my mum assures me you must keep atleast a years worth of everything.

One time I got home from work without my phone, stupidly thought I had left it at work so did nothing till the next day when it was not there and rang my network to find out that whoever had it ran up £400 in 12 hours on music downloads and calls to Poland. That was a bitter pill to swallow knowing it was one of the people I worked with but not which one.

Hmmm. After 16 years in HMPS I can only actually remember knowing of 2 Polish prisoners.

It was all petty stuff I doubt the police would even bother to attend for never mind charge.
Thing was they were all hard working you just knew to keep your money in your trouser pocket. Twice I forget to take my wallet out of my coat before taking it off both times at the end of the day it was gone.
If you caught them nicking they got sacked the rest of the time you just knew to be careful.

Every young polish labourer I met through work except one was up to no good of some sort,
Selling cheap cigarettes, shop lifting, stealing money from work colleagues. Stealing tools from site. Stealing cds from site, stealing phones.one was involved in prostitution.
They all were really nice friendly sociable people to your face. But would do whatever they could to make ends meet. That said I have not met all polish people.

I did used to know a guy who sold stun guns many years ago but he was Filipino.

Also I have met plenty of white English crooks too.
I would have loved to have been a policeman but I would have had to arrest half the people I grew up with and I have seen the inside of a police cell a few times.

Are the mods from Newquay?

Has poemtrack been banned under the no beatniks rule?

If so you have my complete approval.

What happened to the what happened to the poetry thread thread?

That’s what I want to know.

Did we get an answer?

Not quite on topic but I impose a 10% tax on all sweets my 3yr old great nephew eats in my presents when he’s there when I visit my sister. And being a good kid he is happy to share.

I am just preparing him for adult life I tell myself why chomping on his smarties.

I did not know any insole that will stop the friction.
Have you tried wearing two pairs of socks a thin set of liner socks under your everyday socks

Lots of walkers do this to help with blisters.

Check out isocool liner socks on amazon

Have you used an ouija board lately or been involved in any casual devil worship (pranced around in your underpants wearing goatskin chaps and a set of horns on your head).

If not i don’t know what else it could be, sorry.

i Drink my special brew straight out of the can like everyone else down the park benches, although this time of year I Like to keep it cloaked in a festive bag to stay one step ahead of plod.

This can’t be all him

DrP looks not unlike Schmidt from New Girl

If his suit was green I would think he was hiding a pot of gold.

He could still turn this around if he came out and said he had a porn addiction, then we would have to treat him with sympathy rather than contempt and derision.

Poor man.

Brexit is looking pretty sweet now.
Extra chilli sauce on mine.

Re Hora, i’d heard he had eventually found the “perfect frame” and now spends all his time out riding

I think it turned out to be too small, and the search continues.

Duckface?

Tu-Drac

Chuckle brothers
George clooney

5″ !!!!!! I’m a grower not a show’r.

All the gps in my surgery are young whippersnappers now bar one, my favourite slightly overweight late miiddleaged male doctor but he’s leaving soon too.

I hope nothing goes wrong with arse or penis as I will probably die as I will be too embarrassed to show it to a young’en as I always feel they are judging me. :D

Wear some kickers and grow your hair long with a centre parting and you will look like an old school raver.

I used to be crazy but I’m alright now.

Funsponge is dracs alter ego, perhaps couger is just the sponge for obvious reasons

now that’s a strong look

very well paying job so does that help?

I don’t compare myself to your average male model but Compared to the average Jeremy Kyle participant I’m a solid 10.

I used to be a fox, although sadly did not realise it at the time.

Now ,I could do with some work.

Step brothers

I don’t know why all the emphasis is on he is marrying someone of mixed race.

She’s marrying a ginger for Christ’s sake, will no one think of the children.

The egg would have to be administered as a suppository to deal with such levels of negative energy.

And will forevermore be known sarcastically as legend.

Last time I spoke to a policeman he had a split lip and I remarked was it him I spoke to the week before as the policeman I spoke to the week before had a split lip.
He said no and the lip was quite common in his job.

People are quick to condemn police officers for being in their eyes to heavy handed. But when dealing with violent people why should they risk their health and injury. They did not create this situation the nobber did.

Not so long no ago before tasers he would have got a crack with the truncheon. And I would have had no sympathy with him then either.

Amazon have got olights 400lm recharchable running headtorch currently for £35 and there excellent hr1 nova headtorch for £28 non rechargeable and £41 rechargeable.

They may not stay at these prices for long.